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Author Topic: Humorous Things You've Seen Written In Public Restrooms  (Read 2857 times)

MrWillsauce

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Humorous Things You've Seen Written In Public Restrooms
« on: August 28, 2012, 02:28:11 pm »
The funniest thing I've seen was in one of the stalls at my school. Under a wall of graffiti was written "why do we all bring pens to the bathroom?"
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Re: Humorous Things You've Seen Written In Public Restrooms
« Reply #1 on: August 28, 2012, 02:48:09 pm »
That's meta.



Now is that time where I remember reading something especially funny one time in high school, but can't remember what.
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Re: Humorous Things You've Seen Written In Public Restrooms
« Reply #2 on: August 28, 2012, 02:58:22 pm »
Well stopping by one of UVUs restroom, i found a interesting argument of whether jesus sucks.
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Re: Humorous Things You've Seen Written In Public Restrooms
« Reply #3 on: August 28, 2012, 03:19:02 pm »
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« Reply #4 on: August 28, 2012, 03:20:17 pm »
"I came here to sit and think, all I did was shit and stink".
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Re: Humorous Things You've Seen Written In Public Restrooms
« Reply #5 on: August 28, 2012, 03:35:08 pm »
Does it count if you wrote it? :P
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Re: Humorous Things You've Seen Written In Public Restrooms
« Reply #6 on: August 28, 2012, 03:35:56 pm »
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Does it count if you wrote it?
Naturally.
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Re: Humorous Things You've Seen Written In Public Restrooms
« Reply #7 on: August 28, 2012, 03:57:58 pm »
I seem to mostly stumble upon advertisements for hookers in bathroom stalls.

I've been tempted to correct spelling and grammar on such graffiti before, but I seem to be one of those oddballs who doesn't bring writing implements to the bathroom.
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Re: Humorous Things You've Seen Written In Public Restrooms
« Reply #8 on: August 28, 2012, 04:09:33 pm »
You don't? But man, stalls were like message boards before the internet existed.
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Re: Humorous Things You've Seen Written In Public Restrooms
« Reply #9 on: August 28, 2012, 04:34:13 pm »
Quote from: MrWillsauce on August 28, 2012, 03:35:56 pm
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Does it count if you wrote it?
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"How the hell did you get it on the ceiling?"

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Re: Humorous Things You've Seen Written In Public Restrooms
« Reply #10 on: August 28, 2012, 04:47:45 pm »
"Here I sit,
Broken hearted.
Tried to shit,
Only farted."
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Re: Humorous Things You've Seen Written In Public Restrooms
« Reply #11 on: August 28, 2012, 04:57:34 pm »
Quote from: greatorder on August 28, 2012, 04:55:40 pm
Quote from: Sensei on August 28, 2012, 04:47:45 pm
"Here I sit,
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Tried to shit,
Only farted."
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Re: Humorous Things You've Seen Written In Public Restrooms
« Reply #12 on: August 28, 2012, 06:24:57 pm »
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Re: Humorous Things You've Seen Written In Public Restrooms
« Reply #13 on: August 28, 2012, 07:04:59 pm »
Quote from: Svarte Troner on August 28, 2012, 03:20:17 pm
"I came here to sit and think, all I did was shit and stink".

I believe the complete verse is:

"Some come to sit and think. Others come to shit and stink."
"I come to scratch my balls, and read the writing on the walls."


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Re: Humorous Things You've Seen Written In Public Restrooms
« Reply #14 on: August 28, 2012, 07:37:31 pm »
Quote from: LordBucket on August 28, 2012, 07:04:59 pm
Quote from: Svarte Troner on August 28, 2012, 03:20:17 pm
"I came here to sit and think, all I did was shit and stink".

I believe the complete verse is:

"Some come to sit and think. Others come to shit and stink."
"I come to scratch my balls, and read the writing on the walls."



"and in my rhymes i past the time."
"I past some gas that smells like limes."
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