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Re: Ancient Graffiti
« Reply #15 on: August 28, 2012, 09:12:48 am »
Ahahaha xD
So many defecations, screwing, and 'I woz here' xD
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Re: Ancient Graffiti
« Reply #16 on: August 28, 2012, 01:05:17 pm »
I have the sudden urge to go out and deface a public building with crude Latin inscriptions.
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Re: Ancient Graffiti
« Reply #17 on: August 28, 2012, 04:06:18 pm »
I like these ones

"Blondie has taught me to hate dark-haired girls.  I shall hate them, if I can, but I wouldn’t mind loving them."

"Chie, I hope your hemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they ever have before!"

"We have wet the bed, host.  I confess we have done wrong.  If you want to know why, there was no chamber pot" - seems a reasonable course of action

"Two friends were here.  While they were, they had bad service in every way from a guy named Epaphroditus.  They threw him out and spent 105 and half sestertii most agreeably on whores."

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Re: Ancient Graffiti
« Reply #18 on: August 28, 2012, 04:12:39 pm »
I'm with ya Svarte.
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Re: Ancient Graffiti
« Reply #19 on: August 28, 2012, 04:16:04 pm »
Everyone had such awesome names back then...
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Re: Ancient Graffiti
« Reply #20 on: August 28, 2012, 05:02:39 pm »
Quote from: NobodyPro on August 28, 2012, 04:33:28 am
War changes constantly. People however...

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Why is the very first line by a guy either complaining or announcing of gayness? with a very large ego?
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Ancient Graffiti
« Reply #21 on: August 28, 2012, 05:08:43 pm »
I think a little of column A a little of column B.
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Re: Ancient Graffiti
« Reply #22 on: August 28, 2012, 05:15:21 pm »
I took that one more as "Hah, you're never going to get this again, ladies!"


So sexuality is largely irrelevant; the topic at hand is the size of the guy's... ego.
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Re: Ancient Graffiti
« Reply #23 on: August 28, 2012, 05:17:14 pm »
Makes more sense, I suppose.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Ancient Graffiti
« Reply #24 on: August 28, 2012, 05:39:33 pm »
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I.7.8 (bar; left of the door); 8162: We two dear men, friends forever, were here.  If you want to know our names, they are Gaius and Aulus.

How beautiful. I imagine two buddies who got drunk together all the damn time and carved this, coincidentally, while hammered.


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III.5.3 (on the wall in the street); 8898: Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog

Good old Theophilus Cunnilingus, he died a young and lipless man.
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Re: Ancient Graffiti
« Reply #25 on: August 28, 2012, 05:40:48 pm »
Quote from: Aklyon on August 28, 2012, 05:02:39 pm
Why is the very first line by a guy either complaining or announcing of gayness?
There wasn't a distinction between hetero and homo sex back then,

It was more a
Quote from: Flying Dice on August 28, 2012, 05:15:21 pm
"Hah, you're never going to get this again, ladies!"
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Re: Ancient Graffiti
« Reply #26 on: August 28, 2012, 05:48:05 pm »
Quote from: Leafsnail on August 28, 2012, 08:14:30 am
I've actually visited a relatively famous Viking graffiti site in the Orkneys.

http://www.orkneyjar.com/history/maeshowe/maeshrunes.htm

Most of it is of the "I woz here" format.
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Re: Ancient Graffiti
« Reply #27 on: August 28, 2012, 05:56:03 pm »
God, I love ancient graffiti. I wonder if my archaeology class will cover it :D
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Re: Ancient Graffiti
« Reply #28 on: August 28, 2012, 06:06:22 pm »
Oh you!
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Re: Ancient Graffiti
« Reply #29 on: August 28, 2012, 06:09:28 pm »
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VII.12.35 (Vico d’ Eumachia, small room of a possible brothel); 2146: Vibius Restitutus slept here alone and missed his darling Urbana

After reading through the streak of graffiti talking about people screwing each other, this one made made me a little sad.
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