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Re: The demon.
« Reply #180 on: August 31, 2012, 04:37:26 pm »
You drive into one of your frequent visits, a chinese to go, and oder a few items, pay the man and take your food and continue on back home.
You get out take your food and magical items and go inside, you splay everything on the table and lazily open one of the boxes of yummy takeout.
You cat jumps up onto your lap, "Share?"
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"But to that second circle of sad hell, Where ‘mid the gust, the whirlwind, and the flaw Of rain and hail-stones, lovers need not tell Their sorrows. Pale were the sweet lips I saw, Pale were the lips I kiss’d, and fair the form I floated with, about that melancholy storm."

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Re: The demon.
« Reply #181 on: August 31, 2012, 04:50:11 pm »
"If you stay well away from me, then I'll share."

Get ready to reach for the dagger and talisman in case the demon is possessing the cat.
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Re: The demon.
« Reply #182 on: August 31, 2012, 04:58:04 pm »
"Only if you agree to be all helpful like the cat in Coraline."
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Re: The demon.
« Reply #183 on: August 31, 2012, 05:39:28 pm »
Check that the fast food isn't demon-poisoned.
- by feeding some to your wierd talking cat.
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Re: The demon.
« Reply #184 on: August 31, 2012, 05:58:01 pm »
Cat, "What?"
You give your cat some of your chicken and it eats it on the floor.

Seems fine.
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Re: The demon.
« Reply #185 on: August 31, 2012, 06:05:43 pm »
Try to remember the cat's name.
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Re: The demon.
« Reply #186 on: August 31, 2012, 07:45:20 pm »
"You want petting?"
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Re: The demon.
« Reply #187 on: August 31, 2012, 08:44:06 pm »
You never really gave your cat a name, you always just call it kitty or cat, you ask if it wants pettings, "More share?"
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« Reply #188 on: August 31, 2012, 08:52:57 pm »
Give the cat more chicken. Wait until he's done eating to pet him.
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Re: The demon.
« Reply #189 on: August 31, 2012, 09:46:05 pm »
You give your cat more chicken, it eats and then goes off down the hall.
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« Reply #190 on: August 31, 2012, 10:52:11 pm »
Move our bed to the middle of the room.

Then, construct a protective magic circle around it for the purpose of keeping things out. Construct a second circle, slightly larger, encasing the first circle, designed to keep things in. Then go to sleep.

When the demon shows up, he won't be able to get in because the interior circle keeps him out. While we're talking to him...we can "accidentally" smudge the circle with our foot, thereby breaking it...allowing him in. Once he crosses the threshold of the external circle which is only built to keep things in...we simply step over both of them, leaving the demon trapped inside.

Keep the bedroom door and window CLOSED with the cat outside. We don't want him breaking the circles before the demon gets here.
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Re: The demon.
« Reply #191 on: August 31, 2012, 11:00:39 pm »
Quote from: LordBucket on August 31, 2012, 10:52:11 pm
Move our bed to the middle of the room.

Then, construct a protective magic circle around it for the purpose of keeping things out. Construct a second circle, slightly larger, encasing the first circle, designed to keep things in. Then go to sleep.

When the demon shows up, he won't be able to get in because the interior circle keeps him out. While we're talking to him...we can "accidentally" smudge the circle with our foot, thereby breaking it...allowing him in. Once he crosses the threshold of the external circle which is only built to keep things in...we simply step over both of them, leaving the demon trapped inside.

Keep the bedroom door and window CLOSED with the cat outside. We don't want him breaking the circles before the demon gets here.


I doubt he can phase through walls, but we should be prepared, by etching a circle on all walls and the ceiling, leaving the only entrance as the door.
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Re: The demon.
« Reply #192 on: August 31, 2012, 11:04:51 pm »
Quote from: Wrex on August 31, 2012, 11:00:39 pm
I doubt he can phase through walls, but we should be prepared, by etching
a circle on all walls and the ceiling, leaving the only entrance as the door.

Doesn't really matter if he phases through a wall to get in. Or smashes through it. So long as the circle confines him once he crosses it.

And if he can bypass it by moving in three or more dimensions, then the entire premise was flawed from the beginning and he was never confined in the first post to begin with.
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Re: The demon.
« Reply #193 on: August 31, 2012, 11:08:04 pm »
Quote from: LordBucket on August 31, 2012, 11:04:51 pm
Quote from: Wrex on August 31, 2012, 11:00:39 pm
I doubt he can phase through walls, but we should be prepared, by etching
a circle on all walls and the ceiling, leaving the only entrance as the door.

Doesn't really matter if he phases through a wall to get in. Or smashes through it. So long as the circle confines him once he crosses it.

And if he can bypass it by moving in three or more dimensions, then the entire premise was flawed from the beginning and he was never confined in the first post to begin with.

However, that would be an excellent way to toy with the mind of an intrepid summoner. After all, the look on their face before you eat them would be priceless.
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« Reply #194 on: August 31, 2012, 11:55:27 pm »
Also, attempt to screen Coraline online for Kitty. Hardly fair for someone not to see such a cool movie. Offer food and petting for watching it.
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