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Tarran

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Re: The demon.
« Reply #90 on: August 30, 2012, 01:14:50 am »

Also, since summoning a demon is what got us into this whole mess, that therefore means we're capable of summoning demons and so clearly the best solution for our problem is to summon a demon and ask it what's going on.
Indeed. Clearly.

First we gotta get materials to do the thing again, though. We're out.

But after we've got all the materials, then maybe we will finally be able to spend time in the arms of the Succubus. Hopefully we won't be killed by losing a level.
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: The demon.
« Reply #91 on: August 30, 2012, 06:19:02 am »

Summon an angel, that will balance the mix of evil and good. Also the bugs must have been the bugs pun intended.
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Re: The demon.
« Reply #92 on: August 30, 2012, 06:23:01 am »

I don't think we know anything about summoning angels at the moment. So that's pretty much out of the question.
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: The demon.
« Reply #93 on: August 30, 2012, 09:21:43 am »

Well to this point we have not successfully controlled a demon, before anything else we need to learn control
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Re: The demon.
« Reply #94 on: August 30, 2012, 11:07:37 am »

You ask your cat when it learned english, "English, what is that?", you feed the cat.

You sit and ponder the events of the morning, and besides confusion, you just have questions.
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Re: The demon.
« Reply #95 on: August 30, 2012, 01:45:04 pm »

Ask your cat if it can fix your window.
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Re: The demon.
« Reply #96 on: August 30, 2012, 01:47:15 pm »

"So... you're not speaking English, you're just speaking how you normally speak with meows?"
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: The demon.
« Reply #97 on: August 30, 2012, 01:56:37 pm »

Cat, "Whats a window, and why are you not petting me?"
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Re: The demon.
« Reply #98 on: August 30, 2012, 02:35:29 pm »

"I'm not petting you because I'm worried that my mental health has hit rock bottom... Sorry, but no pets today."

Go take a nap, hoping that this will all clear up with a little sleep.
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: The demon.
« Reply #99 on: August 30, 2012, 02:40:52 pm »

"I'll clean me, then maybe you do petting." your cat goes off and starts grooming itself.

You go lay down and fall asleep, and have a dream about bugs fighting bugs and wake up when phil attacks you... its still daytime.
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Re: The demon.
« Reply #100 on: August 30, 2012, 02:59:39 pm »

Check our summoning circle: What do we need to summon again?
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: The demon.
« Reply #101 on: August 30, 2012, 03:54:46 pm »

You check your summoning ingredient list;
Bees Wax
Red chalk
Rocksalt
Fox blood
Green branch of a burnt tree
Three live fireflies
A stone of the river Phlegethon
A feather a wild bird
Two human teeth
String of a well used bow
Dust of an unmourned grave
One harvestmans leg
Wisker of a sleeping cat
Two gold coins
Seven handfuls of sand
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Oh which you have none.
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Re: The demon.
« Reply #102 on: August 30, 2012, 04:13:31 pm »

And... how did we get all of those in the first place anyway?
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: The demon.
« Reply #103 on: August 30, 2012, 04:29:55 pm »

You got them from a curios shop, supermarket, outside, and Madeline the witch.
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Re: The demon.
« Reply #104 on: August 30, 2012, 04:35:43 pm »

Talk to Madeline
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