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[Citizen Daniel]

I feel like this is all a ploy to get us to make one of the cults worship an infinite bear...

[PrimusRibbus]

I feel like this is all a ploy to get us to make one of the cults worship an infinite bear...

You say that like it's a bad thing

[Aklyon]

I feel like this is all a ploy to get us to make one of the cults worship an infinite bear...

An infinite bear could be impressive, after all.

[Citizen Daniel]

Yeah i'm not going to lie, that could be pretty scary.

[Viken]

Infinite bear? Bah. Give me an eldritch horror any day.  At least those tend to be godly, in one form or another.

[Citizen Daniel]

What if they were bears that became worms that became god-bears?

[Jopax]

And now I am getting the strangest urge do paint a wormbear with infinity tattoed all over his head/whatever worms have as heads.

Also Infinite Bear sounds like some awesome metal band or something. One that dresses up as lumberjacks and has a pet bear that performs with them.

[Aklyon]

Infinite bear? Bah. Give me an eldritch horror any day.  At least those tend to be godly, in one form or another.

But an infinite amount of bear means an unlimited source of all things beary. You could fend off your foes with the unbearableness of your puns.

[Puzzlemaker]

What if they were bears that became worms that became god-bears?

WAS THAT A DUNE REFERENCE

I LOVE YOU

[alway]

Just beware the trapdoor bears. The burrowing horrors who live in the forest. They wait, motionless for hours, just under the surface of the earth. When their next meal wanders too close, they erupt forth in a shower of dirt and shrubbery, grasp their prey, and immediately pull it back down through the dirt to their underground pit...

[Graknorke]

What if they were bears that became worms that became god-bears?

WAS THAT A DUNE REFERENCE

I LOVE YOU

I don't get it. I've read Dune, but don't understand how that relates.

[Puzzlemaker]

What if they were bears that became worms that became god-bears?

WAS THAT A DUNE REFERENCE

I LOVE YOU

I don't get it. I've read Dune, but don't understand how that relates.

It was actually a reference to some of the sequels.  In god-emperor of dune, someone basically becomes a sand-worm who then becomes a god-emperor of the entire galaxy.  To put a long and complicated story very short.

[Aklyon]

The god-emperor then dies and turns all the resulting sandworms into part-god-emperor sandworms or something.

[Viken]

Give me Dune worms and spice any day over the thought of bears.  Jack Campbell kinda killed that for me in his Lost Fleet novels.  An entire species of homicidal cow-bear aliens that build massive planet-sized ships by basically stripmining their entire solar system... Scary.   

P.S.: Yes, I know its totally unrelated.  But it all makes sense in my head, so hah. 

[Descan]

Whenever I picture sentient bears, I imagine a big burly bipedal bear in a pinstripe suit, a monocle, and a tiny bowler cap, sipping tea and reading the morning news.

It always makes me giggle. :3