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[Karnewarrior]

And IIRC Radiation sticks to water better than it does normal rock so every coastal detonation would damage the Dolphins longer and worse than us.

[Kogan Loloklam]

But hunter-gatherer dolphins can move away from irradiated areas in the same way humans could, and we get a large amount of our food and air from oceans.

[Loud Whispers]

But hunter-gatherer dolphins can move away from irradiated areas in the same way humans could, and we get a large amount of our food and air from oceans.

Burn it.
Burn it all.
Burn the sea to the ground.

[Donuts]

But hunter-gatherer dolphins can move away from irradiated areas in the same way humans could, and we get a large amount of our food and air from oceans.

Burn it.
Burn it all.
Burn the sea to the ground.

Sounds dorfy. But remember oil mmkay?

[Hanslanda]

We don't need no stinking oil! We've got the sun!

[Loud Whispers]

We don't need no stinking oil! We've got the sun!

CRASH THE SUN INTO THE SEA
THAT'S HOW THIS STUFF WORKS

[Donuts]

We don't need no stinking oil! We've got the sun!

CRASH THE SUN INTO THE SEA
THAT'S HOW THIS STUFF WORKS

But isn't the fish going to be burned? I prefer them roast...

[Hanslanda]

This derail has my full approval.

[Kogan Loloklam]

I think crashing the sun into the ocean would be effective.
Someone really doesn't seem to like saving the dolphins.

[Loud Whispers]

Explosives work to a limited degree, but they still have an effective range, and a resistance to sonic shockwaves can be built up.

Oh yeah and forgot to mention that explosives underwater are incredibly devastating, the shockwave will kill everything it passes. Which happens to be much larger underwater. Think about a grenade, thrown at a person no shrapnel need hit them to kill - only the shockwave. Same with underwater.
So yeah, a few sailors with hand grenades would decimate any conceivable dolphin aggression or resistance. They would do better to sue for peace.

[Kogan Loloklam]

Oh yeah and forgot to mention that explosives underwater are incredibly devastating, the shockwave will kill everything it passes. Which happens to be much larger underwater. Think about a grenade, thrown at a person no shrapnel need hit them to kill - only the shockwave. Same with underwater.
So yeah, a few sailors with hand grenades would decimate any conceivable dolphin aggression or resistance. They would do better to sue for peace.

Only to a limited degree, and range changes kills to stunning to just annoying. Explosives are more effective yes, but a grenade is only good for a pond, and two grenades are also only good for a pond. A ocean is bigger than that, and unlike on land, it's a 3d environment, so there is more room you have to cover. It's like flak guns versus airplanes, except the dolphins flying "under the radar" are actually further from potential defensive actions.

[Jopax]

How about just draining the sea trough a dolphin-denying grate, after laughing a bit at them doing disco on dry land we just clobber them and refill the sea back up.

[Karnewarrior]

I'm siding with our dolphin overlords.

pls hlp thy r rapin meeeeeeee

[Graknorke]

I'm siding with our dolphin overlords.

pls hlp thy r rapin meeeeeeee

Is that a reference to dolphins being one of the few animals who participate in recreational sex? Or is it something else?
Vague misspelled messages are confusing.

[Karnewarrior]

It's a reference to that fact Dolphins have a propensity for raping eachother and other animals.

I even think I may have possibly heard a rumor about dolphins raping a whale but I've forgotten where from. :/