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[ShoesandHats]

Spoiler: Pesterlog (click to show/hide)

IP: {HI. I AM SURE. YOU ARE VERY CONFUSED.}
IP: {THAT IS OK. I WAS CONFUSED AT ONE POINT TOO.}
IP: {NOW I UNDERSTAND. PERFECTLY.}
PS: What?
PS: First of all, who are you, and second of all, what do you know about what's going on?
IP: {AS THERE IS NO NEED FOR FORMALITY AT THIS STATE.}
IP: {MY NAME WAS ONCE "ARTHUR." WE ALL HAD NAMES. BUT THAT DOESN'T MATTER NOW. DOES IT.}
IP: {I AM DYING. WHICH IS FUNNY. ALL CONSIDERED.}
IP: {BUT I SHOULD AT LEAST TAKE THIS TIME TO HELP YOU. IT IS THE LEAST I COULD DO.}
PS: Oh.
PS: I'm sorry to hear that.
PS: How exactly can you help me?

[freeformschooler]

Spoiler: Pesterlog (click to show/hide)

IP: {HI. I AM SURE. YOU ARE VERY CONFUSED.}
IP: {THAT IS OK. I WAS CONFUSED AT ONE POINT TOO.}
IP: {NOW I UNDERSTAND. PERFECTLY.}
PS: What?
PS: First of all, who are you, and second of all, what do you know about what's going on?
IP: {AS THERE IS NO NEED FOR FORMALITY AT THIS STATE.}
IP: {MY NAME WAS ONCE "ARTHUR." WE ALL HAD NAMES. BUT THAT DOESN'T MATTER NOW. DOES IT.}
IP: {I AM DYING. WHICH IS FUNNY. ALL CONSIDERED.}
IP: {BUT I SHOULD AT LEAST TAKE THIS TIME TO HELP YOU. IT IS THE LEAST I COULD DO.}
PS: Oh.
PS: I'm sorry to hear that.
PS: How exactly can you help me?
IP: {I CANNOT DO MUCH. BUT I CAN TELL YOU WHAT YOU NEED TO DO.}
IP: {THE CITADEL'S AIMING SYSTEM IS BROKEN. THEREFORE I AM ASSUMING THAT YOU ARE CURRENTLY FLOATING IN THE VOID. UNLESS YOU WERE VERY LUCKY.}

[ShoesandHats]

Spoiler: Pesterlog (click to show/hide)

IP: {HI. I AM SURE. YOU ARE VERY CONFUSED.}
IP: {THAT IS OK. I WAS CONFUSED AT ONE POINT TOO.}
IP: {NOW I UNDERSTAND. PERFECTLY.}
PS: What?
PS: First of all, who are you, and second of all, what do you know about what's going on?
IP: {AS THERE IS NO NEED FOR FORMALITY AT THIS STATE.}
IP: {MY NAME WAS ONCE "ARTHUR." WE ALL HAD NAMES. BUT THAT DOESN'T MATTER NOW. DOES IT.}
IP: {I AM DYING. WHICH IS FUNNY. ALL CONSIDERED.}
IP: {BUT I SHOULD AT LEAST TAKE THIS TIME TO HELP YOU. IT IS THE LEAST I COULD DO.}
PS: Oh.
PS: I'm sorry to hear that.
PS: How exactly can you help me?
IP: {I CANNOT DO MUCH. BUT I CAN TELL YOU WHAT YOU NEED TO DO.}
IP: {THE CITADEL'S AIMING SYSTEM IS BROKEN. THEREFORE I AM ASSUMING THAT YOU ARE CURRENTLY FLOATING IN THE VOID. UNLESS YOU WERE VERY LUCKY.}
PS: The Void?
PS: I...guess you could call it that.
PS: What's this about a citadel?

[freeformschooler]

Spoiler: Pesterlog (click to show/hide)

IP: {HI. I AM SURE. YOU ARE VERY CONFUSED.}
IP: {THAT IS OK. I WAS CONFUSED AT ONE POINT TOO.}
IP: {NOW I UNDERSTAND. PERFECTLY.}
PS: What?
PS: First of all, who are you, and second of all, what do you know about what's going on?
IP: {AS THERE IS NO NEED FOR FORMALITY AT THIS STATE.}
IP: {MY NAME WAS ONCE "ARTHUR." WE ALL HAD NAMES. BUT THAT DOESN'T MATTER NOW. DOES IT.}
IP: {I AM DYING. WHICH IS FUNNY. ALL CONSIDERED.}
IP: {BUT I SHOULD AT LEAST TAKE THIS TIME TO HELP YOU. IT IS THE LEAST I COULD DO.}
PS: Oh.
PS: I'm sorry to hear that.
PS: How exactly can you help me?
IP: {I CANNOT DO MUCH. BUT I CAN TELL YOU WHAT YOU NEED TO DO.}
IP: {THE CITADEL'S AIMING SYSTEM IS BROKEN. THEREFORE I AM ASSUMING THAT YOU ARE CURRENTLY FLOATING IN THE VOID. UNLESS YOU WERE VERY LUCKY.}
PS: The Void?
PS: I...guess you could call it that.
PS: What's this about a citadel?
IP: {TIME IS OF THE ESSENCE.}
IP: {YOUR WILL BE ASSAILED BY CLEANERS. THE LOWEST LEVEL OF DEFENSE IN THE QUEUE. USE WHATEVER METHOD NECESSARY TO DEFEAT THEM.}
IP: {THEY WILL SPAWN "GRIST." HAHAHA THE TIME I SPENT MAKING SURE THEY SPAWN "GRIST."}
IP: {YOU MUST USE THIS GRIST. TO SOMEHOW FIND A WAY. TO MOVE YOUR HOUSE. CLOSER TO A "GATE."}
IP: {THERE ARE MANY OUT THERE. IT DOES NOT MATTER WHICH ONE. THEY ALL LEAD TO THE SAME NETWORK.}

[ShoesandHats]

Spoiler: Pesterlog (click to show/hide)

IP: {HI. I AM SURE. YOU ARE VERY CONFUSED.}
IP: {THAT IS OK. I WAS CONFUSED AT ONE POINT TOO.}
IP: {NOW I UNDERSTAND. PERFECTLY.}
PS: What?
PS: First of all, who are you, and second of all, what do you know about what's going on?
IP: {AS THERE IS NO NEED FOR FORMALITY AT THIS STATE.}
IP: {MY NAME WAS ONCE "ARTHUR." WE ALL HAD NAMES. BUT THAT DOESN'T MATTER NOW. DOES IT.}
IP: {I AM DYING. WHICH IS FUNNY. ALL CONSIDERED.}
IP: {BUT I SHOULD AT LEAST TAKE THIS TIME TO HELP YOU. IT IS THE LEAST I COULD DO.}
PS: Oh.
PS: I'm sorry to hear that.
PS: How exactly can you help me?
IP: {I CANNOT DO MUCH. BUT I CAN TELL YOU WHAT YOU NEED TO DO.}
IP: {THE CITADEL'S AIMING SYSTEM IS BROKEN. THEREFORE I AM ASSUMING THAT YOU ARE CURRENTLY FLOATING IN THE VOID. UNLESS YOU WERE VERY LUCKY.}
PS: The Void?
PS: I...guess you could call it that.
PS: What's this about a citadel?
IP: {TIME IS OF THE ESSENCE.}
IP: {YOUR WILL BE ASSAILED BY CLEANERS. THE LOWEST LEVEL OF DEFENSE IN THE QUEUE. USE WHATEVER METHOD NECESSARY TO DEFEAT THEM.}
IP: {THEY WILL SPAWN "GRIST." HAHAHA THE TIME I SPENT MAKING SURE THEY SPAWN "GRIST."}
IP: {YOU MUST USE THIS GRIST. TO SOMEHOW FIND A WAY. TO MOVE YOUR HOUSE. CLOSER TO A "GATE."}
IP: {THERE ARE MANY OUT THERE. IT DOES NOT MATTER WHICH ONE. THEY ALL LEAD TO THE SAME NETWORK.}
PS: I don't know what you're talking about, but I guess I have no reason to distrust just about anyone at this point.
PS: I'll be assailed by 'cleaners'?
PS: And I'm supposed to fight these maids or janitors or whatever that'll be trying to get me?
PS: I'm almost certain that you didn't literally mean house cleaners, but whatever.
PS: The point is, I've never fought a day in my life.
PS: Just how dangerous are these things?

[freeformschooler]

Spoiler: Pesterlog (click to show/hide)

IP: {HI. I AM SURE. YOU ARE VERY CONFUSED.}
IP: {THAT IS OK. I WAS CONFUSED AT ONE POINT TOO.}
IP: {NOW I UNDERSTAND. PERFECTLY.}
PS: What?
PS: First of all, who are you, and second of all, what do you know about what's going on?
IP: {AS THERE IS NO NEED FOR FORMALITY AT THIS STATE.}
IP: {MY NAME WAS ONCE "ARTHUR." WE ALL HAD NAMES. BUT THAT DOESN'T MATTER NOW. DOES IT.}
IP: {I AM DYING. WHICH IS FUNNY. ALL CONSIDERED.}
IP: {BUT I SHOULD AT LEAST TAKE THIS TIME TO HELP YOU. IT IS THE LEAST I COULD DO.}
PS: Oh.
PS: I'm sorry to hear that.
PS: How exactly can you help me?
IP: {I CANNOT DO MUCH. BUT I CAN TELL YOU WHAT YOU NEED TO DO.}
IP: {THE CITADEL'S AIMING SYSTEM IS BROKEN. THEREFORE I AM ASSUMING THAT YOU ARE CURRENTLY FLOATING IN THE VOID. UNLESS YOU WERE VERY LUCKY.}
PS: The Void?
PS: I...guess you could call it that.
PS: What's this about a citadel?
IP: {TIME IS OF THE ESSENCE.}
IP: {YOUR WILL BE ASSAILED BY CLEANERS. THE LOWEST LEVEL OF DEFENSE IN THE QUEUE. USE WHATEVER METHOD NECESSARY TO DEFEAT THEM.}
IP: {THEY WILL SPAWN "GRIST." HAHAHA THE TIME I SPENT MAKING SURE THEY SPAWN "GRIST."}
IP: {YOU MUST USE THIS GRIST. TO SOMEHOW FIND A WAY. TO MOVE YOUR HOUSE. CLOSER TO A "GATE."}
IP: {THERE ARE MANY OUT THERE. IT DOES NOT MATTER WHICH ONE. THEY ALL LEAD TO THE SAME NETWORK.}
PS: I don't know what you're talking about, but I guess I have no reason to distrust just about anyone at this point.
PS: I'll be assailed by 'cleaners'?
PS: And I'm supposed to fight these maids or janitors or whatever that'll be trying to get me?
PS: I'm almost certain that you didn't literally mean house cleaners, but whatever.
PS: The point is, I've never fought a day in my life.
PS: Just how dangerous are these things?
IP: {THAT DEPENDS.}
IP: {ON HOW DANGEROUS THE CITADEL CONSIDERS YOU.}

Also, I just wanted to say that ruining Shoes' potential avian advice was intensely satisfying for reasons I cannot explain.

[Ochita]

Spoiler: Spritelog (click to show/hide)

LR: Youmu...
LR: What is going on?
LR: Whats even happening?
LR: Why are we floating in a.. Dad..

With that, Jonathan rushes off towards his fathers study, hoping to see... Hoping to see something, anything.

Run over to my dad's study!

[Liber celi]

>ACHIM: Be of help!

Oh weh. You are barely of help to yourself most of the time.

Spoiler: Journalog (click to show/hide)

HELP ME

"DAY 1: THE OUT-BREAK"

WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN

"U Was zur What? Sorry, it is a po_pcultre refer^ence? and  a wordplay? Like, thae outbreak of a sickness, say a vampi  Zombie plague? And also breaking out of so"

Eh, Forget it.

My n_ame's Ac_him. W^ho bist are you?"

CONFUSED AND AFRAID. EVERYTHING IS DARK NOW, AND I CAN HEAR VOICES. THEY SOUND FAMILIAR, BUT I CAN'T REACH THEM. OH GOD, WHAT DO I DO?

"First for off: Look arou_nd for a light... but don't move to_wards it yet in case it is a met^aphysical deadth light!

Secondly, check the fl_oor you are standing on, what d_oes it feel like? Is there straw some pa^ttern on it?"

[Blade Master Model 42]

>Penny: Well, that sure as hell isn't normal. Go check outside your door. Hopefully your house hasn't been transported to some void. Keep an eye out for your folks.

[freeformschooler]

>Penny: Well, that sure as hell isn't normal. Go check outside your door. Hopefully your house hasn't been transported to some void. Keep an eye out for your folks.

Yeah, that's totally not something that's - oh, wait, actually it looks like your house IS floating in some kind of dark void. There's a bunch of dirt forming a sort of veil around its base, though. You still see no sign of your folks.

>ACHIM: Be of help!

Spoiler: Journalog (click to show/hide)

HELP ME

"DAY 1: THE OUT-BREAK"

WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN

"U Was zur What? Sorry, it is a po_pcultre refer^ence? and  a wordplay? Like, thae outbreak of a sickness, say a vampi  Zombie plague? And also breaking out of so"

Eh, Forget it.

My n_ame's Ac_him. W^ho bist are you?"

CONFUSED AND AFRAID. EVERYTHING IS DARK NOW, AND I CAN HEAR VOICES. THEY SOUND FAMILIAR, BUT I CAN'T REACH THEM. OH GOD, WHAT DO I DO?

"First for off: Look arou_nd for a light... but don't move to_wards it yet in case it is a met^aphysical deadth light!

Secondly, check the fl_oor you are standing on, what d_oes it feel like? Is there straw some pa^ttern on it?"

THAT LIGHT YOU MENTIONED... I CAN SEE IT NOW. IT FEELS WARM AND FAMILIAR.

Spoiler: Spritelog (click to show/hide)

LR: Youmu...
LR: What is going on?
LR: Whats even happening?
LR: Why are we floating in a.. Dad..

With that, Jonathan rushes off towards his fathers study, hoping to see... Hoping to see something, anything.

Run over to my dad's study!

Your Dad has disappeared. Peeking into his study, his paintbrush lies on the floor as if dropped carelessly. A half-finished painting sits upon an easel.

YOUMUSPRITE: I do not know any better than you.

[ShoesandHats]

Spoiler: Pesterlog (click to show/hide)

IP: {HI. I AM SURE. YOU ARE VERY CONFUSED.}
IP: {THAT IS OK. I WAS CONFUSED AT ONE POINT TOO.}
IP: {NOW I UNDERSTAND. PERFECTLY.}
PS: What?
PS: First of all, who are you, and second of all, what do you know about what's going on?
IP: {AS THERE IS NO NEED FOR FORMALITY AT THIS STATE.}
IP: {MY NAME WAS ONCE "ARTHUR." WE ALL HAD NAMES. BUT THAT DOESN'T MATTER NOW. DOES IT.}
IP: {I AM DYING. WHICH IS FUNNY. ALL CONSIDERED.}
IP: {BUT I SHOULD AT LEAST TAKE THIS TIME TO HELP YOU. IT IS THE LEAST I COULD DO.}
PS: Oh.
PS: I'm sorry to hear that.
PS: How exactly can you help me?
IP: {I CANNOT DO MUCH. BUT I CAN TELL YOU WHAT YOU NEED TO DO.}
IP: {THE CITADEL'S AIMING SYSTEM IS BROKEN. THEREFORE I AM ASSUMING THAT YOU ARE CURRENTLY FLOATING IN THE VOID. UNLESS YOU WERE VERY LUCKY.}
PS: The Void?
PS: I...guess you could call it that.
PS: What's this about a citadel?
IP: {TIME IS OF THE ESSENCE.}
IP: {YOUR WILL BE ASSAILED BY CLEANERS. THE LOWEST LEVEL OF DEFENSE IN THE QUEUE. USE WHATEVER METHOD NECESSARY TO DEFEAT THEM.}
IP: {THEY WILL SPAWN "GRIST." HAHAHA THE TIME I SPENT MAKING SURE THEY SPAWN "GRIST."}
IP: {YOU MUST USE THIS GRIST. TO SOMEHOW FIND A WAY. TO MOVE YOUR HOUSE. CLOSER TO A "GATE."}
IP: {THERE ARE MANY OUT THERE. IT DOES NOT MATTER WHICH ONE. THEY ALL LEAD TO THE SAME NETWORK.}
PS: I don't know what you're talking about, but I guess I have no reason to distrust just about anyone at this point.
PS: I'll be assailed by 'cleaners'?
PS: And I'm supposed to fight these maids or janitors or whatever that'll be trying to get me?
PS: I'm almost certain that you didn't literally mean house cleaners, but whatever.
PS: The point is, I've never fought a day in my life.
PS: Just how dangerous are these things?
IP: {THAT DEPENDS.}
IP: {ON HOW DANGEROUS THE CITADEL CONSIDERS YOU.}
PS: Again, The Citadel?
PS: I mean, if you really are dying, I'm sorry to be wasting your time, but you're speaking in riddles here.
PS: Even more than AA, which is saying something.

[freeformschooler]

Pesterlog

Spoiler: Pesterlog (click to show/hide)

IP: {HI. I AM SURE. YOU ARE VERY CONFUSED.}
IP: {THAT IS OK. I WAS CONFUSED AT ONE POINT TOO.}
IP: {NOW I UNDERSTAND. PERFECTLY.}
PS: What?
PS: First of all, who are you, and second of all, what do you know about what's going on?
IP: {AS THERE IS NO NEED FOR FORMALITY AT THIS STATE.}
IP: {MY NAME WAS ONCE "ARTHUR." WE ALL HAD NAMES. BUT THAT DOESN'T MATTER NOW. DOES IT.}
IP: {I AM DYING. WHICH IS FUNNY. ALL CONSIDERED.}
IP: {BUT I SHOULD AT LEAST TAKE THIS TIME TO HELP YOU. IT IS THE LEAST I COULD DO.}
PS: Oh.
PS: I'm sorry to hear that.
PS: How exactly can you help me?
IP: {I CANNOT DO MUCH. BUT I CAN TELL YOU WHAT YOU NEED TO DO.}
IP: {THE CITADEL'S AIMING SYSTEM IS BROKEN. THEREFORE I AM ASSUMING THAT YOU ARE CURRENTLY FLOATING IN THE VOID. UNLESS YOU WERE VERY LUCKY.}
PS: The Void?
PS: I...guess you could call it that.
PS: What's this about a citadel?
IP: {TIME IS OF THE ESSENCE.}
IP: {YOUR WILL BE ASSAILED BY CLEANERS. THE LOWEST LEVEL OF DEFENSE IN THE QUEUE. USE WHATEVER METHOD NECESSARY TO DEFEAT THEM.}
IP: {THEY WILL SPAWN "GRIST." HAHAHA THE TIME I SPENT MAKING SURE THEY SPAWN "GRIST."}
IP: {YOU MUST USE THIS GRIST. TO SOMEHOW FIND A WAY. TO MOVE YOUR HOUSE. CLOSER TO A "GATE."}
IP: {THERE ARE MANY OUT THERE. IT DOES NOT MATTER WHICH ONE. THEY ALL LEAD TO THE SAME NETWORK.}
PS: I don't know what you're talking about, but I guess I have no reason to distrust just about anyone at this point.
PS: I'll be assailed by 'cleaners'?
PS: And I'm supposed to fight these maids or janitors or whatever that'll be trying to get me?
PS: I'm almost certain that you didn't literally mean house cleaners, but whatever.
PS: The point is, I've never fought a day in my life.
PS: Just how dangerous are these things?
IP: {THAT DEPENDS.}
IP: {ON HOW DANGEROUS THE CITADEL CONSIDERS YOU.}
PS: Again, The Citadel?
PS: I mean, if you really are dying, I'm sorry to be wasting your time, but you're speaking in riddles here.
PS: Even more than AA, which is saying something.
IP: {THE CITADEL IS AN ACT OF DEFIANCE AGAINST THE GAME.}
IP: {A WORLD BUILT WITHIN A WORLD. LAST RESTING PLACE OF MY KIND. THE MACHINISTS.}
IP: {YOUR LAND, ONCE YOU FIND IT, IS RIGGED TO
-- idealisticPositron has ceased pestering logicalReasonality --

[ShoesandHats]

>Andrew: Head upstairs and look for Arthursprite.

You figure that that guy must have just lost internet connection. It's not like he would have closed Pesterchum just because he died.

[Liber celi]

>ACHIM: Continue to be of help!

Your semi-knowledge of NEAR-DEATH PARAPSYCHOLOGY is needed!
You sure hope that dying person can read your handwriting. It is more of an improvised roadwork than a common, understandable code.

Spoiler: Journalog (click to show/hide)

HELP ME

"DAY 1: THE OUT-BREAK"

WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN

"U Was zur What? Sorry, it is a po_pcultre refer^ence? and  a wordplay? Like, thae outbreak of a sickness, say a vampi  Zombie plague? And also breaking out of so"

Eh, Forget it.

My n_ame's Ac_him. W^ho bist are you?"

CONFUSED AND AFRAID. EVERYTHING IS DARK NOW, AND I CAN HEAR VOICES. THEY SOUND FAMILIAR, BUT I CAN'T REACH THEM. OH GOD, WHAT DO I DO?

"First for off: Look arou_nd for a light... but don't move to_wards it yet in case it is a met^aphysical deadth light!

Secondly, check the fl_oor you are standing on, what d_oes it feel like? Is there straw some pa^ttern on it?"

THAT LIGHT YOU MENTIONED... I CAN SEE IT NOW. IT FEELS WARM AND FAMILIAR.

"Yep. That'^s a deat_hlight. 100_% archety_pical prar_ad para^dag exemplar. Not a doubt.
I take it for grante^dthat you don't want to die? I mean, I r^espect if you do, but it's kind of a bigg de^cision to make on the fly."
Wi What was your Nname again?

[Ochita]

Jonathan sunk to his knees. Where was his dad? Was he trapped in a void instead of a land of magick and something else..? These questions swirled around his head, and it brought a sense of dread upon him, he slumped to the chair in the room, and looked up at youmusprite, wondering just what the hell he could do.

Spoiler: Spritelog (click to show/hide)

JONATHAN: Well then youmu, what.. What 'can' we even do?
JONATHAN: I feel completely alone, and this place is starting to get to me...

Realising that actually, he had pesterchum, and that there might still be a chance to contact someone before he went insane from being alone, he hurried to the computer, and started up pesterchum, hoping that there was someone online.

Spoiler: Pesterlog (click to show/hide)

Logicalreasonality started pestering starboundLogicbomb

LR: Hey? Hey?!
LR: If you're there please answer or something!
LR: ...
LR: ... ... ...
LR: I guess you're not there then.

Jonathan was about to turn off pesterchum, when he wondered if he could contact anyone else.. Maybe his server player? He wanted to talk to someone at the least.

Spoiler: Pesterlog (click to show/hide)

Logicalreasonality started pestering darkeningdork

LR: Hey? You there?
LR: Please tell me that you're here
LR: I don't want to be alone in this void.