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[freeformschooler]

"Something wrong, girl?"

Replenish bird food/water, attempt diagnostics.

You replenish her food and water, but she refuses to drink or eat. (? -2 vs. ?) However, on further examination, nothing seems to be physically wrong with her. Maybe she's worried about something?

[Dermonster]

"Hrm... Did you see that guy, I wonder? Would be helpful if you could talk. Eh, what time is it... Nine thirty? Mars should be up about now, there was going to be a martian eclipse..."

pet bird. Go back upstairs and, if nobody has connected to me yet, activate remote control for my telescope array.


(aaaand bed.)

[Blade Master Model 42]

Spoiler: Why? (click to show/hide)

[11:27] -- prettyPugilist [PP] began pestering testingBeta [TB] at 23:27 --
[11:28] PP: Hey, how do we play this game?
[11:28] TB: | have no clue
[11:28] PP: And does it have anything to do with the thing in my room?
[11:28] TB: | th|nk | just dropped a th|ng next to some ch|ck
[11:28] TB: wa|twhat
[11:28] PP: Some big doodad just appearified in my room
[11:28] TB: ....
[11:29] TB: that's you?
[11:29] PP: What's me?
[11:29] TB: ....noth|ng
[11:30] PP: Stop being cryptic and using so many ellipsises
[11:30] PP: ellipsi?
[11:30] PP: whatever
[11:30] TB: well bas|cally | just dropped a th|ng next to some ch|ck
[11:30] TB: and th|ngs are mag|cally appear|ng |n your room
[11:30] TB: so | guess | have control of some sort of teleporter
[11:30] PP: Oh, cool
[11:30] TB: and you are the s|m | get control of
[11:30] TB: HOO HOO HOO
[11:30] -- testingBeta [TB] ceased pestering prettyPugilist [PP] at 23:30 --
[11:30] PP: Uh, no
[11:31] PP: oh damn
[11:31] TB: ...yeah
[11:31] TB: sorry about the to|let
[11:31] TB: these controls are k|nd of sh|tty
[11:32] PP: WHAT. DID. YOU. DO?
[11:32] TB: um
[11:32] TB: noth|ng
[11:32] TB: just don't use the bathroom
[11:32] TB: l|ke... forever
[11:32] PP: YOU ASS
[11:32] TB: just use a bush outs|de or someth|ng
[11:32] TB: or a d|fferent bathroom
[11:32] PP: I can't do that! Ladies don't use bushes
[11:32] TB: th|s house has enough of them
[11:32] TB: holy sh|t
[11:33] TB: how do you even need so many bathrooms
[11:33] TB: although.... oh no.
[11:33] TB: that p|pe was prooooobably |mportant.
[11:33] PP: STOP TOUCHING THINGS
[11:33] TB: yeah just
[11:33] TB: don
[11:33] PP: MY PARENTS ARE GONNA BE SO MAD
[11:33] TB: don't use a bathroom
[11:33] TB: any t|me |n the near future
[11:33] PP: FUUUUCK
[11:34] TB: |'m try|ng to f|x |t
[11:34] PP: NO
[11:34] TB: also, don't go look|ng for a mop
[11:34] PP: Just quit it
[11:34] TB: ...or a shovel.
[11:34] PP: I will call a plumber
[11:34] TB: god damn these controls
[11:34] PP: Someone who can ACTUALLY fix things
[11:34] TB: well maybe | could just
[11:35] TB: ...that d|d absolutely noth|ng
[11:35] PP: Stop trying to help for the love of all that is plaumbing
[11:35] TB: | swear
[11:35] PP: *plumbing
[11:35] TB: okay jeez
[11:35] TB: well at least | can conf|rm the lack of robot calamar| |n your basement
[11:36] PP: What?
[11:36] TB: what d|d the word not spread
[11:36] PP: That is so dumb, why would i have robot calamari in my basement
[11:36] TB: there |s a robot octopus th|ng |n my basement
[11:36] PP: ...
[11:36] TB: | sh|t you not
[11:37] PP: Whatever, just stop breaking things, PLEASE
[11:37] TB: so do you get to wreck someone else's house?
[11:37] PP: What? I dunno
[11:37] PP: Why would I, I'm not a dumb jerkface
[11:39] TB: well maybe that's the game
[11:39] PP: No way.
[11:39] TB: congratulat|ons, you get to meet your fr|ends and break the|r houses
[11:39] PP: The game is probably more like resisting the urge to break their stuff.
[11:39] PP: Which means you already lost
[11:40] TB: well sh|t
[11:40] TB: |f they were try|ng to make a preservat|on game maybe they wouldn't g|ve |t such sh|tty controls
[11:42] TB: so what now
[11:42] TB: maybe you should f|ddle w|th that c|rcle th|ng
[11:42] TB: s|nce | can't seem to do much w|th |t
[11:42] PP: Whatever, I gotta go punch something. Don't touch anything else. Try to avoid damaging yourself while I'm away.
[11:43] -- prettyPugilist [PP] ceased pestering testingBeta [TB] at 23:43 --

Spoiler: Why not? (click to show/hide)

[10:59] -- avianAxepert [AA] began pestering prettyPugilist [PP] at 22:59 --
[10:59] -- prettyPugilist [PP] is now an idle chum! --
[10:59] AA: well hello there
[10:59] AA: okay then
[11:01] -- avianAxepert [AA] ceased pestering prettyPugilist [PP] at 23:01 --
[11:14] PP: ((Hello?))
[11:14] AA: ((Hey.))
[11:14] PP: ((sorry, was afk))
[11:14] AA: ((No problem.))
[11:14] PP: ((so, from the top?))
[11:15] AA: ((Sounds good.))
[11:15] AA: hey
[11:15] PP: Hello.
[11:15] AA: so uh
[11:15] AA: i see you got the game
[11:15] PP: Sure did.
[11:16] PP: I don't know how to play though.
[11:16] AA: okay well
[11:16] AA: are you not at all confused about how i know this
[11:17] AA: caws i mean
[11:17] PP: Not really.
[11:17] AA: you know
[11:17] PP: People I've never met before know my name
[11:17] PP: The fact that i have a computer program installed is a bit less far fetched.
[11:17] AA: i know
[11:18] AA: it's just that i kind of expected you to at least be a little confused
[11:18] AA: unless Andrew told you about me or something
[11:18] PP:
[11:18] PP: Andrew?
[11:18] AA: oh
[11:18] AA: i thought you knew him
[11:18] AA: oh wait
[11:18] AA: i guess he didn't tell you his name
[11:18] PP: Probably?
[11:19] AA: psuedoSkeptic
[11:19] PP: Oh, right.
[11:19] PP: Anyway, i don't suppose you can tell me how to play, can you?
[11:20] AA: but yeah uh
[11:21] AA: i see you've connected as a client
[11:21] PP: Is that important?
[11:21] AA: well this game in general is more important than you know
[11:21] AA: so yes
[11:21] AA: also if you're about to ask me about that particular sentence, don't
[11:22] PP: oh.
[11:22] AA: i have to be at least a little vague
[11:22] PP: Ok.
[11:22] PP: How come?
[11:22] AA: well telling you would kind of defeat the point of being vague and shit
[11:23] PP: No, i mean why do you have to be vague?
[11:23] AA: and that was my response
[11:23] AA: you have to be vague about why you're being vague, you know
[11:23] PP: Oh.
[11:23] PP: That's kind of jerky.
[11:25] AA: well uh
[11:25] AA: anyways
[11:25] AA: ((Also, GM update that involves your command which you should check.))
[11:26] PP: ((k, gimme a sec))
[11:26] PP: GAH
[11:26] AA: what
[11:26] PP: Something just showed up in my room
[11:26] AA: oh
[11:26] AA: uh
[11:27] AA: may i ask who your server player is
[11:27] PP:  Um, testingbeta
[11:27] AA: okay
[11:28] PP: He says he doesn't know how to play either :I
[11:28] AA: hm
[11:32] AA: well describe what just appeared
[11:32] PP: ARGH
[11:32] PP: MY BATHROOM
[11:32] AA: what
[11:32] PP: He broke my bathroom
[11:33] PP: I'll have to use a different one
[11:33] AA: oh
[11:33] PP: And mine was no pretty
[11:34] AA: well
[11:34] AA: don't linger on it too long
[11:34] AA: now what was that thing that appeared
[11:34] PP: Uhg, it's like... a boxy looking thing with a tube on top.
[11:34] AA: oh okay
[11:35] PP: With a crankwheelie dealie and a lid
[11:35] AA: well you need to get that lid off and spin the wheel
[11:35] AA: don't ask me why
[11:35] AA: owl explain as it goes along
[11:35] PP: Good, I need to work off some frustration
[11:36] PP: Is there any way to keep testingRetard from messing up my house more?
[11:36] AA: ask him, i guess
[11:36] AA: other than that no
[11:36] PP: He won't stop.
[11:36] PP: I think he's dumb.
[11:36] AA: he very well could be but just ask politely
[11:36] AA: or something
[11:36] PP: I tried!
[11:37] AA: soon having a ducked up hive won't even matter
[11:37] PP: hive?
[11:37] PP: I think you mean house
[11:37] AA: oh
[11:37] AA: house
[11:37] AA: yeah
[11:38] PP: I'm sure the plumbers will get here soon anyway. Just as soon as daddy notices that all the bathrooms are fucked up
[11:38] AA: okay look don't worry about plumbers and shit
[11:38] AA: just get that thing open
[11:39] PP: All 17 of my bathrooms are now nonfunctional. I am gonna worry about it.
[11:39] AA: look if you need to take a leak just do it in the woods or something ok
[11:39] AA: it's not important now
[11:39] AA: look i'm not kidding you need to get that lid open
[11:40] PP: Girls don't pee in the woods!
[11:40] AA: whatfeather
[11:40] AA: i do it all the time
[11:40] PP: That's gross.
[11:41] AA: better than pissing on the floor of my hiv
[11:41] AA: house
[11:41] AA: i mean
[11:41] AA: look you're lucky to have bathrooms
[11:41] PP: Just get a toilet, jeez
[11:41] PP: Bathrooms are not a big deal
[11:41] PP: Until all 17 break
[11:41] AA: exactly
[11:41] AA: let's stop talking about them now
[11:42] AA: get that ducking cruxtruder open
[11:42] PP: Fine, I'm gonna go get that lid off. Bye.
[11:42] AA: okay but you'll need to do other stuff after that
[11:42] AA: stuff you'll not know how to do without me
[11:43] PP: whatever, I'll be right back, god.
[11:43] -- prettyPugilist [PP] ceased pestering avianAxepert [AA] at 23:43 --

>Penny: Punch Cruxtrudie dealie in the lid to relieve pent up aggression and also open the damn thing.

[freeformschooler]

pet bird. Go back upstairs and, if nobody has connected to me yet, activate remote control for my telescope array.


(aaaand bed.)

Are you intending to look at the stars through your telescopic ray? If so, at what? If you desire, you could get +2 on your roll due to Connected to the Stars []. However, it would cost one out of your two Fate Points. (Each Act is started with Fate Points equal to your number of Aspects.)

>Penny: Punch Cruxtrudie dealie in the lid to relieve pent up aggression and also open the damn thing.

You punch your Cruxtruder in the lid and it reels like Glass Joe. Seriously, that was nothing. The lid now open, a glowing, orange-red sprite thing pops out and just sort of hovers overhead:



At the same time, a countdown begins ticking on a small screen at the bottom of the device. 01:31:22, 01:31:21...

[Dermonster]

Mars. No thanks.

[Blade Master Model 42]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[12:24] -- avianAxepert [AA] began pestering prettyPugilist [PP] at 00:24 --
[12:24] AA: so uh
[12:24] AA: you got that cruxtruder business done?
[12:24] PP: Yeah.
[12:24] PP: There is a glowy thing now
[12:24] PP: And a countdown
[12:25] AA: ok
[12:25] AA: that countdown is why i kind of rushed you
[12:25] AA: don't worry about it now
[12:26] AA: actually do worry about it
[12:26] AA: but not very much
[12:26] PP: Make up your mind!
[12:26] AA: but yeah
[12:26] PP: If I'm reading it right, I have an hour and a half
[12:26] AA: get some shit with like some sentimental value or something and throw it into the glowy thing
[12:26] AA: preferably something that would be able to talk if given an anthropromorphic or whatfeather form
[12:26] AA: okay that's actually pretty good
[12:27] AA: but it's important you do featherything i say before it gets to 0
[12:27] PP: Would a poster with someone on it work?
[12:27] AA: uh
[12:27] AA: maybe
[12:27] AA: the rules of this thing are a little fuzzy but i'm pretty sure it would work
[12:28] AA: and uh
[12:28] PP: So, what'll happen when I put whichever item in?
[12:28] AA: tell Jac
[12:28] AA: i mean testingBeta
[12:28] AA: tell him to put down the other objects
[12:28] PP: I think he abandoned his keyboard
[12:28] AA: preferably close by
[12:28] AA: oh
[12:29] AA: well uh
[12:29] PP: Maybe he needed to go blow up HIS toilets too.
[12:30] AA: is there anything you can do to get him back at the computer
[12:30] PP: Not that I know of.
[12:30] PP: I'll try messaging him again.
[12:30] AA: okay well is it likely he'll be back anytime soon
[12:31] PP: pesterchum says he's idle
[12:31] PP: no, wait, he's back!
[12:31] AA: just tell him what i told you to tell him
[12:32] PP: He says he dumped a long thing.
[12:32] PP: In my bathroom, of course
[12:32] AA: okay
[12:32] AA: that may sound a little like he just took a shit in your bathroom but that's not what it is
[12:33] AA: so uh
[12:33] PP: Thank you for that image.
[12:33] AA: get the stuff into the glowy thing
[12:33] AA: but take a while to think what you want in it
[12:33] PP: I already know!
[12:33] AA: caws you're not crowing to be able to change what you put in
[12:34] PP: I have a poster of a hunky guy
[12:34] AA: okay then
[12:34] AA: you need one other thing
[12:34] PP: Ugh, he put the last thing on the roof.
[12:34] PP: And a card?
[12:34] PP: But whatever
[12:34] AA: okay you need both of those things
[12:35] PP: Gah. Alright, what do I need to do exactly? I'd like to do it all at once instead of going back and forth from the things to my comp.
[12:36] AA: is there an easy way for you to get on the roof?
[12:36] PP: I think so? I've never actually gone up there, but how hard could it be?
[12:36] AA: okay get the card then go to the cubey-tubey cruxtruder and turn the crank
[12:36] AA: a little cylinder will come out and you need to take that
[12:37] AA: then you need to go to the long thing in the bathroom and put both the cylinder and the card in there
[12:37] AA: it'll carve the cylinder a little bit but then you need to take it again
[12:37] PP: Okay
[12:37] AA: take it up to the thing on the roof and put it in there
[12:38] PP: Okay, is that all?
[12:38] AA: a little thing will appear on the main platform of the thing and you need to do something with it
[12:38] PP: Oh, okay. I'm gonna go get on that now. I'll be back when I'm done
[12:38] PP: Oh, wait
[12:38] AA: but that last thing i don't know what to do with caws if i'm correct it's different feathery time
[12:39] PP: Should I do the poster thing first, or after?
[12:39] AA: i don't think it matters all that much for now
[12:39] AA: and i say for now becaws it's still important
[12:40] PP: Well, okay. Bye for real this time
[12:40] AA: okay
[12:40] -- prettyPugilist [PP] ceased pestering avianAxepert [AA] at 00:40 --

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[12:16] -- prettyPugilist [PP] began pestering testingBeta [TB] at 00:16 --
[12:17] PP: I'm back. Is your screen showing you what the heck this ball thing is?
[12:30] PP: Hey. I need you to put down more stuff, apparently.
[12:30] -- testingBeta [TB] is now an idle chum! --
[12:31] TB: what really
[12:31] PP: Yes!
[12:31] PP: Don't break anything
[12:31] TB: Okay, | th|nk | can just put th|s there
[12:31] TB: wa|t no | need to move the to|let aga|n
[12:31] TB: why d|d | put that there
[12:32] TB: okay, hang on
[12:32] PP: STAY OUT OF THE BATHROOMS
[12:32] TB: got the long th|ng dumped
[12:32] TB: | d|dn't touch the bathrooms.... aga|n
[12:32] TB: /\ to|let may have just ended up where |t shouldn't have been
[12:32] PP: zxcnkp v dnjoadf
[12:32] TB: From the |n|t|al....err... escapade.
[12:33] PP: I will get you for this, I swear I will
[12:33] TB: yeah. r|ght. sure.
[12:33] TB: anyways, | th|nk that's the last of |t
[12:33] TB: the t|ny card th|ng |s on the last mach|ne
[12:33] TB: wh|ch |s on your roof.
[12:34] TB: that's what you get for threats.
[12:34] PP: Grrr
[12:34] -- testingBeta [TB] ceased pestering prettyPugilist [PP] at 00:34 --
[12:36] -- testingBeta [TB] began pestering prettyPugilist [PP] at 00:36 --
[12:36] TB: have fun.
[12:36] -- testingBeta [TB] ceased pestering prettyPugilist [PP] at 00:36 --

>Penny: Take Zell Dincht poster off of the wall and chuck it into the glowy thing. Then, head for the roof!

[freeformschooler]

Mars. No thanks.

(Stargazing [Mediocre] +0 vs. ?) You look through your telescopic array. Mars looks beautiful yet small tonight. A bit smaller than you'd imagined. Actually, after staring at it for a couple of minutes, it seems to be getting slightly bigger. Maybe it's just you, though.

>Penny: Take Zell Dincht poster off of the wall and chuck it into the glowy thing. Then, head for the roof!

You chuck Zell Dincht, or at least an image of him, into the glowy thing. The thingy flashes, shines and transforms! It now resembles Zell Dincht's head with a long, ghostly tail under it.

Spoiler: Spritelog (click to show/hide)

ZELLSPRITE: Yo! Sup, Penny?

[Blade Master Model 42]

Spoiler: Spritelog (click to show/hide)

ZELLSPRITE: Yo! Sup, Penny?
Penny: EEEEEE!

>Penny: Jump up and down while clapping like a total spaz.

[TherosPherae]

TB: Attempt to find some random prick to blow up your toilet be your server player.

[freeformschooler]

>Penny: Jump up and down while clapping like a total spaz.

Spoiler: Spritelog (click to show/hide)

ZELLSPRITE: Yo! Sup, Penny?
Penny: EEEEEE!
ZELLSPRITE: W-what? Aw, bogus! Another screamin' babe!

TB: Attempt to find some random prick to blow up your toilet be your server player.

(GM note: currently viable server players for TB are Sirius and Jonathan. If either want to contact or be contacted by him, now's the time.)

[Blade Master Model 42]

>Penny: Oh lord, you're fangirling. Stop it, before you scare him off!

Spoiler: Spritelog (click to show/hide)

ZELLSPRITE: Yo! Sup, Penny?
Penny: EEEEEE!
ZELLSPRITE: W-what? Aw, bogus! Another screamin' babe!
Penny: Eeep! Sorry, i didn't mean to-
Penny: Oh shoot. I need to go up to the roof and stuff. Uh, bye!

>Penny: Abscond! You're embarassing yourself! To the roof with you!

[freeformschooler]

>Penny: Abscond! You're embarassing yourself! To the roof with you!

SWEET ABSCOND, BRO! You manage to find an access point to the roof upstairs. Heading up to it, you never realized you house was this tall until now. The card is in sight.

[Blade Master Model 42]

>Penny: Get ye card

[freeformschooler]

>Penny: Get ye card

You cannot get ye card have obtained yon PREPUNCHED CARD. What deign thee to carry out hereafter? >_

[ShoesandHats]

You cannot get ye card

Apparently, it was a load-bearing card.

>Andrew: Place some of the buildings down in a convenient location for Achim