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[Liber celi]

Yes, all six of you get one.

neat!

a Joke, a Fa/tg/uy, and a Dork.

It's Hivebent all over again, isn't it?

[SomeStupidGuy]

Oh well, you win some & you lose some.
You guys have fun though, I'll just be right over here creepily leering at you.

[Doomblade187]

Same here.

[TaiwaneseRedneck]

Posting to see how quickly this turns into blood wars, death laser sunglasses, and spooky demons coming up the stairs throwing people into walls and then curb stomping them.

Just an interest check, really.

[ExKirby]

MAGICAL DSi INTERNET POWERS GOOOO ON CHAR LIMIT.

Name: Alexander Kyrby
Shipping Compatability: In the words of BGO, I like 'em all!
Appearance: Messy black long hair, green eyes. Is ALWAYS-and I mean ALWAYS-wearing a hat. Tends to wear a red polo shirt and black fingerless gloves.
Background info-actually let's make this topical.

Your name is ALEXANDER KYRBY. You live in a small town in the middle of England. You, for reasons unknown, have many interests. One of these is hats. God you love hats. You have an entire wardrobe full of hats. You have a wardrobe for your clothes because you are sane, but if you aren't wearing a hat... You also enjoy computing, and have a desk with three different screens linked to different computers, each to serve a different purpose. Also on your desk is a picture of your family-you, age 7, your DAD and your late MOTHER. She died of Incuritis. Because of her death, you are known on occasion to become extremely ERRATIC and prone to VIOLENT MOOD SWINGS. This is why you don't have many friends, but you live with it.

Your Pesterchum name is beautifulRetribution and you Frequently elongate your vocabulary to portray your superiority. At least, that's what you keep telling yourself.

Favourite aspect of Homestuck: The mindscrew corkscrew of a plot.

[freeformschooler]

Just a note: this may or may not actually start until Thursday/Friday. I've got major tests tomorrow and Thursday, so I'm browsing the internet in between BINGE STUDYING.

[ShoesandHats]

Can we expect an update/start-date/intro/pudding pop today?

[freeformschooler]

Yeah, I eventually gave up on the large things. Right now I'm fiddling with the sprites, mini-maps and icons.

[ExKirby]

...Hm. Either I'm blind or my char sheet post was delayed. And maybe both. Have fun, those who are in. I'll keep Pesterchum warm for troll action.

[Liber celi]

Don't start hiatusing before you start updating..

[freeformschooler]

EARTH



The final frontier. Wait, shouldn't that be space? Nah, you crazy Humans won't even last that long.



After all, today on this large, blue marble, five children and one manchild will play the most important video game ever invented. They will play...



I'm getting ahead of myself here, though. Why don't we introduce these kids?



Who's this douchebag?
Where does he live?
And why does he look like he spends all day at an electrical information machine?



What about this twitnut?
Where does he reside?
Doesn't he know those clothes are so five seconds ago?



Who's this slob?
Let me guess, he lives in his parents' basement?
Is that a receding hairline?



And just who does she think she is, all high and mighty?
Shouldn't she get out of that mansion once in a while?
What's she doing in there all the time, anyway?



Is this guy some kind of hipster? What's with him?
Where's he at, and what could he possibly be doing?
Haven't I seen him before somewhere?



Lastly, who's this punkbitch?
Does she live in a mansion too?
Does her girly exterior hide a secret ruthless side?

[Blade Master Model 42]

Lastly, who's this punkbitch?
Does she live in a mansion too?
Does her girly exterior hide a secret ruthless side?

Your name, as emblazoned on your character picture, is PENNY MANN, and you are not a punkbitch!

You kind of live in a mansion too, but you like to think that despite this, you are actually FAIRLY NORMAL. Having a supermodel mother and championship boxer father tends to preclude this though. So does flipping out and beating up the other girls at school when they say you're a boy.

You have a number of hobbies, including BOXING, VIDEO GAMES about fighting, and CARTOONS. LOSING FRIENDS and BEING A LONER are not among your hobbies, but they tend to happen anyway due to your sadly violent tendencies. It really bums you out!

[freeformschooler]

Wait a minute, for some reason the text is all transparent on the pictures. Lemme fix this.

[ShoesandHats]

Who's this douchebag?
Where does he live?
And why does he look like he spends all day at an electrical information machine?

This douchebag is ANDREW BARROW, and the reason why he looks like he spends all day in front of a computer screen is because he usually does.

You live in RURAL WISCONSIN, and it is that time of year in which the weather decides that it's high time for five feet of SNOW. This year, the weather decided that ANDREW BARROW needs no further education. The roads are completely filled with SNOW, and snowplows only come about once every two months out in the countryside. So instead, you stay in your ROOM, reading the BOOKS you've already read three times over, and playing the same GAMES you've beaten eleven times before. The one GAME you haven't played, nor even touched, isn't coming for a while now.

Your HOBBIES include but are not limited to: VIDEO GAMES, watching POLITICAL TELEVISION, posting on the GULF13 FORUMS, and READING.

[Liber celi]

Who's this slob?
Let me guess, he lives in his parents' basement?
Is that a receding hairline?

Your name is ENGELER. ACHIM ENGELER.
It occures to you that this opening would have be so much smoother if your name had less syllables. Well, that's onomastics for you.

You live in a city in WESTERN GERMANY, in your parent's... attic. Hah. Didn't see that one coming.
Your home city is not exactly something to remember though, as it is in a state of creepily accelerating decay. Sometimes when you leave the DUPLEX-HALF and see the rot and erosion, orphaned shop fronts and crumbling plastering, it makes you want to, really want to, well...

You don't leave the house much, though. There is enough food in the fridge for months, and MAMA hasn't bothered you in weeks.
So you spend your time listening to REAL MUSIC, eating, sleeping, working your PROFOUND POETRY, eating, reading certain types of novels, gaming or chatting with your CRAZY FRIENDS, and reading gratuitous amounts of text online. Then you eat again. If your diabolical CAT lets you, that is.

You ignore that hurtful comment about your LONG BEAUTIFUL HAIR. It's not receding, your face is just growing longer. You are sure of it.