>ACHIM: Check out the Captcha control
A white screen with a few small, rectangular boxes near the top pops up. The console below the viewport says "ERROR: Alchemiter not installed."
>Penny: Return to your room. Clearly your parents are busy, and you still gotta try out this beta.
Aw yes, you dash back into your room and past any annoying helpers. Both discs carefully inserted into your QUAD STACK DVD OMNIPLEX, the computer starts whirring and installing both the SERVER and CLIENT programs because that's something you can do when your PARENTS owns stock in one hundred Fortune 500 companies.
>Andrew: Post on the life advice section of the Gulf13 Forums about this weird robo-crow, then do some thorough googling about it
Gulf 13's life advice section unanimously tells you to stand upside-down on your head with your eyes closed until you stop breathing. Google returns no better results but, thankfully, less homicidal ones.
Looks like the SUBURB server has installed. It tells you it's waiting on a connection. Maybe you should hit one of your friends up? In the meantime, you start the other disc installing.
Jack: Try to find coplayer on a forum.
You head to Gulf 13's forum to try and find a coplayer, but they just tell you to stand upside-down on your head with your eyes closed until you stop breathing. Also, none of them have ever heard of the game. Maybe it would be best to look for a more reliable outlet.