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[Smashness]

Anybody got any funny stuff that happened in LCS? Might be nice to see something funny instead of all the evil stuff and whatever in the game.

For example: I was running from the cops after trying to steal a car, and a cop shotgun-snipered me and I fell. My founder decided it was a good idea to whisper the slogan as he died, and it sounded heroic yet really stupid at the same time.

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My slogan was "I need to take a dump..."

[Jboy2000000]

I sent a person to go get killed becuase I accidently recruited him, and I changed my slogan just for this. I sent him to the police station, and he shot a Death Squad Office in the head, and then the Death Squad Office shot his in the chest and killed him. The last thing he whispered was the slogan I changed it to, I fucked your Mom.

[EuchreJack]

Those are both quite hilarious.

It is sort of ironic that my liberals shout the my current slogan upon dying, considering it is "Dodge!".

[Jboy2000000]

Grimith quote: "DODGE!!!"

[Smashness]

I once heard a story from someone who said he changed his slogan for one mission, because he wanted to kill a Squad member. The Squad member shot a Deth Squad Officer in the face, who then shot him in the body. He whispered the slogan as he died. "I fucked your mom..."

[brainfreez]

"... he quietly whispered RAAAAAARGH FU*K YOU BITCHEEEESS!!!!!!!!1111"

[Jboy2000000]

I once heard a story from someone who said he changed his slogan for one mission, because he wanted to kill a Squad member. The Squad member shot a Deth Squad Officer in the face, who then shot him in the body. He whispered the slogan as he died. "I fucked your mom..."

Now where have I heard that before?

[Smashness]

This just shows how this game works: I was playing Nightmare Mode, wandered around and found a DethSquad member. The conversation was as follows:

Urist McLucky: [Will you marry me?]
DethSquad member: [Yes.]

FIRST ATTEMPT. WTF.

[EuchreJack]

Everyone wants to get laid, if the right person comes along.

[brainfreez]

even straight conservative police men (assuming you are male) will be willing to get laid with you .

[EuchreJack]

even straight conservative police men (assuming you are male) will be willing to get laid with you .

And who said they were straight?

LCS is like the Sims: Everyone likes everyone.

[SealyStar]

Somewhere between "funny" and "badass", my main martial artist asskicker, whom I nicknamed "Bruce Lee", once kicked three rubes dead at once.

I don't mean one fight. One kick.

[Alpheus]

All mutant squads, slogan is GGGRRRRAAANNNNNGGGGGAAAACCCKKKK!!!!!

[EuchreJack]

Somewhere between "funny" and "badass", my main martial artist asskicker, whom I nicknamed "Bruce Lee", once kicked three rubes dead at once.

I don't mean one fight. One kick.

Nice, sort of restores my faith in martial arts.

[Donuts]

Somewhere between "funny" and "badass", my main martial artist asskicker, whom I nicknamed "Bruce Lee", once kicked three rubes dead at once.

I don't mean one fight. One kick.

Nice, sort of restores my faith in martial arts.

Mine is a super teacher and martial artist, his name is Yip Man