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Waterplouf, and the Submarine Eskimos

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Shadowgandor, and the Descendants of Giant Popsicles

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Boksi, and the Climate Change Deniers

4 (10.8%)

a1s, and the Recycled Italians

0 (0%)

Korbac, and the Japanese Porn Industry

12 (32.4%)

Il Palazzo, and the Dreamy Octopi

12 (32.4%)

Bluerobin, and the Power Metal Band

1 (2.7%)

EuchreJack, and the Best Judea

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Karlito, and the Animal Farm

3 (8.1%)

Total Members Voted: 37

[Korbac]

I apologize to everyone, especially Il Paz who did a much better job than I did.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[Karlito]

Is that... an image hosting site that disables hotlinking?

[Korbac]

Can you see it?

Also, muhbeeidunno.

[Karlito]

Not in your post, no. But I can access the url.

[Korbac]

Oh, ok. It shows up fine in my spoiler. 

[EuchreJack]

Oh, ok. It shows up fine in my spoiler. 

Not for me.

Oh, and I submitted my turn, so the new turn is out.

[Il Palazzo]

Spoiler: And so, it begins (click to show/hide)

In other news, The R'lyeh Society For Preservation Of Underwater Diversity would like to thank Atlantis for not invading the Dreamlands while we're preoccupied with surface matters.

I apologize to everyone, especially Il Paz who did a much better job than I did.

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I love it. It'd be great to have every nation do their own newspapers, but it's just so damn time consuming.
Pic doesn't show in the forum though.

[Boksi]

If I had gotten one or two more lesser horrors in there, I would have won. The militia were retreating and the clockwork horrors were exhausted. Good thing I named my scout appropriately. Probably should have set him to retreat, though.

But hey, I did manage to slaughter several turns worth of Gibborim. That's nice.

[Shadowgandor]

Spoiler: And so, it begins (click to show/hide)

My guys....might have to flex their muscles for a bit. Judging by the total army size of Ermor, my PD wasn't very succesful in fending them off.

[a1s]

War?

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Today the borders of Ermor were breached by a raiding party of Utgard barbarians. Though eventually repelled by the self-defense forces lead by the esteemed war hero, bishop Mort, barbarians have caused re-deaths of over 300 private citizens and millions of cantrii worth of damages. Following the raid Plain of Tusker is a desolate wasteland.  Consul Ayevanivs Avgvsvs Ayevs has claimed that "Utagrd forces were provoked by the self-defense force maneuvers" or "were probably lost".

New Management

Following Utgard's last months unprovoked attack on Plain of Tuskers generalissimo, bishop and self appointed prophet of Lichinca, Mort has declared he has "had it up to here with Citizen Ayivs's chickenshit pacifism" and declared a Cursade into the holy lands. Senate has been temporarily dissolved and all citizens are requested and required to report for military duty.

Traitors

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First crony of the Ayivs regime was executed today, when tribune Manhate refused to overturn his garrison to the self-defense force, because allegedly the "sea has frozen over" and he can't get out. Of course it's obvious the whole garrison is a fiction created by the old regime to write off supplies. A fresh cadre of loyal officers have been sent to oversee recruitment.

First Victories

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Under the leadership of Mort (the rumors of whose absence during the battle are Ayivist propaganda) Cracked Land has been take by Eromorian armies from the infidel barbarians. Mort was reported to say "The Holy Sepulchre is just beyond these walls. Let's bring them down, and we shall all see it within the week". Which is clear evidence that he was there.

[Boksi]

I can't let you guys have all the fun, now can I?

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This newspaper may or may not be totally accurate
For example, an observant eye might spot a giant that isn't a Gibbor.

[Waterplouf]

In other news, The R'lyeh Society For Preservation Of Underwater Diversity would like to thank Atlantis for not invading the Dreamlands while we're preoccupied with surface matters.

Yeah... note that I actually want to kill you, but I actually have no idea how to do this  .

[Karlito]

Maybe I'll make a Pangaean newspaper, but what would it be printed on? Vellum is certainly out, and paper seems problematic as well.

[Boksi]

Maybe I'll make a Pangaean newspaper, but what would it be printed on? Vellum is certainly out, and paper seems problematic as well.

Genetically engineered fruit.

[Il Palazzo]

Maybe I'll make a Pangaean newspaper, but what would it be printed on? Vellum is certainly out, and paper seems problematic as well.

I hear Gibborim hides make an excellent parchment.

Yeah... note that I actually want to kill you, but I actually have no idea how to do this  .

I'd help you out with free advice, but I've no idea either. Maybe some of the concerned citizens of the world can take a break from waving their papers around(and killing each other) and advise you on the matter?
Guys, it's in your own interests.