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Waterplouf, and the Submarine Eskimos

5 (13.5%)

Shadowgandor, and the Descendants of Giant Popsicles

0 (0%)

Boksi, and the Climate Change Deniers

4 (10.8%)

a1s, and the Recycled Italians

0 (0%)

Korbac, and the Japanese Porn Industry

12 (32.4%)

Il Palazzo, and the Dreamy Octopi

12 (32.4%)

Bluerobin, and the Power Metal Band

1 (2.7%)

EuchreJack, and the Best Judea

0 (0%)

Karlito, and the Animal Farm

3 (8.1%)

Total Members Voted: 37

[Il Palazzo]

And yes, I noticed that you actually decided to station defenders in your provinces.  It'll be nice to have a challenge from you for a change!

Ahem. These are not really defenders per se. It's just that I figured it'd be faster to let your Gibbors kill my worthless surface freespawn, than keep on drowning them piecemeal.

[EuchreJack]

And yes, I noticed that you actually decided to station defenders in your provinces.  It'll be nice to have a challenge from you for a change!

Ahem. These are not really defenders per se. It's just that I figured it'd be faster to let your Gibbors kill my worthless surface freespawn, than keep on drowning them piecemeal.

So you kill my militia from bad event, and I kill your worthless surface freespawn.  Who ever said R'lyeh and Gath never cooperated in anything? 

[Karlito]

I've still got like 8 satyrs from turn 1 hanging around. Does anyone want to kill them?

[EuchreJack]

I've still got like 8 satyrs from turn 1 hanging around. Does anyone want to kill them?

Your biggest problem is that you'd need to either lose a province or risk losing a commander.  Both things I'd be willing to help you with.   

[Waterplouf]

I kind of want R'lyeh and Atlantis to rise up and try and take the surface. I'm not sure why, but in my head I guess it'd be like the big bad Il P taking a new player under his wing and using him to crush the filthy surfacedwellers.

This game really is its most fun when it's breaking the fourth wall.

As much as being the ally of the Cthulhu's cousin is tempting, I can't stop worrying this would just mean an easier way to win for him  .

[EuchreJack]

I kind of want R'lyeh and Atlantis to rise up and try and take the surface. I'm not sure why, but in my head I guess it'd be like the big bad Il P taking a new player under his wing and using him to crush the filthy surfacedwellers.

This game really is its most fun when it's breaking the fourth wall.

As much as being the ally of the Cthulhu's cousin is tempting, I can't stop worrying this would just mean an easier way to win for him  .

With wisdom like that, I think you and I will be great friends!

[Korbac]

I've still got like 8 satyrs from turn 1 hanging around. Does anyone want to kill them?

Do I hear a Fires From Afar request?

Seriously, though. Satyr's have recup, yes? Tbh with experience they're probably worth keeping around.

[Karlito]

That's the kind of thinking that makes me wish I'd gone with the dryad hoplite bless strategy I had lined up.

[EuchreJack]

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[a1s]

Ermor's a happy land of peaceful people. They just want to shuffle around in peace!

Yep. Plus we have an awesome dental plan- with lifetime warranty.

[EuchreJack]

Hey Karlito, what are you planning to do with all those items you pried from the dead hands of my many heroes?

I'd suggest returning them to me, but I somehow doubt you'll be doing that.   

[Karlito]

I only got two shields and a firebrand. I guess the battlefield looters got to all the rest.

[EuchreJack]

I only got two shields and a firebrand. I guess the battlefield looters got to all the rest.

Better go kill some looters.  You got royally screwed.  I had around 15 items spread around my commanders.

[Bluerobin]

Oh I didn't know what you were talking about losing undead as a trade for skinshifters because I hadn't looked at the turn until just now. I saw the battle start and was like "oh crap those flying things are gonna suck" before I realized that Storm was saving me. I lost more mages than I wanted to, but I'm not too disappointed in that trade.

Edit: Also, this isn't meant to come off as mean, but the drop on your army graph is kind of hilarious.

[Korbac]

I lost precisely one man on my turn, who decided to go mad and attack Il Palazzo.