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Waterplouf, and the Submarine Eskimos

5 (13.5%)

Shadowgandor, and the Descendants of Giant Popsicles

0 (0%)

Boksi, and the Climate Change Deniers

4 (10.8%)

a1s, and the Recycled Italians

0 (0%)

Korbac, and the Japanese Porn Industry

12 (32.4%)

Il Palazzo, and the Dreamy Octopi

12 (32.4%)

Bluerobin, and the Power Metal Band

1 (2.7%)

EuchreJack, and the Best Judea

0 (0%)

Karlito, and the Animal Farm

3 (8.1%)

Total Members Voted: 37

[Il Palazzo]

I can see TempAcc managed to conquer the obstacles that held his turn hostage.
Now it's just Korbac. The same Korbac that is now leading in the polls!
Curse you, curse youuuu!

[Korbac]

Can I get an extension until about 0:00 GMT Monday, please? I've been feeling really crap lately and don't want to put my brain through any more stress than it has to handle (i.e. uni work.)

Edit : Don't worry, I'll do it now. MAN UP AND ALL THAT

Also the fact that I thought I had until 1:30 PM tomorrow and not AM 

[EuchreJack]

As far as I'm concerned, you're all quickly proving to be one big Gaul to me. The only questions I'm still unlcear on are: who's the Helveti, who's the Belgae, which one of you is Vercingetorix, and who wants to enlist in the auxilia.

I could pretend to follow along before, but that's just so far beyond the limits of my abilities to make crap up...

Oh, I can probably keep up.  I'm sure Il Palazzo considers me part of the auxilia.  He's even been nice enough to give me some land!  And I'm sure he won't mind more of my people moving into his territories over the next few months.

Pfft. More like the Germanic tribes, I reckon. Deluding themselves that their large stature is enough to challenge the might of RomeR'lyeh. I should visit your territory, burn some villages, maybe build a bridge while I'm at it, and you'll go right back to your forests.

Where he'll be promptly eaten by the trees .

It's nice to be loved.   

Il Palazzo, would you mind if I post exactly why I fear you so much?  By which I mean unit pictures.

[Karlito]

Oh man, stupid me forgetting to ctrl move my sneaky commanders.

[EuchreJack]

Oh man, stupid me forgetting to ctrl move my sneaky commanders.

We at Gath salute you!

Still doesn't make up for you killing our god...

[Bluerobin]

Yeah, stealthy commanders are a bit of a pain.

Edit: Whoa. I haven't been a fan of Misfortune scales recently, but that turn changed my mind. Not that it'll help a lot, mind you, my Drain scales are still obnoxious and a choice I regret.

[EuchreJack]

Yeah, stealthy commanders are a bit of a pain.

Edit: Whoa. I haven't been a fan of Misfortune scales recently, but that turn changed my mind. Not that it'll help a lot, mind you, my Drain scales are still obnoxious and a choice I regret.

Everyone loves the land of Gath.  Pretty good scales, hence why Booze wasn't that tough.  Ok, ok, so there is no such thing as "law and order" in Gath, but for a country that worships intoxicating beverages, what did you expect? 

[Il Palazzo]

Drain scales are still obnoxious and a choice I regret.

I also regret your choice. We at R'lyeh have been enjoying your fabulous scales for quite a while, but this drain is making our Atlantean friends so much harder to lobotomise in combat.

Il Palazzo, would you mind if I post exactly why I fear you so much?  By which I mean unit pictures.

What, you mean Flying Spaghetti Monster's entourage? It's your piece of intelligence, I can hardly tell you what to do with it - especially since we're at war, eh?
But you should realise that it's got nothing to do with skill. I've been damn lucky so far. Both with summons and with heroes.

[Karlito]

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[Korbac]

Hahahaha XD

I too have been pretty lucky - mostly with my neighbour situation. The barbarians which insist on taking my provinces at random are a bit annoying.

[Boksi]

Luck scales are pretty nice.

Oh hey, you got some free units! And they've got tower shields for chaff duty rather than being freaking markata!
And hey, you got some free PD!
Oh look, some free nature gems!
And here, have some free money!

I might even have a use for the nature gems someday outside of trading them or alchemizing into pearls :3

[Korbac]

The thing with luck is, I feel it's sort of a confirmation bias. Whenever something happens due to luck, a big event pops up and basically goes "Yay luck!!!!!!!!!" and you go "Yay luck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and there we are. Au contraire, there is no event where a stony faced guard appears every turn and says "YOUR WISE CHOICE OF ORDER HAS INCREASED YOUR TAXES BY 21%, MY LORD."

[Bluerobin]

Wait, you don't have an event where a guy comes up to you and shouts "YOUR WISE CHOICE OF ORDER HAS INCREASED YOUR TAXES BY 21%, MY LORD."?

[Korbac]

Perhaps I need to update my client.

[Boksi]

Oh, I quite like Order too, but Luck is nice when you need the points because I absolutely loathe Misfortune 3. It also gives you gems, which I think is the main reason for picking luck in certain builds. It certainly has helped my gem income, that's for sure.