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Waterplouf, and the Submarine Eskimos

5 (13.5%)

Shadowgandor, and the Descendants of Giant Popsicles

0 (0%)

Boksi, and the Climate Change Deniers

4 (10.8%)

a1s, and the Recycled Italians

0 (0%)

Korbac, and the Japanese Porn Industry

12 (32.4%)

Il Palazzo, and the Dreamy Octopi

12 (32.4%)

Bluerobin, and the Power Metal Band

1 (2.7%)

EuchreJack, and the Best Judea

0 (0%)

Karlito, and the Animal Farm

3 (8.1%)

Total Members Voted: 37

[Shadowgandor]

Hey Ermor, how'd you get all that Domininion?  I thought you were dead.

Let's call it a dividend of Peace. (You can also call it a strength 10 dominion  )
That being said, I expected to be crushed several turns ago, I guess Shadowgandor only likes me for my gems.

I have no reason to crush you. My PD should ward off any attacks made by you and my giants outclass and outnumber your armies.

[Il Palazzo]

Hey Il P! Wanna kill all humans?

But I don't wanna!
I wan't them to live and dream fabulous dreams.

And maybe crossbreed them with starspawns.

[TempAcc]

The only humans in this game are indies, ex-demon nippon and utgard's homosex slaves anyway.

Also, lol cavemen.

[Karlito]

Midgard, Age of Men; Abysia, Blood of Humans, Gath is mostly composed of human tribes too.

Hey Ermor, how'd you get all that Domininion?  I thought you were dead.

Let's call it a dividend of Peace. (You can also call it a strength 10 dominion  )
That being said, I expected to be crushed several turns ago, I guess Shadowgandor only likes me for my gems.

I have no reason to crush you. My PD should ward off any attacks made by you and my giants outclass and outnumber your armies.

Well, that's just being mean.

[Boksi]

Abysia, Blood of Humans

Those are only half-humans, though. Humanbreds, originally crosbreeding experiments of the warlocks of Smouldercone, live longer and have outbred the pureblooded Abysians. They're cold enough to handle wood without it bursting into flames, but are nevertheless 100% fire resistant. So if you were to kill all humans, you'd only half-kill the humanbreds. I'm not sure what that'd make them.

[Bluerobin]

Uh, Midgard's mostly humans. Sure some of them are crazy berserkers (and you can remove the werewolves if you want), but still mostly human.

Edit: Oh, somehow I missed Karlito's comment saying basically the same. I guess I'll do what Boksi did and say you have to make sure to remove the werewolves and the Vanir from Midgard, maybe the berserkers if you say they're magically altered.

[Shadowgandor]

Midgard, Age of Men; Abysia, Blood of Humans, Gath is mostly composed of human tribes too.

Hey Ermor, how'd you get all that Domininion?  I thought you were dead.

Let's call it a dividend of Peace. (You can also call it a strength 10 dominion  )
That being said, I expected to be crushed several turns ago, I guess Shadowgandor only likes me for my gems.

I have no reason to crush you. My PD should ward off any attacks made by you and my giants outclass and outnumber your armies.

Well, that's just being mean.

Sorry, didn't mean to come of like that. 

[Korbac]

Midgard, Age of Men; Abysia, Blood of Humans, Gath is mostly composed of human tribes too.

Hey Ermor, how'd you get all that Domininion?  I thought you were dead.

Let's call it a dividend of Peace. (You can also call it a strength 10 dominion  )
That being said, I expected to be crushed several turns ago, I guess Shadowgandor only likes me for my gems.

I have no reason to crush you. My PD should ward off any attacks made by you and my giants outclass and outnumber your armies.

Well, that's just being mean.

Sorry, didn't mean to come of like that. 

Ignore Karlito. He's just trying to sow dissent among you lot. He knows he's going to be eaten by Midgard and Gath.

[Bluerobin]

Om nom no- OW. Yeah, but he's not going down without a fight.

Also, it turns out mercenary hiring happens after battles in turn order. I knew I should have looked that up before I tried to snipe-hire his elephants.

[EuchreJack]

Om nom no- OW. Yeah, but he's not going down without a fight.

I can second that!  And remember: Pangea attacked first.

Also, it turns out mercenary hiring happens after battles in turn order. I knew I should have looked that up before I tried to snipe-hire his elephants.

I hope you got to keep your money (I'm guessing you hired mercs to a territory that you no longer controlled during the hiring).

[Bluerobin]

I hired them to a territory I controlled before and after the battle but they routed in the battle and completely disappeared afterwards. I didn't get a notice either way (although I don't think you get a notice if you don't pay enough) and they disappeared from the recruitables list. My guess is that the leader died in the battle.

[Karlito]

My guess is that the leader died in the battle.

He was the first one to go down. I'm fairly certain I got my bid back, so it's a good bet that you did too.

[Korbac]

One less merc for all of us.

OBSCURO, MY LOVER, PLEASE RETURN TO MY PALACE <3

[EuchreJack]

My guess is that the leader died in the battle.

He was the first one to go down. I'm fairly certain I got my bid back, so it's a good bet that you did too.

Overall, I consider it a good result.  It means no fighting against Hannibal.

[Karlito]

Addded some time, so Utgard can hopefully send his turn in. Please do it soon.