Turn 2"I request a Grimore of Forbidden Magicks, and for cloths I'd like black robes that would fit such a skeletal visage.
(5) You make your way over to MAL and state your request.
Nefarious: "I request a Grimore of Forbidden Magicks, and for cloths I'd like black robes that would fit such a skeletal visage."
MAL 8000: AFFIRMATIVE CALCIUM FRAMEWORK. ACTIVATING GENESIS DRIVE. LOADING . . . DONE. EJECTING CONTENT.A small compartment opens up in the wall under the sphere. Looking into it, you only see unending darkness, but as you stare into the abyss, you spot something flying at you. Before you can react, a large book and a long black robe fly from the hole, landing on the floor in front of you. You bend over and pick them up, examining them with the unblinking stare of your eye sockets. After putting on the robe you notice that it is lined with wave-like purple symbols at the seams, seemingly the glyphs or letters of an ancient languange. The material the robe is made of is soft, but sturdy. It also seems to have thin metal plates woven into the fabric. allowing you to absorb blows from sharp edges without inhibiting your movements. The edges of the grimoire are made of red leather, featuring icons similar to those on the robe. A demonic face adorns the center of the book, giving it a menacing look. You feel like you could learn a thing or two from these scriptures.
"Scree!" 'I demand my dark vestments and the Staff of Grelun'Tahg back!"
Attempt to contact Dark Gods for knowledge of what happened to me and where I am.
After watching the success that Skeletor had with his equipment, you walk up to the machine to get yours as well. You stand in front of it and attempt to communicate with the sphere through your mind: "Scree! I demand my dark vestments and the Staff of Grelun'Tahg back!" The machine seems to have understood you as it starts talking again.
(3)
MAL 8000: QUERY: YOU DEMAND? ERROR: GIVINGAFUCK.EXE HAS STOPPED WORKING. DEAL WITH IT CALCIUM CREATURE.The machine did not seem to like your tone. However, after a second or two, the chute under it opens again and throws out an ordinary robe and a wooden quarterstaff with enough force to hit you in the stomach. You begrudgingly take the robe and staff while angrily glaring at the sphere. Afterwards, you attempt to contact the old ones and inquire as to what happened to you, but all you get is non-euclidean static.
Shove large mass off of me. And then rip my clothes off cause' I'mma cat! (Don't worry, fur censorship.)
Request Warhammer, and ask if I can get a second item instead of clothes.
(5) You attempt to move the weight on top of you, when it suddenly moves away on its own. Finally freed, you promptly decide to undress. You rip your clothes of in true streaker fashion, but luckily you are still covered by your thick fur. Thinking that stuff like "pants" and "armor" are for pansies, you ask MAL for a hammer and whether you may receive an additional object instead of clothing.
MAL 8000: NEGATIVE FELINE. MY PROTOCOL IS TO ONLY GIVE ONE OBJECT PER PERSON. HOWEVER YOU MAY RECEIVE YOUR WEIGHTED COMPANION STICK.A large warhammer is catapulted from the hole, dropping top-first to the ground in front of you. As you examine the hammer, you notice markings on it. Using your cat-like flexibility, you sit upside-down to read it. Looking at it, the words "Strike the earth!" are engraved on the steel head of the hammer. Standing upright again, you pick up the hammer and lean it on your shoulder.
Meditate on the Chicken problem, hoping to cure my dizziness. Maybe then I'll be able to KILL something.
(3-
1) As you regain your senses, you still feel a bit dizzy, so you attempt to fix that through focused meditation. While meditating however, you feel yourself being lifted away, breaking your concentration. At first you want to get angry at whoever moved you, but then you notice that your dizziness seems to have disappeared, as it probably would have without your attempts as well.
Assist the nekomimi in escaping from under the orc. Then pick the following:
"I'd like armor and a greatshield."
(5) After observing and examining your team mates, you spot a cat woman stuck under a seemingly unconscious orc. Being the Gentledog you are, you walk over to them and push the burly guy away to assist the lady. As you are about to help her up, she jumps up and rips her clothes off. Instinctively, you look away, but when you turn back she's standing by some sphere with a hammer in her hand. You walk over and, after understanding what's going on, ask MAL for equipment of your own: "I'd like armor and a greatshield."
MAL 8000: INTERESTING CHOICE CANINE. EXECUTING DISPENSER.JAR.When the abyss opens up, a large pile of objects tumbles out from it. You pick up the armor with seems to be a chainmail. The armor seems to feature leather pads on the inside that soften impacts as well, however, they seem to be rather heavy making quick movement difficult. After putting it on, you examine your shield which seems to be a heater shield. The front of it features a solid blue rim, but the are in between appears to be reflective and almost liquid, as if you could reach through. You stare at your mirror image for a while, mesmerized by the surface.
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Race: Nekomimi
Location: Wooden Room
Health: Healthy
Equipment: Artifact Warhammer
Abilities: Sneaky
Race: Half-dog
Location: Wooden Room
Health: Healthy
Equipment: Cloth Tunic, Cloth Underwear, Mirror Shield, Padded Chainmail
Abilities: Close-quarters Combatant
Race: Orc
Location: Wooden Room
Health: Healthy
Equipment: Cloth Tunic, Cloth Underwear
Abilities: Warrior
Race: Dwarf
Location: Wooden Room
Health: Healthy
Equipment: Cloth Tunic, Cloth Underwear
Abilities: Tinkerer
Race: Illithid
Location: Wooden Room
Health: Healthy
Equipment: Cloth Tunic, Cloth Underwear, Quarterstaff, Black Robe
Abilities: Psionicist
Race: Kitsune
Location: Wooden Room
Health: Healthy
Equipment: Cloth Tunic, Cloth Underwear
Abilities: Unarmed Combat
Race: Human Skeleton
Location: Wooden Room
Health: Healthy
Equipment: Cloth Tunic, Cloth Underwear, Mysterious Amulet, Blood-red Grimoire,Armoured Robe
Abilities: Necromancer
Wooden Room (1 lever, MAL 8000)
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Those were some good rolls, which means good equipment. Now you just have to find out what it does. And the other two need to get their stuff.
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