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[Loud Whispers]

Hearts don't actually do anything but bleed a lot, IIRC.

Pretty much. You can walk off a severed heart in adventure mode.

"Don't worry! The axe only hit my heart!"

[Broken]

Then, i guess that having the heart quirurgically removed is actually an advantage to a military dwarf, since is a weak point less to care
about.

[Monk321654]

Wait! I can say through my own experience that hearts are indeed a necessary organ!

One time, I got bored, and made hearts [UNDER_PRESSURE] for no reason.
When I chopped someone in the chest, their heart obviously popped out.
Chopping the heart off caused the subject to INSTANTLY die.

[Montopolis]

I look forward to the day when Urist McMedicalTestSubject's heart will be able to be replaced with metal. I mean, the only thing that really matters to a dwarf is its beard, right?

[Hurize]

I look forward to the day when Urist McMedicalTestSubject's heart will be able to be replaced with metal. I mean, the only thing that really matters to a dwarf is its beard, right?

And what about clean shaven dwarfs

[Loud Whispers]

Then, i guess that having the heart quirurgically removed is actually an advantage to a military dwarf, since is a weak point less to care
about.

No, they bleed out very, very quickly. In the time it takes a Dwarf to take 5 steps, at most, that Dwarf will have bled to death.

[Hurize]

Then, i guess that having the heart quirurgically removed is actually an advantage to a military dwarf, since is a weak point less to care
about.

No, they bleed out very, very quickly. In the time it takes a Dwarf to take 5 steps, at most, that Dwarf will have bled to death.

what if your dwarf is 2 feet from the hospital bed, then the doctor is right beside him healing him?

[Bartinyou]

Then, i guess that having the heart quirurgically removed is actually an advantage to a military dwarf, since is a weak point less to care
about.

No, they bleed out very, very quickly. In the time it takes a Dwarf to take 5 steps, at most, that Dwarf will have bled to death.

what if your dwarf is 2 feet from the hospital bed, then the doctor is right beside him healing him?

We all know that the minute that dwarf hits the hospital bed Urist McSurgeon is going to remember he has a sock that needs to be placed in a cabinet.

[Loud Whispers]

Then, i guess that having the heart quirurgically removed is actually an advantage to a military dwarf, since is a weak point less to care
about.

No, they bleed out very, very quickly. In the time it takes a Dwarf to take 5 steps, at most, that Dwarf will have bled to death.

what if your dwarf is 2 feet from the hospital bed, then the doctor is right beside him healing him?

If he somehow manages to clean, suture the wound and staunch the bleeding then that Dwarf could live. That'd take one legendary MD though.

[Meistermoxx]

Hearts don't actually do anything but bleed a lot, IIRC.

Pretty much. You can walk off a severed heart in adventure mode.

"Don't worry! The axe only hit my heart!"

This tread is so much win.

[Wrex]

Well, there was that time I grafted molten adamantine onto my military dorf by dropping wafers god knows how far into water. I'm not even sure if it worked, but globs of molten adamantine were definitly sticking to their flesh.

[Splint]

Well, there was that time I grafted molten adamantine onto my military dorf by dropping wafers god knows how far into water. I'm not even sure if it worked, but globs of molten adamantine were definitly sticking to their flesh.

.... I can't tell if that's genius or completely stupid. It is therefor dwarfy.

[Montopolis]

I look forward to the day when Urist McMedicalTestSubject's heart will be able to be replaced with metal. I mean, the only thing that really matters to a dwarf is its beard, right?

And what about clean shaven dwarfs

I sort of think of a dwarf brain as an extension of the beard. The beard is what really controls the dwarf. However, some dwarfs prefer to limit their beards to inside their head. It must be some weird aspect of dwarf culture. Basically, the beard still exists even if it is not growing outside of the head.

[Scruffy]

I look forward to the day when Urist McMedicalTestSubject's heart will be able to be replaced with metal. I mean, the only thing that really matters to a dwarf is its beard, right?

And what about clean shaven dwarfs

I sort of think of a dwarf brain as an extension of the beard. The beard is what really controls the dwarf. However, some dwarfs prefer to limit their beards to inside their head. It must be some weird aspect of dwarf culture. Basically, the beard still exists even if it is not growing outside of the head.

It's not like female dwarves didn't have beards. It is just not on their chins.

[Corai]

I look forward to the day when Urist McMedicalTestSubject's heart will be able to be replaced with metal. I mean, the only thing that really matters to a dwarf is its beard, right?

And what about clean shaven dwarfs

I sort of think of a dwarf brain as an extension of the beard. The beard is what really controls the dwarf. However, some dwarfs prefer to limit their beards to inside their head. It must be some weird aspect of dwarf culture. Basically, the beard still exists even if it is not growing outside of the head.

It's not like female dwarves didn't have beards. It is just not on their chins.

I was going to put a picture here, but the knowledge you have given me a mindfucked image should be enough for you to get your daily lulz.