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[Wrex]

So, I have a number of dwarves that like Elves, Carp, and other Armok forsaken things ( And facehuggers, carp god cultists and whatever, but that's modded). How should I best slay these heritics, so that their passing cleanses the world of their filth?

[Sus]

So, I have a number of dwarves that like Elves, Carp, and other Armok forsaken things ( And facehuggers, carp god cultists and whatever, but that's modded). How should I best slay these heritics, so that their passing cleanses the world of their filth?

The Magma Sea is your friend. 

[Wrex]

But that is so passe. It should be slow. And Painful.

[Nathail]

Find a forgotten beast with deadly dust, have the troops who slayed it bath in a carefully isolated well, and then have the heretics remove their shoes, socks, and boots and tell them to go wander in the puddles of poison that will have formed around the well. If you're lucky, the extract will cause gradual expulsion of blood from the body. Truly, there is no greater celebration to Armok than forcing blood slowly and painfully out of a heretics feet.

Or throw them into the air over a very deep pit with using a drawbridge. If you do it right, they survive the fall with severe wounds. The ones who live long enough to heal will starve once the vermin runs out.

[Flare]

But that is so passe. It should be slow. And Painful.

A deep shaft that goes down to the magma sea with a set of drawbridges spaced between 3-4 z-levels in it. Slowly drop them down deeper and deeper into oblivion while inuring injuries and watching more and more of their comrades succumb to their injuries after each fall before hitting the magma sea.

On the other hand, you could always make a maze like the the labyrinth of Knossos. Simply carve out a large maze, and drop a few large and powerful beasts into it. Every now and then drop some captives into the maze and watch as your problem sorts itself out in those dark tunnels amidst howls and screams.

[Boltgun]

Ban these parias in an underground cavern.

Put them in a squad with copper weapons/armor on training down there with only a water source and a makeshift farm then seal them away. Watch them as they drop against wildlife, FBs or lack of booze.

If that doesn't work, at least you will have a safe cavern.

[Callista]

Magma is too honorable a death for them. Put them in a pit with captured wild cave crocodiles.

[Dalkar]

Dump the carp-lovers in a pool of ravenous Carp. They will be eaten by those that they love.

[VerdantSF]

What's the description text for when dwarves like elves? 

[Broken]

Expose them to huskifiying clouds, then drop them to the magma sea. They will leave forever there, melting slowly.

Of couse, you need the husk clouds in the first place, but if you have these, is the most efective way of torture that i can imagine.

[Iosyn]

Indeed, since husks technically still contain the soul while other undead don't.

Capture carp, train them. Expose them to evil clouds. Expose traitorous heretics to husk-carp.

[Supernerd]

Have them bitten by werebeasts and confine them in a room with no way out. Pull the lever that activates the wooden spike traps in that aforementioned room until they start vomiting a few days after every full moon.

[Loud Whispers]

So, I have a number of dwarves that like Elves, Carp, and other Armok forsaken things ( And facehuggers, carp god cultists and whatever, but that's modded). How should I best slay these heritics, so that their passing cleanses the world of their filth?

Why exactly are you killing them again?

[Wrex]

So, I have a number of dwarves that like Elves, Carp, and other Armok forsaken things ( And facehuggers, carp god cultists and whatever, but that's modded). How should I best slay these heritics, so that their passing cleanses the world of their filth?

Why exactly are you killing them again?

One, because it's funny. Two, because some of the people who have carp, elves, zombies, and demons in their prefrences are really a latent threat that could explode into a horrifying doomy doom of doom because Meph thinks it's funny. Well, not elves. Carp, Demons, zombies, yes.  Oh, and three because useless migrants are useless. Remember, if they study the refuse pile, execute them.

[Mageziya]

Woah woah woah. You punish those who idolize carp? Carp are a great and mighty power and a testament to Armok's strength! Or were. Thou should not be punished for idolizing them!