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MaximumZero

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Re: How would you describe modern things for medieval people?
« Reply #60 on: August 25, 2012, 10:41:40 am »
A list of goods for sale from various peasants and craftsmen.

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Re: How would you describe modern things for medieval people?
« Reply #61 on: August 25, 2012, 10:43:20 am »
A magical potion that can stave off tiredness.

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Re: How would you describe modern things for medieval people?
« Reply #62 on: August 25, 2012, 10:44:45 am »
Millions of soldiers from around the world fighting without expecting to be able to rape or pillage.



The Cuban Missile Crisis.
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Re: How would you describe modern things for medieval people?
« Reply #63 on: August 25, 2012, 11:54:23 am »
Quote from: Flying Dice on August 25, 2012, 10:44:45 am
The Cuban Missile Crisis.

A near declaration of war between the powerful King of Muscovy and a powerful Kingdom of free serfs across the sea to the west, over the Muscovite King's decision to hide magic weapons containing:
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fireballs the size of a city.
on a small island off the coast of the land of free serfs. The King of the west was able to negotiate with the King of Muscovy by offering to remove his fireball weapons from his allies, the Seljuk Turks' territory. Everyone would have died in a fire.

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Re: How would you describe modern things for medieval people?
« Reply #64 on: August 25, 2012, 12:46:04 pm »
The Great Adversary's bastard stepchild.

Liberal democracy.
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Re: How would you describe modern things for medieval people?
« Reply #65 on: August 25, 2012, 01:49:46 pm »
A system whereby all people of the land, including women, peasants, atheists, and so on but not criminals, (recent) foreigners, and children, decide on who will decide on who will be king for the next four years.

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The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

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Re: How would you describe modern things for medieval people?
« Reply #66 on: August 25, 2012, 02:04:15 pm »
Food that is treated like nobility.



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Re: How would you describe modern things for medieval people?
« Reply #67 on: August 25, 2012, 02:13:28 pm »
A flat bread, made by the romans, which is covered in various flavoursome toppings and then baked.

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Re: How would you describe modern things for medieval people?
« Reply #68 on: August 25, 2012, 03:11:08 pm »
An eye that allows others to see what it sees.

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The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

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Re: How would you describe modern things for medieval people?
« Reply #69 on: August 25, 2012, 03:22:44 pm »
The king of all goblins, you dunce.

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Re: How would you describe modern things for medieval people?
« Reply #70 on: August 25, 2012, 03:50:44 pm »
Sciency thing I don't understand.

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Re: How would you describe modern things for medieval people?
« Reply #71 on: August 25, 2012, 04:14:24 pm »
A substance that can be shaped like metal, but usually lighter, sometimes transparent, and feels a bit more like tree resin.

Apartheid.
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The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

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Re: How would you describe modern things for medieval people?
« Reply #72 on: August 25, 2012, 04:23:34 pm »
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Re: How would you describe modern things for medieval people?
« Reply #73 on: August 25, 2012, 06:56:33 pm »
an atempt to simulate life as you know it.

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Re: How would you describe modern things for medieval people?
« Reply #74 on: August 25, 2012, 07:02:06 pm »
Cutting out part of a peasant's brain to make them more agreeable.

Polyamory.
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