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Author Topic: How would you describe modern things for medieval people?  (Read 10125 times)

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Re: How would you describe modern things for medieval people?
« Reply #90 on: August 25, 2012, 09:41:46 pm »
a cover that can hide information for the sake of convienence, courtesy, or suspense.  Is not physically tangible.

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Re: How would you describe modern things for medieval people?
« Reply #91 on: August 25, 2012, 09:45:55 pm »
A horseless wagon driven by a combustion engine that has been purposely modified so that it occasionally scrapes the ground.

Gamma ray bursts.
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Re: How would you describe modern things for medieval people?
« Reply #92 on: August 25, 2012, 09:48:47 pm »
Invisible touch of God that can kill you from its sheer holiness.



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Re: How would you describe modern things for medieval people?
« Reply #93 on: August 25, 2012, 09:49:51 pm »
Satan's front lawn.

Slavery NOT being legal.
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Re: How would you describe modern things for medieval people?
« Reply #94 on: August 25, 2012, 10:35:58 pm »
People who couldn't stomach the idea of slaves outnumbered people who had use for slaves. Invention of demons to do all our heavy labor for us was heavily involved.

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Re: How would you describe modern things for medieval people?
« Reply #95 on: August 25, 2012, 10:38:39 pm »
Death by poisonous gluttony in a sealed, crinkly container.

EDIT: Damnit, I keep forgetting.
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Re: How would you describe modern things for medieval people?
« Reply #96 on: August 25, 2012, 10:41:33 pm »
Velveeta Cheese.
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Re: How would you describe modern things for medieval people?
« Reply #97 on: August 25, 2012, 10:46:24 pm »
Quote from: Slayerhero90 on August 25, 2012, 10:38:39 pm
Death by poisonous gluttony in a sealed, crinkly container.

Try to remember to continue the game.

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Re: How would you describe modern things for medieval people?
« Reply #98 on: August 25, 2012, 10:52:43 pm »
Phlum's post is a confusing scripture that is essentially gibberish for the second part.

Homestuck. Try explaining the trolls to them without them screaming about gray devils.
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Re: How would you describe modern things for medieval people?
« Reply #99 on: August 25, 2012, 11:04:24 pm »
Quote from: Slayerhero90 on August 25, 2012, 10:52:43 pm
Phlum's post is a confusing scripture that is essentially gibberish for the second part.
I'm flattered, you aren't bad yourself!

Velvetta cheese,
A chemical substitute for dairy products, made by alchamists to melt and taste better than acctual cheese.

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Re: How would you describe modern things for medieval people?
« Reply #100 on: August 26, 2012, 08:24:54 am »
Unskilled workers making crappy things together by putting premade parts together in a line.

Consentual sex not in the mission position for non-reproductive perposes.
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Re: How would you describe modern things for medieval people?
« Reply #101 on: August 26, 2012, 08:41:39 am »
They know rape.  Call it an abomination.  Rape is only committed by UN-married men or outlaws however.

metrosexuals.
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Re: How would you describe modern things for medieval people?
« Reply #102 on: August 26, 2012, 08:49:28 am »
False gays.

I said consentual...fyi

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"But to that second circle of sad hell, Where ‘mid the gust, the whirlwind, and the flaw Of rain and hail-stones, lovers need not tell Their sorrows. Pale were the sweet lips I saw, Pale were the lips I kiss’d, and fair the form I floated with, about that melancholy storm."

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Re: How would you describe modern things for medieval people?
« Reply #103 on: August 26, 2012, 10:31:52 am »
The power that holds your ass to the planet.

A root canal.
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Re: How would you describe modern things for medieval people?
« Reply #104 on: August 26, 2012, 10:33:35 am »
Someone stabbing your teeth with drills to make them feel better.


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For, in order that men should resist injustice, something more is necessary than that they should think injustice unpleasant. They must think injustice absurd; above all, they must think it startling. They must retain the violence of a virgin astonishment. When the pessimist looks at any infamy, it is to him, after all, only a repetition of the infamy of existence. But the optimist sees injustice as something discordant and unexpected, and it stings him into action.
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