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Author Topic: How would you describe modern things for medieval people?  (Read 10133 times)

IronyOwl

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Re: How would you describe modern things for medieval people?
« Reply #75 on: August 25, 2012, 07:10:52 pm »
Living in wanton sin.

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A hand, a hand, my kingdom for a hot hand!
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The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

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Re: How would you describe modern things for medieval people?
« Reply #76 on: August 25, 2012, 07:12:43 pm »
A very large ring used to accelerate tiny balls of stuff in order to find out how God created the universe.

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Re: How would you describe modern things for medieval people?
« Reply #77 on: August 25, 2012, 07:26:25 pm »
A peculiar piece of genius, that one. From using a magic box, it allows you to be united to every kingdom for communication. It also allows knowledge to be transmitted to the royal family, not for the filthy serfs down below. Beware the troublesome nightmarish demons that stalk it: the trolls!

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Re: How would you describe modern things for medieval people?
« Reply #78 on: August 25, 2012, 07:40:27 pm »
We launched a ship that can fly at the stars, which then landed (well, sort of crashed; it's complicated) on another world. Not that different from sailing to new lands, only the new lands can be reached only by air and not sea.

Also the only passenger was a magical golem we order from afar, seeing as actually returning from this land is almost impossible and the air is noxious to breathe anyway. "Why?" Uh... mainly we just wanted to know what was over there, but maybe later we can purify the air and live there or something.


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Quote from: Ozarck on January 02, 2021, 01:32:20 pm
The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

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Re: How would you describe modern things for medieval people?
« Reply #79 on: August 25, 2012, 07:41:40 pm »
Gel that, when applied to a brush and scrubbed on your teeth, removes filth.
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Re: How would you describe modern things for medieval people?
« Reply #80 on: August 25, 2012, 07:44:21 pm »
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Re: How would you describe modern things for medieval people?
« Reply #81 on: August 25, 2012, 07:45:31 pm »
A show involving Pastel Colored young Horses created for Young Girls but watched by Adult men.

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Re: How would you describe modern things for medieval people?
« Reply #82 on: August 25, 2012, 07:50:00 pm »
Crossbow like weapon that fires multible small metal projectiles in quick succession.

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Re: How would you describe modern things for medieval people?
« Reply #83 on: August 25, 2012, 08:11:20 pm »
Bathing, but like the heavens are raining down water upon you. It is more cleaner than regular bathing.

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Re: How would you describe modern things for medieval people?
« Reply #84 on: August 25, 2012, 08:35:36 pm »
"If you find out, please do tell me."

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"But to that second circle of sad hell, Where ‘mid the gust, the whirlwind, and the flaw Of rain and hail-stones, lovers need not tell Their sorrows. Pale were the sweet lips I saw, Pale were the lips I kiss’d, and fair the form I floated with, about that melancholy storm."

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Re: How would you describe modern things for medieval people?
« Reply #85 on: August 25, 2012, 08:37:39 pm »
Open spaces for people to store their cars while at market or what have you, cars being contraptions which serve more or less the same function as horses. Yes, most people own a horse equivalent.

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The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

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Re: How would you describe modern things for medieval people?
« Reply #86 on: August 25, 2012, 08:55:33 pm »
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Apartheid.
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Re: How would you describe modern things for medieval people?
« Reply #87 on: August 25, 2012, 08:58:22 pm »
Quote from: IronyOwl on August 25, 2012, 08:37:39 pm
Open spaces for people to store their cars while at market or what have you, cars being contraptions which serve more or less the same function as horses. Yes, most people own a horse equivalent.

MOBAs.

A genre of entertainment that includes controlling a singular visualized character whereupon you have to engage the visualized enemy. Is all played on a magic box with lights, and seen through a big board that glows.


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Re: How would you describe modern things for medieval people?
« Reply #88 on: August 25, 2012, 08:58:46 pm »
No word? Hrm, let me provide.


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Re: How would you describe modern things for medieval people?
« Reply #89 on: August 25, 2012, 09:31:57 pm »
A (dastardly) Swedish Pagan spell tome that allows the the user to control a man made of of cubes, in a cube world, within a cube, mining cubes to build cubed things with said cubes.

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