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Author Topic: How would you describe modern things for medieval people?  (Read 10188 times)

Dariush

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Re: How would you describe modern things for medieval people?
« Reply #15 on: August 24, 2012, 03:05:23 am »

Invisible spirits that fly around the world in straight lines, carry specific sentences and can be heard by special people.

Celebrities.

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Re: How would you describe modern things for medieval people?
« Reply #16 on: August 24, 2012, 03:32:06 am »

Well known bards, actors, and royalty. I'm sure you've heard the word before (it's based on a fairly old word).

Democracy.
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Re: How would you describe modern things for medieval people?
« Reply #17 on: August 24, 2012, 04:23:01 am »

"Not so loud man, do you want to end up like Issac?"

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Re: How would you describe modern things for medieval people?
« Reply #18 on: August 24, 2012, 04:41:23 am »

Something great that was then systematically ruined.

Nuclear Fission

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Re: How would you describe modern things for medieval people?
« Reply #19 on: August 24, 2012, 05:14:29 am »

Green Rocks that go bang when smashed together.

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Re: How would you describe modern things for medieval people?
« Reply #20 on: August 24, 2012, 05:17:04 am »

A PORTAL TO HHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

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Re: How would you describe modern things for medieval people?
« Reply #21 on: August 24, 2012, 05:25:45 am »

The concept of not allowing a difference of personal beliefs between groups or individuals to impede the progress of mankind as a whole.

Fast food.

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Re: How would you describe modern things for medieval people?
« Reply #22 on: August 24, 2012, 06:48:07 am »

A trading good that contains grains, meats, starches, cheese, vegetables and syrup among other things. It can produced almost instantaneously upon order, hence it's name. Also it's cheap. The main downside is eating it continuously will corrode your body, mind and soul.

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Re: How would you describe modern things for medieval people?
« Reply #23 on: August 24, 2012, 07:39:49 am »

A demonic thing that makes most people stupid and obsessed with it.
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Re: How would you describe modern things for medieval people?
« Reply #24 on: August 24, 2012, 09:07:08 am »

You see the moon up there? Now, you see the craters in it?
It's a weapon that makes those and then poisons the air and earth for miles around for thousands of years.

Styrofoam.





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Re: How would you describe modern things for medieval people?
« Reply #25 on: August 24, 2012, 09:21:49 am »

A stiff white material uses to protect stuff that moves


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Re: How would you describe modern things for medieval people?
« Reply #26 on: August 24, 2012, 12:02:46 pm »

A bird with wings of metal that carries people in its crop.

A hand grenade?

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Re: How would you describe modern things for medieval people?
« Reply #27 on: August 24, 2012, 12:05:22 pm »

It is similar to the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, except it is powered by fire instead of the will of the lord.

Medicine.
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Re: How would you describe modern things for medieval people?
« Reply #28 on: August 24, 2012, 12:13:19 pm »

Like putting onions on your eyes to excise demons, but instead you eat this 'purified' oval-esk piece of chalk.
Or the imperfect art and study of maintaining, purifying, and repairing the body.

United Nations?
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Re: How would you describe modern things for medieval people?
« Reply #29 on: August 24, 2012, 01:38:09 pm »

First, a nation is like a kingdom. The kings of many kingdoms send heralds to a central place, so these heralds can talk with each other on behalf of their kings and try to make agreements. Hopefully these agreements can make the whole world a better place.

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