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[The Fool]

People immaturely fighting with words over great distances.

Firearms.

[Urist Imiknorris]

A small, contained, really-quick-burning fire is used to launch a small projectile at a ridiculous speed.

The Internet.

[MaximumZero]

Remember the computer we described earlier? Good. Now, connect them all, and let them all talk to each other, all over all the kingdoms.

Skittles candy.

[Sprin]

internet-A magic web that is 90% about female anatomy.
skitles-food
DWARF FORTRESS

[rarborman]

A web of connections made by electric spiders in computers.

Small chewie rocks that taste like fruit.

Beware here there be monsters.

womens rights

[Sprin]

(insert sexist coment)

heli copters

[TCM]

(insert sexist coment)

heli copters

A smaller avian descended from the airplane. These ones are smaller, and have a spinning windmill in it's back to help it's flight. Some helicopters have feathers that shoot out at blinding speeds.

Having a black leader.

[Julien Brightside]

(I am glad this caught on.)

Like having a white one, just with a different color.


Anyone wanna explain a GPS?

[LeoLeonardoIII]

A GPS is a special compass. It tells you which direction you face, like a compass, but also tells you exactly where you are on the world. The GPS does this by getting invisible messages from a sattelite far above the Earth. A sattelite is like a metal bird which flies very high, so high you can't see it from the ground, and always stays aloft. The people who made the GPS also made the sattelites and sent them into the sky.

If you're underground or in a sturdy building your GPS might not be able to get messages from the sattelites, so it stops working until you get outside.

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Credit card

[IronyOwl]

A token that represents your oath that you're good for the money later, but largely handled automatically by the clerks anyway. Also you can technically wriggle out of it without getting locked up or having your hands cut off or anything, you'll just be known as a liar and thus not able to pull the same trick for several more years. It's possible to steal someone else's and use it for your own purposes, but the victim of the theft is generally not held accountable for the false purchases.

Cotton candy.

[zombie urist]

Edible, sweet cotton.

Sunglasses.

[IronyOwl]

A set of dark stained glass pieces that rest on your face, shielding your eyes from the bright sun.

Aquariums.

[SoHowAreYou]

Lakes with glass so you can look at fish and other things inside

Genetics

[Hubris Incalculable]

You know how you look like your dad, and your son looks like you? That's what genetics does.

LOLCats

[SoHowAreYou]

Remember that internet thing, well people put up cats and funny words with them on it.

Protestants