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aaronfu

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These people are similar to the goddam elves
« on: August 22, 2012, 09:01:41 pm »
This is the website of a family that sculpts trees as they grow to form sculptures and furniture.
http://pooktre.com
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Re: These people are similar to the goddam elves
« Reply #1 on: August 22, 2012, 09:14:15 pm »
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Neonivek

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Re: These people are similar to the goddam elves
« Reply #2 on: August 22, 2012, 10:24:57 pm »
Quote from: XxoriginxX on August 22, 2012, 10:21:32 pm
It might be... well, similar to the damn elves, but you can't tell me that you wouldn't want to at least sit in that.

"Hey Neonivek, do you want to sit in this living tree chair that is lumpy, doesn't have a seat, and is way too small for you?"

"You crazy!?! I love sitting in horrible horrible chairs that will try to kill me!"

"Ohh no the Chair it has a knife!"

"BUDDY NOO! Don't worry, I will find a doctor... the best doctor in the whole dang world!"

"Its too late Neonivek, I am sorry... sorry I tried to make you sit in that chair"

"Don't be man, don't be... Well sit in other chairs, better chairs... maybe they will be made of nails and sharp shards of glass"

"Stop trying to make me feel better... I fear that this is it"

"BUUUUUUDDDDDYYYY!!!!"
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Re: These people are similar to the goddam elves
« Reply #3 on: August 23, 2012, 03:00:04 am »
Well, they are bending nature to do their bidding...
« Last Edit: August 25, 2012, 12:47:08 pm by Helgoland »
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Re: These people are similar to the goddam elves
« Reply #4 on: August 23, 2012, 08:10:27 am »
And she will strike back, when the time is right.  Nature can be a cruel and calculating Bitch, whose patience knows no end.
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Re: These people are similar to the goddam elves
« Reply #5 on: August 24, 2012, 01:34:07 am »
Maybe they will even gain the technology to bend trees into... comfortable chairs!

That don't murder your BEST FRIEND!
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Re: These people are similar to the goddam elves
« Reply #6 on: August 24, 2012, 04:20:10 am »
Motherfucking god damn shit fuck ass cunt fart shit ass elves.
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Re: These people are similar to the goddam elves
« Reply #7 on: August 24, 2012, 05:02:49 am »
Quote from: groove on August 24, 2012, 04:20:10 am
Motherfucking god damn shit fuck ass cunt fart shit ass elves.

Ah. Brilliantly put, my friend. I'd say that sentence alone accurately sums up this entire thread with perfect clarity and unbridled elegance. An excerpt from the fine literary works of Tolkien, I presume?
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Re: These people are similar to the goddam elves
« Reply #8 on: August 24, 2012, 07:10:44 am »
Tolkien wouldn't be as concise.
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Re: These people are similar to the goddam elves
« Reply #9 on: August 24, 2012, 10:45:13 am »
Quote from: DG on August 24, 2012, 07:10:44 am
Tolkien wouldn't be as concise.
Indeed. Hemingway himself could only dream of being that to the point.
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Re: These people are similar to the goddam elves
« Reply #10 on: August 24, 2012, 01:38:54 pm »
Quote from: Neonivek on August 22, 2012, 10:24:57 pm
Quote from: XxoriginxX on August 22, 2012, 10:21:32 pm
It might be... well, similar to the damn elves, but you can't tell me that you wouldn't want to at least sit in that.

"Hey Neonivek, do you want to sit in this living tree chair that is lumpy, doesn't have a seat, and is way too small for you?"

"You crazy!?! I love sitting in horrible horrible chairs that will try to kill me!"

"Ohh no the Chair it has a knife!"

"BUDDY NOO! Don't worry, I will find a doctor... the best doctor in the whole dang world!"

"Its too late Neonivek, I am sorry... sorry I tried to make you sit in that chair"

"Don't be man, don't be... Well sit in other chairs, better chairs... maybe they will be made of nails and sharp shards of glass"

"Stop trying to make me feel better... I fear that this is it"

"BUUUUUUDDDDDYYYY!!!!"
Doesn't matter had seat.

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Re: These people are similar to the goddam elves
« Reply #11 on: August 26, 2012, 12:37:58 am »
They dare to forgo shaping rock for shaping TREES? They have committed... 8) ... Tree-son!
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Re: These people are similar to the goddam elves
« Reply #12 on: August 26, 2012, 08:50:51 am »
You have started us down a treechairous road.
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Re: These people are similar to the goddam elves
« Reply #13 on: August 26, 2012, 09:08:16 am »
This thread wont bear many fruits, i'm afraid.
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Re: These people are similar to the goddam elves
« Reply #14 on: August 26, 2012, 09:11:33 am »
Quote from: miauw62 on August 26, 2012, 09:08:16 am
This thread wont bear many fruits, i'm afraid.
Quote from: groove on August 24, 2012, 04:20:10 am
Motherfucking god damn shit fuck ass cunt fart shit ass elves.
Are you certain? ^^^^
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