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[Spinal_Taper]

Yes ,so many alternate universe stuff could be written from that.
Or do you want me to base the fanfic off something fictional ?

http://www.fanfiction.net/
Just imagine you're posting to here.

[Grek]

I'll leave the My Little Pastry entry to the actual bronies.

[Spinal_Taper]

Addendum: You don't actually have to write it. You can just post the concept of the first chapter, which I'll then roll for quality. If the chapter concept tickles my fancy a lot, I may write the chapter either way.

[MrWillsauce]

Chapter 1: Breachedbeauty the Wish of Animals
Urist McSloppy***** climbed off the wagon slowly and seductively after it arrived at the embark site. The other 6 dwarves were all ***** men who only joined the embark crew to **** the **** out of Urist's *****, and they all dropped the goods they were hauling as they stared at Urist climbing off the wagon. Urist brushed past the crowd of dwarves, lightly ******** one's ***** as she went past. The dwarf she ******* had a massive ******* after the whole ordeal, and the 5 other men stared at him jealously. He was a miner named Odin Oakshield and he totally wanted to *** **** Urist's ***** ***** *** ***** **** as if he were mining a bountiful vein of native gold, but instead of a pick he was using his ****. Urist walked away from the men and sat under the shade of a tree drinking from a barrel of Dwarven Wine, waiting for shelter to be dug out of the mountain. Off in the distance, she saw a goblin snatcher prowling around on the outskirts of the fort's borders. It was watching her intensely, and Urist couldn't help but feel *** ******** ****** ** by this. The goblin snatcher approached and Urist felt a bit scared when the thing reached into it's ****-leather bag. But, the goblin didn't pull out a weapon, he brought out a beautiful bouquet of flowers, which he had stolen from some ****-*** hippy elves. He presented Urist McSloppy***** with the flowers and she tentatively reached out and grabbed them. Meanwhile, Odin was still thinking about the *****-******** incident and fantasized about *** ** ***** **** *** **** *** ** Urist when he saw her again. He decided to take a break from mining out the six bedrooms (he was hoping this would encourage Urist to stay with him) to go find Urist. He heard one of the other dwarves complaining that Urist hadn't done any work since they arrived onsite, and Odin punched the guy in the face, knocking him out. Odin wandered through the forest until he came upon a clearing where Urist was leaning up against a tree twirling her hair while talking to a goblin. Odin drew the pick off his belt and buried it's head in the Goblin's skull. Urist's ******* and ***** were covered in brains and blood, along with the rest of her body. The flowers were covered in dark goblin blood and began to droop. Despite being traumatized, Urist was a bit **** ** at the prospect of being saved by Odin. She tried to strike a **** pose against the tree, but Odin seemed preoccupied with the goblin's socks. Urist tried to get his attention, but Odin seemed to have forgotten her existence. She walked back to the fortress frustrated and lonely, while Odin struggled to wrestle the underpants off of the goblin's body. Urist decided she would just **** ******* ***** instead.

Edit: Hopefully this won't get me banned. If it does, it was totally worth it.

[Grek]

I'm not sure if you quite understand the basic premise of slash fiction.

It's about two guys doing it.

[MrWillsauce]

Damn my lack of knowledge of gay porn! Commencing editing of post.

Edit: actually fuck it. I don't write real slash. I just write fan-fiction erotica then. Change the OP please.

[Furtuka]

Politics prologue summary: Putin and Medvedyev go into space to retrieve sputnik which secretly was relaunched because it was a transforming robot in disguise

[Xeron]

Alternate WW2 first chapter summary:While the Russians are busy knocking some nazi heads around a Balkan Union is formed covertly.They move troops en masse and conquer Moscow in the time of a week.The Red Army is ordered to withdraw from Germany.Hitler's scientists completed their own nuclear weapon.The Allies and the Axis reach a neutral peace as both had lost far too many troops to be able to continue the war.German scientists create a new stealth plane with which they drop a nuke on London and Paris.

[Grek]

AN: I don't own Harry Potter, Inception, Herold Shea Assassin's Creed, My Little Pony, Starcraft or Beauty and the Beast. If I did, I'd me much richer!

Thanks to all my reviewers!

beksta, GraceFangsandFire, bird brain, Lolchen, vanila-chan, sierra's scarlet, LonelyAura (I know what you mean about intuition), SolemnXAngel, oirishgoddess (=)), jonayla, Sabaku no Sable, CrazymangoeswithHPGW, . (thanks!), jHeyTTernallie, Kathryn Marie Black, Isigirl, Youko's Befuddled Fox, Umbrae Calamitas, XxPSxxIxxLUVxxUxx (lol!), Iriomote Yamaneko Nokomis (so do I!), Memys, Jimbocous, Kenri15 (glad to be original), LonelyAura (hmm, never read Naruto myself), K.-writter12, Juniper294, BeccaBaby (lol!), MissDreamy (yup!), Blackrose-you touch you die (, Selene467 (spot on), MrsHellman, x8jessica8x, Asterisks (aw, thanks!), NightPersonified (thanks!), Rori Potter, KG86, 62442fanatic (I know), Irezel, harrypotterfreak, Love2Love (exactly why I add them! -blush-), Xx Kiamii xX, saati, Catstreet (lol!), xX AmitBlack Xx, Cheelalaucha, B00kw0rm92, flamingbunnies, XAPY-TZINY-IIOZEINTON-NOAT (-smile- same here!), Xitwa74, Hitokiri Shinzui, Serpent91, Stefunny2010, Payce99, ariex04, Avatar Rikki, VanessaWolfie101, SilverLily1, iheartanime07, DanniGirrl0001, JustAnotherParallelDimension, Obscure Stranger, sparksfire-51, Charmina, Stina Whatever, Friglit, epholge, Erroneously
...@Chapter Five@...

"We need to go deeper." said the ancient pony in the ancient talking hat and the neon orange robe.

"Wait, a what? A 'cutie' mark?" questioned the youngest Weasley male.

"No. Absolutely not! Last time we went deeper, Albus, we ended up as horses! I forbid it!" spoke the stern scottish witch.

"Deeper! Deeper! Do it again!" opined the Hat.

"I do think you're outvoted, Minnie. And you know how important it is that we find the Animus so that Harry Shea can unlock his powers as an Assassin. Deeper it is!"

There may have been some degree of eye-twinkling as he spoke.

And deeper they went. Down a level, down they went. "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

"Baked goods! Albus, we've been turned into bloody baked goods. No more! We are not going deep- What in the name of Merlin is that!"

The Branling oozed through the door, rolling on its acid-filled sac, straight towards Pita Nova Spice Marine Dumblepony. Only a hasty shielding charm and the deathly power of the Licorice Wand saved him from being melted.



Ok, I can't do this any more.

[LordBucket]

Ok, I can't do this any more.

Then it's time for a  musical interlude!
(For the full My Little Pastry experience, listen to this while you read the lyrics.)

"...my little pastry, scrumptious and tasty...

Oooo, oooohhh, ahhh, yum! My little pastry!
I used to wonder if milling's healthy,
My little pastry!
Until Quaker Oats shared its muffins with me!
Great big cookies,
And cupcakes!
Some classy strudels,
Hearty wheat loaves
Millet, oats...
...corn, wheat, barley,
And a milling stone makes it so tasty!
You have my little pastry,
Don't you know you'd better give it back to me."

[Spinal_Taper]

Damn my lack of knowledge of gay porn! Commencing editing of post.

Edit: actually fuck it. I don't write real slash. I just write fan-fiction erotica then. Change the OP please.

Well, I always heard the slash was for the slash in between the characters names. Like Yoko/Kamina, Ash/Misty or god forbid, Spy/Sniper.

Spoiler: DF Erotica (click to show/hide)

Chapter 1: Breachedbeauty the Wish of Animals
Urist McSloppy***** climbed off the wagon slowly and seductively after it arrived at the embark site. The other 6 dwarves were all ***** men who only joined the embark crew to **** the **** out of Urist's *****, and they all dropped the goods they were hauling as they stared at Urist climbing off the wagon. Urist brushed past the crowd of dwarves, lightly ******** one's ***** as she went past. The dwarf she ******* had a massive ******* after the whole ordeal, and the 5 other men stared at him jealously. He was a miner named Odin Oakshield and he totally wanted to *** **** Urist's ***** ***** *** ***** **** as if he were mining a bountiful vein of native gold, but instead of a pick he was using his ****. Urist walked away from the men and sat under the shade of a tree drinking from a barrel of Dwarven Wine, waiting for shelter to be dug out of the mountain. Off in the distance, she saw a goblin snatcher prowling around on the outskirts of the fort's borders. It was watching her intensely, and Urist couldn't help but feel *** ******** ****** ** by this. The goblin snatcher approached and Urist felt a bit scared when the thing reached into it's ****-leather bag. But, the goblin didn't pull out a weapon, he brought out a beautiful bouquet of flowers, which he had stolen from some ****-*** hippy elves. He presented Urist McSloppy***** with the flowers and she tentatively reached out and grabbed them. Meanwhile, Odin was still thinking about the *****-******** incident and fantasized about *** ** ***** **** *** **** *** ** Urist when he saw her again. He decided to take a break from mining out the six bedrooms (he was hoping this would encourage Urist to stay with him) to go find Urist. He heard one of the other dwarves complaining that Urist hadn't done any work since they arrived onsite, and Odin punched the guy in the face, knocking him out. Odin wandered through the forest until he came upon a clearing where Urist was leaning up against a tree twirling her hair while talking to a goblin. Odin drew the pick off his belt and buried it's head in the Goblin's skull. Urist's ******* and ***** were covered in brains and blood, along with the rest of her body. The flowers were covered in dark goblin blood and began to droop. Despite being traumatized, Urist was a bit **** ** at the prospect of being saved by Odin. She tried to strike a **** pose against the tree, but Odin seemed preoccupied with the goblin's socks. Urist tried to get his attention, but Odin seemed to have forgotten her existence. She walked back to the fortress frustrated and lonely, while Odin struggled to wrestle the underpants off of the goblin's body. Urist decided she would just **** ******* ***** instead.

Edit: Hopefully this won't get me banned. If it does, it was totally worth it.

(6) Your fan fiction is incredibly popular. Oddly enough, people like the concept of little bearded people doing it. It's so popular, that people have set their standards incredibly high for your story. (Any roll below a 4 next time will cause you to lose many readers and maybe even gain some hate reviews.) You better keep it up!
Views: 500
Follows: 75
Favorites: 35
Reviews:
Good: 50
Bad:13

Politics prologue summary: Putin and Medvedyev go into space to retrieve sputnik which secretly was relaunched because it was a transforming robot in disguise

(4) Your fanfic for politics is reasonably popular, and you gains some fans!
Views: 300
Follows: 14
Favorites: 13
Reviews:
Good: 3

Spoiler: My Little Pastry (click to show/hide)

AN: I don't own Harry Potter, Inception, Herold Shea Assassin's Creed, My Little Pony, Starcraft or Beauty and the Beast. If I did, I'd me much richer!

Thanks to all my reviewers!

beksta, GraceFangsandFire, bird brain, Lolchen, vanila-chan, sierra's scarlet, LonelyAura (I know what you mean about intuition), SolemnXAngel, oirishgoddess (=)), jonayla, Sabaku no Sable, CrazymangoeswithHPGW, . (thanks!), jHeyTTernallie, Kathryn Marie Black, Isigirl, Youko's Befuddled Fox, Umbrae Calamitas, XxPSxxIxxLUVxxUxx (lol!), Iriomote Yamaneko Nokomis (so do I!), Memys, Jimbocous, Kenri15 (glad to be original), LonelyAura (hmm, never read Naruto myself), K.-writter12, Juniper294, BeccaBaby (lol!), MissDreamy (yup!), Blackrose-you touch you die (, Selene467 (spot on), MrsHellman, x8jessica8x, Asterisks (aw, thanks!), NightPersonified (thanks!), Rori Potter, KG86, 62442fanatic (I know), Irezel, harrypotterfreak, Love2Love (exactly why I add them! -blush-), Xx Kiamii xX, saati, Catstreet (lol!), xX AmitBlack Xx, Cheelalaucha, B00kw0rm92, flamingbunnies, XAPY-TZINY-IIOZEINTON-NOAT (-smile- same here!), Xitwa74, Hitokiri Shinzui, Serpent91, Stefunny2010, Payce99, ariex04, Avatar Rikki, VanessaWolfie101, SilverLily1, iheartanime07, DanniGirrl0001, JustAnotherParallelDimension, Obscure Stranger, sparksfire-51, Charmina, Stina Whatever, Friglit, epholge, Erroneously
...@Chapter Five@...

"We need to go deeper." said the ancient pony in the ancient talking hat and the neon orange robe.

"Wait, a what? A 'cutie' mark?" questioned the youngest Weasley male.

"No. Absolutely not! Last time we went deeper, Albus, we ended up as horses! I forbid it!" spoke the stern scottish witch.

"Deeper! Deeper! Do it again!" opined the Hat.

"I do think you're outvoted, Minnie. And you know how important it is that we find the Animus so that Harry Shea can unlock his powers as an Assassin. Deeper it is!"

There may have been some degree of eye-twinkling as he spoke.

And deeper they went. Down a level, down they went. "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

"Baked goods! Albus, we've been turned into bloody baked goods. No more! We are not going deep- What in the name of Merlin is that!"

The Branling oozed through the door, rolling on its acid-filled sac, straight towards Pita Nova Spice Marine Dumblepony. Only a hasty shielding charm and the deathly power of the Licorice Wand saved him from being melted.



Ok, I can't do this any more.

(6) Your deliciously written fanfic is viewed as a parody of MLP, and now the fanbase has fractured over your fanfic! Oops.
Views: 1200
Follows: 120
Favorites: 96
Reviews:
43: Good
50: MOAR
39: Bad
52: Flames

[Furtuka]

Politics prologue summary: Putin and Medvedyev go into space to retrieve sputnik which secretly was relaunched because it was a transforming robot in disguise

You missed mine.

[GoombaGeek]

Even if this is just an RP I rose to the challenge of making awful DF fanfic. i wil only rite chapter 2 if i get five replys so be nice gusy

[MrWillsauce]

I don't know if I will write chapter 2. Does anybody really want to see that?

[Doomblade187]

Well, there's only one way to find out...