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Detahramet

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Post Hilariously stupid arguements against Atheism or Theism
« on: August 21, 2012, 03:47:28 pm »

Please only post the arguments YOU consider stupid. Well thought out arguments are not welcome here.
hey, atheists if God doesn't exist, then how has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Christians: 1 Atheists: 0


EDIT: Made the OP slightly less prone to a flame war. In theory, at least.
EDIT2: Please keep in mind that these arguments should NOT be taken too seriously.
« Last Edit: August 21, 2012, 06:24:12 pm by Detahramet »
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Re: Post Hilariously stupid arguements against Atheism or Theism
« Reply #1 on: August 21, 2012, 03:47:58 pm »

I really, really think this should be locked posthaste. No good can possibly come of this.
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Re: Post Hilariously stupid arguements against Atheism or Theism
« Reply #2 on: August 21, 2012, 03:49:26 pm »

Indeed.
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Re: Post Hilariously stupid arguements against Atheism or Theism
« Reply #3 on: August 21, 2012, 03:50:18 pm »

There is no way this could possibly go wrong.

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Re: Post Hilariously stupid arguements against Atheism or Theism
« Reply #4 on: August 21, 2012, 03:52:06 pm »

You are all acting like posting the stupid arguements you have found, for both sides, will end badly. Perhaps i am just being optimistic, but i assume that people can take pleasure in the stupidity of both sides.
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Re: Post Hilariously stupid arguements against Atheism or Theism
« Reply #5 on: August 21, 2012, 03:53:56 pm »

You are all acting like posting the stupid arguements you have found, for both sides, will end badly. Perhaps i am just being optimistic, but i assume that people can take pleasure in the stupidity of both sides.
It's basically the same as stacking up barrels of oil/ other volatile thingies. One wrong word and the whole thread goes up in flames.

Edit: What does the first one actually mean, or is it just a collection of random verbs
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Re: Post Hilariously stupid arguements against Atheism or Theism
« Reply #6 on: August 21, 2012, 03:54:36 pm »

When the only thing you can contribute to your own "post your favorite" thread is a single line of gibberish, it's a bad thread.
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Re: Post Hilariously stupid arguements against Atheism or Theism
« Reply #7 on: August 21, 2012, 03:55:03 pm »

A) This is Serious Business to many people. There's bound to be some offended folk who will make passive aggressive replies and it's all downhill from there.
B)
i assume that people can take pleasure in the stupidity
That's not something all of us particularly like to revel in.
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Re: Post Hilariously stupid arguements against Atheism or Theism
« Reply #8 on: August 21, 2012, 04:01:56 pm »

A) This is Serious Business to many people. There's bound to be some offended folk who will make passive aggressive replies and it's all downhill from there.
B)
i assume that people can take pleasure in the stupidity
That's not something all of us particularly like to revel in.
Well...other than the "Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say" thread.  :-\
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Re: Post Hilariously stupid arguements against Atheism or Theism
« Reply #9 on: August 21, 2012, 04:02:03 pm »

Hilariously stupid arguments? Don't you mean depressingly stupid arguments?
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Re: Post Hilariously stupid arguements against Atheism or Theism
« Reply #10 on: August 21, 2012, 04:03:12 pm »

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Re: Post Hilariously stupid arguements against Atheism or Theism
« Reply #11 on: August 21, 2012, 04:09:30 pm »

When the only thing you can contribute to your own "post your favorite" thread is a single line of gibberish, it's a bad thread.
It is one of the worst arguments i have ever seen against atheism, so much so that it has actually become something of an obscure meme.
A) This is Serious Business to many people. There's bound to be some offended folk who will make passive aggressive replies and it's all downhill from there.
I have some faith in the people of Bay12, as in the past they have more or less proven to be mature enough to not start flame wars over religious beliefs, and capable of reveling in the stupidity of others to some degree. Hell, in the past ive seen something that was nothing but RAEG go a discussion of socio-economics in a relatively short amount of time

Look, if this turns into a flame war, I will lock it myself, assuming an Admin doesn't lock it before me.
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Re: Post Hilariously stupid arguements against Atheism or Theism
« Reply #12 on: August 21, 2012, 04:17:00 pm »

Look, if this turns into a flame war, I will lock it myself, assuming an Admin doesn't lock it before me.

Don't worry, theists stay far away from threads like these. Staying away is so much easier than defending your position.
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Re: Post Hilariously stupid arguements against Atheism or Theism
« Reply #13 on: August 21, 2012, 04:20:01 pm »

Look, if this turns into a flame war, I will lock it myself, assuming an Admin doesn't lock it before me.

Don't worry, theists stay far away from threads like these. Staying away is so much easier than defending your position.
((And so it begins...))

Nevertheless, not going to start a flame war. Probably could if I wanted too, but what's the point.
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Re: Post Hilariously stupid arguements against Atheism or Theism
« Reply #14 on: August 21, 2012, 04:20:39 pm »

 Before page five somebody will post a serious argument by the opposite side that will rustle everybodies jimmies.

 I'm all for using humor to humanize different viewpoints. It helps people sympathize with people who hold opposite viewpoints and bridge the gap between people who can't agree but still need to coexist. But this is simply too volatile. It takes a talent to step this line, and as much as you can trust us, I can't.
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