You wake up one morning, yawning and stretching like normal. You go get your coffee and newspaper like normal. You reach down to pick the paper up, and your arm goes through it, like normal.
Wait, what?!
You try to yank your arm out, but it's stuck! And it's pulling you in!
Suddenly, everything goes black, and when you wake up...
There's nothing. Literally, nothing but you and a box. You look over to see two more boxes, and similar copies of yourself, all looking equally confused.
Then you realize you're 2D. In the comic section. Hoo, boy. This might just make you late for work.
Welcome to RTBAC! Or Roll to Be A Cartoon!
The goal in this is to make your way OUT of the comics section, and ultimately OUT of the newspaper. Physics are extremely warped, and enemies are countless. This will make for a tough fight, but you'll do anything to not lose your job. Good LUUCK!
Character sheet:
Name: This should be a character from any popular syndicated cartoon strip, such as Garfield, Dogbert, or Jason Fox.
Cartoon: Just to clarify.
Advantage: An ability that will give you a bonus, special attack, whatever. Try to make it fit the character.
Disadvantage: Something that prevents you from doing certain things, or just gives you a, well, anti-bonus to something. Again, try to make it fit.
Theme Song: If you want. It's just flair, really.
Put 5 points among these:
Strength:
Speed:
Intelligence:
Communication:
Money: 0$
When a Stat gets to a certain level of points, it gives a boost to a certain roll. Points can also be bought at the shop.
Money is gained from defeating enemies, and can be used to buy stuff in the Classifieds section.
Extra abilities can be bought at the store, along with weapons and upgrades.
More points can be gained from defeating the boss of a page, and can be spent immediately.
Other than that, HAVE AT YE!
Current Player List:
Name: Robin
Player: adwarf
Cartoon: Batman and Robin
Advantage: Master of Acrobatics (+1 to movement rolls)
Disadvantage: Forever the Sidekick (-1 to Teamwork, for resentment of others)
Theme Song: None
Health: 25/25
Strength: LEVEL 1. 1 EXP.
Speed: LEVEL 1. 2 EXP.
Intelligence: LEVEL 1. 1 EXP.
Communication: LEVEL 1. 1 EXP.
Money: 0$
Name: Hellboy
Comic: Hellboy, BPRD
Advantage: STONE FIST (Can use an attack that always hits for 20 damage, no matter what. Cooldown 4 Turns)
Disadvantage: KITTENS (Gets distracted easily)
Theme Song: Sympathy for the Devil
Stats:
Health: 25/25
Strength: LEVEL 2. 0 EXP. (+1 to attack rolls)
Speed: LEVEL 1. 1 EXP.
Intelligence: LEVEL 1. 1 EXP.
Communication: LEVEL 1. 0 EXP.
Money: 0$
Name:Huey Freeman
Comic: The Boondocks
Advantage: Super Genius (Can predict an enemy's moves to an extent. 3 Turn cooldown)
Disadvantage: Confirmed Liberal Genius (Will be attacked by Conservatives every so often.)
Theme Song: Boondocks theme (I am the stone that the builder refused, I am the visual...)
Stats:
Health: 25/25
Strength: LEVEL 1. 1 EXP.
Speed: LEVEL 1. 1 EXP.
Intelligence: LEVEL 1. 2 EXP.
Communication: LEVEL 1. 1 EXP.
Money: 0$
Name: Calvin
Comic: Calvin and Hobbes
Advantage: The Power of Imangtion (Can Summon any weapon for three turns, with a two turn cooldown. Also, can turn into any one of his three personas for two turns. Tracer Bullet: 3 Turns. Spaceman Spiff: 4 Turn Cooldown. Stupendous Man: 5 Turn Cooldown)
Disadvantage: Is a Six Year Old (Starts with 15 Max. Health instead of 25)
Theme song: none
Stats:
Health: 15/15
Strength: LEVEL 1. 1 EXP.
Speed: LEVEL 1. 1 EXP.
Intelligence: LEVEL 1. 2 EXP.
Communication: LEVEL 1. 1 EXP.
Name: Wally
Cartoon: Dilbert
Advantage: Endless coffee (Otherwise known as Coffeekinesis, Wally can spawn coffee out of nowhere and morph it into objects. Morph has a one turn cooldown.)
Disadvantage: Completely useless (Resents working with others. In fact, he resents working. Whenever he rolls a 6, he will fall asleep for the turn, not doing anything.)
Abilities:
-Coffee Bullet: Can Fire a...bullet made of coffee?
Strength: LEVEL 1. 0 EXP.
Speed: LEVEL 1. 0 EXP.
Intelligence: LEVEL 2. 1 EXP. (Spell Gained: Coffee Bullet)
Communication: LEVEL 1. 1 EXP.
Fuck it im in
working on sheet now
Name: The Ghost Who Walks
Cartoon: The Phantom
Advantage: Super Accuracy. (Can't get a 2 or lower when using a ranged weapon)
Disadvantage: Non lethal combat. (-1 to finishing blows)
Theme Song: none
Stats:
Strength: LEVEL 1. 2 EXP.
Speed: LEVEL 1. 2 EXP.
Intelligence: LEVEL 1. 1 EXP.
Communication: LEVEL 1. 0 EXP.
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