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Author Topic: You are standing on a box.  (Read 2825 times)

Tack

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You are standing on a box.
« on: August 21, 2012, 09:35:17 am »


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Re: You are standing on a box.
« Reply #1 on: August 21, 2012, 09:36:40 am »
>Be the box
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Re: You are standing on a box.
« Reply #2 on: August 21, 2012, 09:44:40 am »
Do a badass armstand on the box.
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Re: You are standing on a box.
« Reply #3 on: August 21, 2012, 09:59:29 am »
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

You are the box.
There Is a badass human doing an armstand on you.
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« Last Edit: August 21, 2012, 05:23:42 pm by Tack »
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Sentience, Endurance, and Thumbs: The Trifector of a Superpredator.
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Yeah, he's a banned spammer. Normally we'd delete this thread too, but people were having too much fun with it by the time we got here.

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Re: You are standing on a box.
« Reply #4 on: August 21, 2012, 10:04:38 am »
>swallow the human
bring him to narnia
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Re: You are standing on a box.
« Reply #5 on: August 21, 2012, 10:40:58 am »
>Begin preaching

>Hope box once contained soap
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Re: You are standing on a box.
« Reply #6 on: August 21, 2012, 10:43:28 am »
> Try to turn your arm into a blade by hitting it with a rock

> Laugh like a maniac while doing so
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Re: You are standing on a box.
« Reply #7 on: August 21, 2012, 11:13:25 am »
> Take box; become Boxman, hero of Boxtropolis.
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Re: You are standing on a box.
« Reply #8 on: August 21, 2012, 12:48:34 pm »
>Be the rainbow kitten that's in the box
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Re: You are standing on a box.
« Reply #9 on: August 21, 2012, 01:18:42 pm »
Check under the box.
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Re: You are standing on a box.
« Reply #10 on: August 21, 2012, 01:27:14 pm »
Hide under box
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Re: You are standing on a box.
« Reply #11 on: August 21, 2012, 05:36:58 pm »
It is easy enough to swallow the Human and send him through the mysterious portal contained within yourself. To Narnia!
He falls upon the ground, stunned at the complete change in scenery.

You wiggle your box-flaps, but can't grasp a rock. Too bad. You feel a cardboard box laughing maniacally would have been... fitting.

You try to hide underneath yourself, but that just results in you flipping yourself, revealing a rainbow kitten and many blocks of soap.

That cat should not have been kept under there with the soap so long... it looks... crummy. And kind of sick.

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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on December 31, 1969, 07:00:01 pm
Sentience, Endurance, and Thumbs: The Trifector of a Superpredator.
Quote from: ToadyOne on December 31, 1969, 07:00:01 pm
Yeah, he's a banned spammer. Normally we'd delete this thread too, but people were having too much fun with it by the time we got here.

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Re: You are standing on a box.
« Reply #12 on: August 21, 2012, 05:39:04 pm »
Snuzzle the kitten and nurse it back to health.
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Re: You are standing on a box.
« Reply #13 on: August 21, 2012, 05:39:37 pm »
Perform heimlich maneuver on soap and throw cat in a random direction
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Re: You are standing on a box.
« Reply #14 on: August 21, 2012, 05:56:10 pm »
You grasp the kitten with your odd box-flap appendages, and hug it to your cardboard interior.
Surprisingly, this has some effect, and the cat gains some slightly better rendering.
... So you toss it.
And begin squeezing the soap for all you're worth.

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Soap coughs out the blockage which was obstructing it's primary airway.
It appears grateful. (But, in an 'inanimate object' kind of way.)
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on December 31, 1969, 07:00:01 pm
Sentience, Endurance, and Thumbs: The Trifector of a Superpredator.
Quote from: ToadyOne on December 31, 1969, 07:00:01 pm
Yeah, he's a banned spammer. Normally we'd delete this thread too, but people were having too much fun with it by the time we got here.
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