Apiks' Diary - 18th of Malachite
What the hell happened here? Why are the kennels full of vomit and dog blood as well as our dog teeth?? This is preposterous. I will have the kennels extended immediately to accomodate our growing dog population.
Apiks' Diary - 20th of Malachite
Today the military is getting some governmental love from yours truly - me. I have equped them with armor AND changed those pitiful training swords to some actual weaponry. We have basic needs now. All that we need is training and as such I have put them to training duty.
Apiks' Diary - 21st of Malachite
AAAH! WHO LET THE DOGS DOGS OUT?
Apiks' Diary - 22nd of Malachite
What monstrocity! I will have it checked on immediately!
Apiks' Diary - 24th of Malachite
What has gotten into Talvixen? Doesn't he know that we have work to do? Oh well I guess cutting a little slack doesn't pay off for happiness in the future.
Apiks' Diary - 27th of Malachite
MountainHomes my friend, I think we might have a problem. LOCK THE FORTRESS INTO DEFCON 1!
Apiks' Diary - 1st of Galena
OH NO! IT'S BREACHED OUR FIRST LINE OF DEFENCE! ACTIVATE THE SECOND DRAWBRIDGE QUICKLY! WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT DOESN'T WORK? BLASTED. SEND IN ALL OF THE DOGS IMMEDIATELY! WE'VE ALREADY LOST 2 OUTTA OUR HUGE POPULATION SO WHAT'S A LITTLE MORE? GOGOGOGO!
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Apiks' Diary - 2nd of Galena
Nooo! We're too late! New plan. Prepare the dogs at the main halway. The other dogs will have to buy us enough time.
Apiks' Diary - 3rd of Galena
Holy moly! This cyclop defeated
4 of our wardogs and has received what?
0 damage? Oh Armok what is it doing?. IT'S EATING THE DOGS. THAT'S IT, I'M PUTTING ALL DOGS THAT ARE ABLE TO THE MAIN HALL. SEND IN THE MILITARY AND START BUILDING THE BUNKER ASAP!
Apiks' Diary - 7th of Galena
What the blood and ashes? THEY HAVE BEEN HAVING A PART WHILST WE WERE DEFENDING OURSELVES FROM A BLOODY CYCLOP! IDIOTS I TELL YOU, IDIOTS.
Apiks' Diary - 8th of Galena
OH GOD! IT CAN DESTROY DOORS. WE ARE SCREWED. EVERYONE GET INTO THE BUNKER IMMEDIATELLY! Let's hope it doesn't break down walls or if the dogs can handle him which I myself doubt.
Apiks' Diary - 10th of Galena
It has begun! God I hope the dogs can manage it becuase the bunker isn't ready! DAMN IT! START BUILDING IT ! I DON'T CARE WHO IS LEFT OUT!
Apiks' Diary - 12th of Galena
VICTORY! We might have lost about 50% of our dog population and the need for me to send our military to finish him off but besides that, victory is ours! Take that you one-eyed freak. Let all know and fear TrialFires for what we have overcome!
Apiks' Diary - 14th of Galena
What? The cyclop hasn't destroyed just 2 doors but a kitchen as well? Blast him! Reconstruct it immediately!
Apiks' Diary -17th of Galena
I thought they'd keep out of our sight after they have seen what we can do to a cyclop but nooo, these goblins are still stupid as ever. SEND IN THE MILITARY!
Apiks' Diary - 18th of Galena
Ah! Most excellent. My tomb and chambers are completed. Time to furnish them and get rid of the goddamn rocks.
Apiks' Diary - 19th of Galena
A human caravan! Most excellent! What do you mean they've bypassed us? WHAT? THE CYCLOP DESTROYED THE TRADE DEPOT TOO? BUILD IT IMMEDIATELY BEFORE THEY LEAVE!
Apiks' Diary - 26th of Galena
Oh another snatcher? Dispatch of him my military!
I am extremely sorry for the slow updates and how slow I play through the year. The reason for this is most probably that I keep thinking of what to write, taking screenshots, fixing the screenshots, uploading them and making the post in itself nice and stuff. If I am being too slow, please state it so that I can increase everything.