Topic: thanks for the cabochons (Read 3181 times)

GoombaGeek · « **Reply #15 on:** August 21, 2012, 04:11:46 pm »

My mind is blown.

Corai · « **Reply #16 on:** August 21, 2012, 04:14:52 pm »

HUZZAH.

GoombaGeek · « **Reply #17 on:** August 21, 2012, 04:19:16 pm »

Because they came to this thread looking for *granite cabochons* and +list items+ but missed the webbed cage traps and will soon be pitted into magma. True story.

Loud Whispers · « **Reply #18 on:** August 21, 2012, 09:51:24 pm »

Strike the Earth!

GoombaGeek · « **Reply #19 on:** August 21, 2012, 11:01:04 pm »

One dwarf remains, the woodcutter who is also an axedwarf. Blood stains his beard. What will happen next?

Wrex · « **Reply #20 on:** August 21, 2012, 11:08:15 pm »

Commit seppuku with an axe.

GoombaGeek · « **Reply #21 on:** August 21, 2012, 11:20:11 pm »

Quote from: Wrex on August 21, 2012, 11:08:15 pm

Commit seppuku with an axe.

Unfortunately, the zombie giant eagles wrest his axe from his struggling arms, and he has an epiphany about life. He would never end it all just because his six best buddies have been eaten by gigantic undead birds of prey. He hacks at a tree. When autumn comes, he'll be ready.

Now what?!

WealthyRadish · « **Reply #22 on:** August 22, 2012, 12:08:41 am »

Strike the earth! Only this time, all the points were spent on crossbows, quivers, and 1000 copper bolts. And a kitten.

misko27 · « **Reply #23 on:** August 22, 2012, 12:17:23 am »

But The zombies are no where to be seen! and the wagon falls into a melting lake, stranding you without wood! Hope you like the taste of copper.

Corai · « **Reply #24 on:** August 22, 2012, 12:18:25 am »

And they are willing to give you all the wood, food and booze you need for that kitten you brought!

GoombaGeek · « **Reply #25 on:** August 22, 2012, 12:20:23 am »

The woodcutter stands, hands bloody. He had killed all the zombie giant eagles, only to see a caravan go careening straight into the Lake of Starting Complications.

"Bastards", he says. He continues working on his wooden outpost. Maybe one day he will be able to get his hands on a pick.

misko27 · « **Reply #26 on:** August 22, 2012, 12:22:04 am »

Wasn't this fort abandoned? in any case, Go to their dwarven brother with open arms! except for the one carrying crossbows.

GoombaGeek · « **Reply #27 on:** August 22, 2012, 12:27:35 am »

"No", he says. "Everyone else died, so I killed the rest until it was safe. You can't sleep in my lean-to, but feel free to cut up those elves and take shelter under their caravan."

"They can hear us" says the reclaim leader.

"And you're ashamed of killing trees? Just wait until the zombie giant eagles come back! I couldn't get them all!!"

An axe falls from the sky and splits the elven diplomat in two perfect halves. The expedition leader and the woodcutter share a quick glance.

We now have eight dwarves running around on the surface for no reason! Ooooh!

Loud Whispers · « **Reply #28 on:** August 22, 2012, 12:28:56 am »

Herp derp diplomat = insta war

misko27 · « **Reply #29 on:** August 22, 2012, 12:32:27 am »

"Hallelujah!" shout the trained and armed dwarves. The elves are quickly dispatched.

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Author Topic: thanks for the cabochons (Read 3181 times)

GoombaGeek

NO WAY

Corai

This thread has been claimed by kobolds.

GoombaGeek

The kobolds have been defeated

Loud Whispers

The Dwarves have embarked in this thread.

GoombaGeek

ZOMBIE GIANT EAGLE ATTACK

Wrex

Re: thanks for the cabochons

GoombaGeek

Tactical suicide failed!

WealthyRadish

Re: Reclaim!

misko27

And then it got Worse

Corai

But then elves came!

GoombaGeek

Meanwhile, off somewhere unimportant

misko27

The Reclaim party is confused

GoombaGeek

Onoez it's a fateful meeting

Loud Whispers

A force of rapid response Elves have arrived!

misko27

A war with the elves.