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[mcclay]

THROW MEATAL BAWKS AT CULTISTS. MAKE SURE I AM STILL IN BAWKS.

[NobodyPro]

BECOME KOBOLD. RUN AWAY FROM BATTLE.

(2) HERETICAL ARMOUR PIERCING ROUND LEAVES A SINGLE SCRATCH ON YOUR FACE! HAVE MENTAL BREAKDOWN! YOU THINK YOU ARE SMALL XENO CREATURE AND HIDE IN A CRATER NEARBY!

Politely, ask who we are fighting. THEN PURGE IN THE NAME OF THE EMPEROR.

(2) QUESTIONS ARE A SIGN OF LACKING FAITH!
(2) YOU THROW YOUR CHAINSWORD AT THE CULTISTS WHILE SHOUTING! ONLY KILL THREE! DISAPPOINTED!

PROVE NON-INSANITY THROUGH SONG AND DANCE NUMBER.

GRAB RANDOM WEAPON AS PROP.

FIRE PROP REPEATEDLY

(5) SONG AND DANCE IS ACTUALLY MONTASTIC PRAYER AND A SALUTE TO THE EMPEROR!
(4) GRAB INQUISITOR'S INFERNO PISTOL AND BURN HOLE IN WALL! INQUISITOR LOOKS ANGRY BUT LETS YOU GO THROUGH HOLE!

THROW MEATAL BAWKS AT CULTISTS. MAKE SURE I AM STILL IN BAWKS.

(2) YOU WOBBLE CLUMSILY TOWARDS THE CULTISTS! STILL IN THE BAWKS!

(6) DISTANCE BETWEEN THE TWO GROUPS IS COVERED SO QUICKLY THAT THE SQUAD RUNS THROUGH THE CULTIST HORDE
(6v5-1) THE INSOLENT TRAITORS PAY FOR THEIR CRIMES IN GREAT NUMBERS! ONLY THREE LEFT!
(1v5-1) THE ROGUE PSYKER STUNS THE ENTIRE SQUAD USING THE POWER OF THE WARP! (-1 to actions next turn)
(2) NO REINFORCEMENTS FOR HERETIC SCUM! PRAISE THE EMPRAH!

Spoiler: PLAYER STATUS (click to show/hide)

Corai - PRETTY MARINE - PRETENDING TO BE KOBOLD
Putnam - BEING HORRIBLE NAVIGATOR!
UltraValican - POLITELY PURGING!
Spinal_Taper - ARGUING WITH GREY KNIGHT!
Greenstarfanatic - BEING CHAPLAIN MATERIAL!
LordSlowpoke - IN THE INFINITE LABYRINTH!
crazysheep - GUARDSMAN VETERANS!
bukitodinos - HALF-NAKED AND HURTING!
Flying Dice - SHOOTING AT TRAITOROUS AIR!
mcclay - ADVANCING IN METAL BAWKS!

[Corai]

ACCEPT INSANITY. BECOME MASOCHISTIC UNTIL PRETTINESS GOES AWAY.

[crazysheep]

GUARDSMEN VETERANS! FIRE HELLGUNS AT ROGUE PSYKER! FOR THE EMPRAH

[Greenstarfanatic]

...SHOOT ENEMY?

YES.

WITH BUBBLES.

[bukitodinos]

PUT ON JEANS...EAT JEANS AND PUT ON PANTS...EAT PANTS AND GET REPLACEMENT ARMOR

THEN FIRE UP THE NUKES

[Grimmjow6th]

BE PLAGUE MARINE (STILL A SPESH MEHREEN), SHOOT AT LOYALIST SCUM

[bukitodinos]

EAT GRIMM'S BULLETS...THEN SPIT THEM OUT AT ENEMY

[SoHowAreYou]

Become part of the reasonable marines, a group skilled in camoflauge, guerilla warfare, orbital bombardment, and other reasonable skills that increase survival and success chances. Also we're okay with trading with the Tau

[Splint]

Become part of the reasonable marines, a group skilled in camoflauge, guerilla warfare, orbital bombardment, and other reasonable skills that increase survival and success chances. Also we're okay with trading with the Tau

A Reasonable marine and an ultramarine are advancing on your position. Which will you at shoot first.

[Spinal_Taper]

Argue that the rogue Psyker stunned too many guys for one turn.

[SoHowAreYou]

Become part of the reasonable marines, a group skilled in camoflauge, guerilla warfare, orbital bombardment, and other reasonable skills that increase survival and success chances. Also we're okay with trading with the Tau

A Reasonable marine and an ultramarine are advancing on your position. Which will you at shoot first.

Nice you got the reference

[Splint]

Indeed I did. I'm personally an Angry marine fan just because of the lulz they generate, but Reasonable Marines would probably fit the actual canon fairly well. So long as they didn't upset the inquisition too much.

[SoHowAreYou]

Yeah, also in the picture I really could never find the reasonable marine, oh well it's really funny considering I  found yesterday.

[mcclay]

SHOOT METAL BAWKESES GUN!