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[Armok]

Apparently this power is of the annoyingly literal-minded and context-insensitive kind. As in, if we named a boat "Titanic" it'd grow bigger, not collide with an iceberg and sink.

[Child of Armok]

The second perk.

and search a small cave or a pit and name it Vault of the Erebus, turn around and look what riches are waiting for you

[Ochita]

Apparently this power is of the annoyingly literal-minded and context-insensitive kind. As in, if we named a boat "Titanic" it'd grow bigger, not collide with an iceberg and sink.

Well.. If we named something titanic, then it would be from the adjective titanic, which is to mean large. If we wanted a boat to sink, we'd have to say something like Water-logged boat or something along those lines.

[adwarf]

2nd Perk and then go look for a job board or a library somewhere.

[Wrex]

Generosity does not mean stupid. It would be stupidity to simply hand out artifacts to anyone who asks. Perk 1 is my perk of choice.


I suggest we find new clothes and make them more protective, but breathable. Ten dorfbucks says the DM is going to start applying fatigue penalties of some sort if we don't

[Ricky]

Perk 2

Go to the Wizard library
Grab a generic book
Name it "the book of secrets"
Read what it says afterwards

Name another book : The book of Lies
Name another book : The book of Truth

[Tack]

Perk 2.

Go to the Wizard library
Grab a generic book
Name it "the book of magical secrets"
Read what it says afterwards

Rename the wizard with the most valuable artifacts "X the Generous" and ask for a few.

Open the geode, seeing as we can't rename it.

Go to the snr wizard- rename him "x Questgiver" and ask what's on his mind.

[Unholy_Pariah]

pocket the geode until we are stronger and open it at power level 3 or 5

gotta wait for it to get bigger

[Dragor23]

...Coincidence?

[Dariush]

Go to the snr wizard- rename him "x Questgiver" and ask what's on his mind.

-1. That's stupid and we may need to name him somehow else later.

[demackison]

What if instead of transformation, an Appellomancer's main power was divination - bringing secrets to light? So for example an Appellomancer would know that a princess has a thing for her father and that a young man is haphazard with his hygiene.

The appellomancer frowned as he passed his hand over the collection of geodes then put his silver coin back in his pouch.

As he turned to leave, Habyar the merchant said frantically, "I have a few more under the table if the gentleman would care to inspect them..."

The appellomancer nodded then repeated the procedure with the box of geodes from under the table. This time he smiled and handed over a coin as to Habyar as he selected a small geode jammed in the corner of the box.

"I name you the Emerald Geode," he pronounced; the first words he had uttered since approaching Habyar's booth. Taking a small hammer from the table, he broke open the geode and, true to his pronouncement, a small emerald nestled inside.

"How did you know?" Habyar asked.

"As the first appellomancer, Verschränkung, taught; until the geode was named it both did and did not contain an emerald," the appellomancer replied smugly.

Habyar shook his head and let the matter drop... Wizards.

[Tack]

Go to a snr wizard- rename him "x Questgiver" and ask what's on his mind.

-1. That's stupid and we may need to name him somehow else later.

Better?

[LordBucket]

Go to the river running through the middle of town. Spend a few hours picking up various river rocks and naming them whatever.

Return to town after a few hours with enough power to actually do anything.

[adwarf]

Get five stones.
Name the first "Magic Null Stone"
Name the Second "Teleport Stone"
Name the third "Heart of a Golem"
Name the fourth "Goldseeker"
Name the fifth "Stone of Forewarning"

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Wait, can you name parts of things separately? For example, try this:

Go up to some slob's stupid hovel. Name the hovel "House that Wards Away Pests". We should see a couple little bugs come crawling out at least. Then name the door "Door that glows a little bit". Does it work?

Then try this: go up to a tree and name it "Sweet-Smelling Tree" and name one of its leaves "Shitty Shit-Smell Leaf" and see what happens.