Activate ultimate rage mode.
[6-1] ULTIMATE RAGE MODE ACTIVATED.
CACKLE EVILLY!!!
ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL! CONSUME EVERYTHING!!!
[5] YOU SUCCESSFULLY CACKLE EVILLY. SO EVILLY, IN FACT, THAT YOUR VERY BODY (GROUND, THAT IS) SHAKES UNDER THE POWER OF YOUR CACKLE!
[1] THE SPIRIT OF EVIL CANDYLAND EASILY RESISTS YOUR ATTEMPTS TO REGAIN CONTROL OF YOUR PREVIOUS BODY."Oh crap, the ground is beginning to shake. Is that an earthquake?... Am I even on Earth, anyway? In any case, I should probably open my eyes... opening... opening... Oh what the fuck. The ground is made of some sticky red and white stuff that looks and feels like candy. I can see giant lollipops growing around and huge heaps of candies lying under them. Right next to me a river of something that looks like chocolate runs into the distance. The sky, however, is black and overcast. In the distance I see a humanoid figure in a red suit with an arm growing out of it's hip and what looks like rooster trailing it and a giant green and slimy candy lying next to it. It kinda convulses in place. Damn, this looks like a bad trip. What should I do?..."
LICK TURTLE
"Er... what?"
[2] YOU SUCCESFULLY PRODUCE A TURTLE OUT OF THIN AIR AND ATTEMPT TO LICK IT. HOWEVER, IT CLAMPS DOWN ON YOUR TONGUE AND BRUTALLY RIPS IT OUT, ALONG WITH SOME OF YOUR ENTRAILS.Create Candy Demon body, switch places with it. Attempt to create CANDY CARNIVAL, whose rides will end up making more Candy Demons!
[2-1] YOU CREATE A CANDY DEMON BODY. IT RUNS OFF.
[4-1] CAREFULLY MANAGING YOUR NEWFOUND EVIL CANDYLAND POWERS, YOU CREATE AN ENTIRE ATTRACTION RIDE OUT OF CANDY! UNFORTUNATELY, THERE ISN'T ANYBODY TO USE IT.
IS EVIL CANDYLAND
HAS A CANDY CARNIVAL
CONTROLS A PART OF PREVIOUS BODY
DOESN'T LIKE BEING EVIL CANDYLAND
PART IS CHEWN AWAY
HAS ROOSTER
HAS CTHULHU MADE OF CANDIES
ONE ARM GROWS FROM HIP
SECOND ARM REPLACED WITH EVIL COTTON CANDY, WHICH IS STUCK IN FRONT
BELIEVES IN MAGIC
IS A RED SPY
IS INSANITY
LACKS A MASK
SLIGHTLY MORE AWESOME THAN THE NORM
DRANK A RIVER OF SHIT
OF EVIL
Lost somewhere that looks like evil candyland.