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Author Topic: Horrorfailed the Battle-Cannon of Hell - Please do not feed the nobles  (Read 574033 times)

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Re: Horrorfailed the Battle-Cannon of Hell - Please do not feed the nobles
« Reply #1770 on: July 23, 2013, 10:22:49 pm »

Captain's log day 79

Still on the wagon but I think I know how to get my revenge on the sacrificial sword

http://wwiifrecker11i.wikispaces.com/file/view/Atomic_bomb/263221744/Atomic_bomb (for some reason the picture wouldn't work so I had to link it)

I hope that this "horrorfailed has all te materials I need THIS LAND WILL BURN BURN I TELL YOU.

*below the writings are smudged and smeared and stained with blood that seems suspiciously like dwarf blood*
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Re: Horrorfailed the Battle-Cannon of Hell - Please do not feed the nobles
« Reply #1771 on: July 24, 2013, 08:15:54 pm »

Dude... Chill...

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Re: Horrorfailed the Battle-Cannon of Hell - Please do not feed the nobles
« Reply #1772 on: July 24, 2013, 08:48:19 pm »

Shhhhhhhh the children are sleeping *dead dwarves on the ground next to rodger*
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« Reply #1773 on: July 29, 2013, 10:54:26 pm »

THERE SHALL BE NO CHILLING YHE FORT TEMP IS 10000000 degrees Celsius
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Re: Horrorfailed the Battle-Cannon of Hell - Please do not feed the nobles
« Reply #1774 on: July 29, 2013, 11:09:59 pm »

Enough thread necromancy.

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Re: Horrorfailed the Battle-Cannon of Hell - Please do not feed the nobles
« Reply #1775 on: July 29, 2013, 11:17:57 pm »

I am led to believe that horrorfailed has died risen back from the dead and is now having a party in hell drinking the blood of elves and eating elf flesh only the finest foods a dwarf can enjoy I also imagine that TAD killed the devil and is now masquerading around as the devil
That's the only thing that would make sense in his fort
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Yeah I think the thread died I think the curse ate the universe and spat it back out
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« Reply #1776 on: July 30, 2013, 12:21:09 am »

Alright! Time to throw a save game on a pretty new PC and see what kind of FPS happens when you leave an aquifer draining!

This is 34.11, right? Do I need to mess with any settings other than using the right raws? Can somebody with a lot more recent sleep and less inappropriate beard growth point me at the save game?

Got the neotemplar save, and oh, look, I set up a directory to play Horrorfailed back in December to make sure I could load a save. It's already quite late, but let's try it!
« Last Edit: July 30, 2013, 01:32:59 am by gchristopher »
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Re: Horrorfailed the Battle-Cannon of Hell - Please do not feed the nobles
« Reply #1777 on: July 30, 2013, 11:05:43 pm »

Can we give spiral the title "(Thread) Necromancer"? Pretty please?
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« Reply #1778 on: July 31, 2013, 12:58:45 am »

The save looks... "good" isn't the right word. I mean, it's a working game, all right, but what the holy crap have people been trying to do here?

35 FPS aint bad, given the population, preposterous pathable areas and entire levels dug out in decorative diagonal stripes!

Skunk farming is the dominant meat industry.

I know, I'll hit 'n' and see if there's some explanations. I see "The Derp Engine: I think I broke the water wheel, guys." Right on!

26 Forgotten Beasts running around! There's got to be some serious upside to that. There's a fire breather, a gasser, one with deadly dust, and a few web flingers!

Things are surprisingly not catastrophically bad, at the moment. But boy oh boy is there some potential to change that!
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Re: Horrorfailed the Battle-Cannon of Hell - Please do not feed the nobles
« Reply #1779 on: July 31, 2013, 01:02:19 am »

26 Forgotten Beasts running around! There's got to be some serious upside to that.

26 different and exciting ways to dispose of prisoners!
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« Reply #1780 on: July 31, 2013, 07:41:37 pm »

Nothing going catastrophically wrong? This must be corrected.
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Re: Horrorfailed the Battle-Cannon of Hell - Please do not feed the nobles
« Reply #1781 on: August 01, 2013, 04:43:22 pm »

Nothing going catastrophically wrong? This must be corrected.
I will sig this.
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Re: Horrorfailed the Battle-Cannon of Hell - Please do not feed the nobles
« Reply #1782 on: August 01, 2013, 04:59:01 pm »

Skunk meat for everyone HURRAY
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Re: Horrorfailed the Battle-Cannon of Hell - Please do not feed the nobles
« Reply #1783 on: August 06, 2013, 01:33:20 am »

Aw. I died. Somewhere. Unannounced. Oh well. It was bound to happen. You can only hunt the undead for so long before they hunt back.
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Re: Horrorfailed the Battle-Cannon of Hell - Please do not feed the nobles
« Reply #1784 on: August 06, 2013, 09:41:42 am »

Don't worry I'm sure you'll be reincarnated and get killed then raised as a zombie where a dwarf goes outside for a pig tail fiber sock and he'll cut you up until your just a zombie hand and arm where you'll sit in a cage forever
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