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[Strategia]

I'll download the save tomorrow (well, tonight, since it's morning by now).

[SpaceKGreen]

"Insane Weaponsmith"?  Did my dorf snap or something and I missed it?

Spoiler: "Echoes from the Horrorfailed Forge" (click to show/hide)

KLANG

All tha dwarves in this hellhole are going nuts.

KLANG

Killin' each other left and right.

KLANG

Runnin' around smashin' up workshops.

KLANG

'Least none o' them tried ta smash up mah forge.

...
glugglugglug
...

KLANG

Damn ghosts.

KLANG

KLANG

New guy's decent, far as I can tell.

KLANG

Better at making tha armors, at least.

KLANG

Lets me concentrate on tha weapons.

KLANG

I earned mah skill.

KLANG

Didn't need no fancy mood.

KLANG

...

KLANG

WHADDYA WANT?  I'M WORKIN' HERE!

KLANG

...

KLANG

WHADDYA MEAN YA WEREN'T CALLING FER ME?

KLANG

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WAIT, HIS NAME IS WHAKLUDAUUUGGHHGAAAAAGUGHGAAA--

This is an unfinished copper bolt.

On the item is an impression of a dwarven thumb.

[Sabretache]

Wow, what a sudden end to my poor dwarf. At least we still have the fond memories of him protecting the innocent (albeit for a short time).
Re-dwarf please? (Sabretache)

[Teneb]

and Newbunkle reports our .

Was there supposed to be something between "our" and "."?

[LordSlowpoke]

and Newbunkle reports our .

Was there supposed to be something between "our" and "."?

shhh.

There are things dwarf was not destined to know.

[SethCreiyd]

Fixed that, and a few other things that rushing gets you.

[Spish]

Amazing turn Seth, best one yet in my humble opinion. And I laughed way too hard at dorf-me punching a hole in Dorfitron's chest; that is in perfect form with his sheriff legacy in past fortresses. Makes me long for the old days where you could have a citizen stabbed in the eye for so much as punching a duck.

I see Strategia is no longer the most crippled dwarf in the fortress. I figured we'd eventually be stuck with a super-paralyzed vampire dwarf who could only get around by crawling with their face muscles.

"Insane Weaponsmith"?  Did my dorf snap or something and I missed it?

Mace-Space is the crazy one. People are already getting the two of you mixed up.

[Teneb]

"Insane Weaponsmith"?  Did my dorf snap or something and I missed it?

Mace-Space is the crazy one. People are already getting the two of you mixed up.

All according to his plan.

[SpaceKGreen]

"Insane Weaponsmith"?  Did my dorf snap or something and I missed it?

Mace-Space is the crazy one. People are already getting the two of you mixed up.

Hell, I'm getting the two of us mixed up! 


_{The plan is working too well...}

[Mr Space Cat]

"Insane Weaponsmith"?  Did my dorf snap or something and I missed it?

Mace-Space is the crazy one. People are already getting the two of you mixed up.

All according to his plan.

It begins.

so, I am the guy making the armor, right?

[armeggedonCounselor]

I live! Still! I think I'm beating the odds here, considering this is a Battlefailed fort. I would expect to be on iteration 2 or 3 by now.

[Eric Blank]

You may actually have been redorfed. Lots of redorfing going on.

[Spish]

so, I am the guy making the armor, right?

Yeah, and Space K. is the one being dismissed as a lunatic.

[Mr Space Cat]

so, I am the guy making the armor, right?

Yeah, and Space K. is the one being dismissed as a lunatic.

Heh, I see what you did there.

Spoiler: Echoes from that other side of the Horrorfailed Forge (click to show/hide)

thunk

thunk

thunk

...Man, apparently an adamantine mace is not that good for hammering armor together.

This is a well-crafted copper breastplate. On it is an image of a dwarf. The dwarf is crudely fashioned and out of proportion...oh wait, it might be a hairy monkey. It's hard to tell, really. Maybe it's a tyrannosaur in a rocketship?

[Mego]

so, I am the guy making the armor, right?

Yeah, and Space K. is the one being dismissed as a lunatic.

I am so confused right now because of those two.