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[Silverlock]

I do love forts in evil biomes. There's nothing like a reanimation pit to keep the crossbowdwarves in practice shooting persistently undead kittens. Kitten husks. Huskittens.

That is so, so siggable.

[CatalystParadox]

My turn in Failcannon was Year 24. A lot of waiting was involved but it happened.

By the way: hellcannon had far less turns than that. Count them manually, Mego kept the numbers as if everyone (even those that skipped) had played.

Right, and in Failcannon, that was 24 ACTUAL turns.  And we all know the Battlefailed curse means that only maybe 1 in 3 turns actually gets played.

(At least a small update tonight guys, I swear )

[ThatAussieGuy]

Given the timeframe, I'm putting my money on some megaproject I manage to half-finish in my Year 20 turn killing the fort due to the guy after me neglecting it, the one after that finishing it incorrectly, and the following overseer turning it on and flooding the fortress in toxic liquids.

[Dinjoralo]

Hey guys, I left for a bit and-
...
What the hell is going on here? Dwarves getting in the fort? Dwarves being happy? Dwarves working? What the fuck happened when I was gone?

...So yeah, I did lose interest in this for a while, blame high-school and new games I want coming out. I don't think I'll do any more of my posthumous journal, unless another Dinj gets in the fort soon. I don't think anyone noticed my first one anyway.

[Mr Space Cat]

Hey guys, I left for a bit and-
...
What the hell is going on here? Dwarves getting in the fort? Dwarves being happy? Dwarves working? What the fuck happened when I was gone?

That right there is literary beauty.

[blarg552]

Woo! Migrants! Request redorfing when possible. Same thing. Name - Dorfitron. Profession - Totally Not A Robot.

[Mego]

Hey guys, I left for a bit and-
...
What the hell is going on here? Dwarves getting in the fort? Dwarves being happy? Dwarves working? What the fuck happened when I was gone?

That right there is literary beauty.

OP quote!

[Greasemunky]

Wow, things are looking up.
Prepare for the inevitable tragedy!

[Phlum]

how about we try to keep all our population at 10 or less. So that we can live safely behind our dead releatives who kill all those who try to disturb our peaceful acts of digging*.

footnote- may include terrible deaths, clowns, lack of peace

[Teneb]

Hey guys, I left for a bit and-
...
What the hell is going on here? Dwarves getting in the fort? Dwarves being happy? Dwarves working? What the fuck happened when I was gone?

That right there is literary beauty.

OP quote!

On it.

Also, you only need to ask for dwarfing once. Check the second post for more info. Only re-submit dwarfing stuff if you want to change something.

[Dinjoralo]

Oh wow, thanks! I wouldn't think that was OP-worthy, but then again, I'm a pessimistic assholePOOPY-HEAD.
^{_{JETSETRADIOOOOO}}

[StLeibowitz]

I...I made it inside the fortress? Despite providing covering fire for the others? 

I probably should have specified "male" when I requested dorfing, but whatever. This shall do. This shall do well...

[CatalystParadox]

(At least a small update tonight guys, I swear )

Obviously I meant tomorrow night... >.>

[Spish]

how about we try to keep all our population at 10 or less. So that we can live safely behind our dead releatives who kill all those who try to disturb our peaceful acts of digging*.

footnote- may include terrible deaths, clowns, lack of peace

I say we just vampinize the whole fortress and live alongside the undead. If you can't beat em...

[Dinjoralo]

I's okay, It'll still be the weekend, so I'll be able to see it as it's posted.