The Bronze Colossus Perngvir Anzr has come! A gigantic magic statue made of bronze and bent on mayhem.
The Bronze Colossus is caught in the fetid muck!
Perngvir Anzr, Bronze Colossus is slain.....
The Bronze Colossus shudders and begins to move!
Oh god, if a titan or somesuch appears on the map, and then goes gonzo, then... we are truly fucked. That's all there is to say about it.
You know what? I
will post the stupid black hole example, no matter how silly it seems to me.
This fortress, nay, all of the fortresses of the Battlefailed saga are essentially us all playing chicken with massive black holes. It's like, someone here researches to find the most large and unstable piece of spacetime motherfuckery they possibly can, then he goes and tries to get as many friends as he can convince to go with him, and it end up being a lot of friggin' people. And then, they all pitch in money to rent a space party cruiser, because it's the future, and they have those, and then we all go to the black hole and proceed to have the greatest fucking party in the history of the universe, while shuffling around who get's to be at the cruisers wheel playing chicken with this massive black hole. All the while, we keep throwing crap into the black hole, taunting it with our mad partying, until eventually we end up in the Event Horizon, and get sucked in, causing the black hole go critical, and absorb everything in the entire universe. And then we do it all over again, with a black hole that also has something even more treacherous surrounding it, because why the fuck not.
...Okay, I know that sounds incredibly fucking stupid, but I just wanted to put that out there.