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Author Topic: Horrorfailed the Battle-Cannon of Hell - Please do not feed the nobles  (Read 578576 times)

ThatAussieGuy

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Oh, sign me up for another turn.  I have plans once the fort's (probably) stable and well-populated. 

Edit:  Oh, and I'll need to be in the next Starting Seven, for obvious reasons.  Such clever, devious reasons...
« Last Edit: August 20, 2012, 02:20:25 am by ThatAussieGuy »
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CatalystParadox

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THE FORT HAS FALLEN, LONG LIVE THE FORT!

I called it! :-D  Embarking on evil in the new version are so much fun.

Unfortunately, you're presently running around babbling madly  Edit:  Sorry, you're presently running around naked and babbling madly.  Being locked inside with minimal food, water and the deaths of three of your friends probably made you somewhat upset.

Pity, I think I would have really enjoyed playing that character.  ESPECIALLY running around naked and babbling.
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I think El Presidente should lead the armed reclaim of our site. Black bronze everything, hammers only, let's roll.
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Megaman3321

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Hey guys, could I get turn 17 please? :D Knowing this place, I'll be the the 8th, maybe 9th player of the fort :P
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Oh, I guess it's my turn then.  I'll download the save later today.
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ThatAussieGuy

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Oh, I guess it's my turn then.  I'll download the save later today.

Good luck.  Bring hammers.  Big ones.

Dinjoralo

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Darn, and things looked like they were going swimmingly for what I think we were expecting. Or at least, what I was expecting. We didn't even get our first failed mood!

So, wait, what ended us, exactly? The Undead? The Nefarious Mist™? Dwarves just deciding that they're going to wake up and murder everyone?
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Darvi

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Hellcannon fell already?


Lets see if we can break any more records with this fort.
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ThatAussieGuy

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Darn, and things looked like they were going swimmingly for what I think we were expecting. Or at least, what I was expecting. We didn't even get our first failed mood!

So, wait, what ended us, exactly? The Undead? The Nefarious Mist™? Dwarves just deciding that they're going to wake up and murder everyone?

TAD pulped the local undead with a silver war hammer before going insane.  What killed us was the migrants all stepping in a pool of Nefarious Mist that had somehow settled atop the Fetid Muck.  They rotted and died shortly after reaching the fort.  The others fell to insanity.

Dinjoralo

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Hellcannon fell already?

Lets see if we can break any more records with this fort.
We might have broken a record for "Most uninhabitable embark documented". See TAG's post above mine.
« Last Edit: August 20, 2012, 10:42:14 am by Dinjoralo »
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Teneb

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Re: Horrorfailed the Battle-Cannon of Hell (BATTLEFAILED 4)
« Reply #85 on: August 20, 2012, 10:46:34 am »

Eric didn't mention that it was a zombie embark so I stuffed as many cats into the embark as possible. And that silver warhammer.

The Mechanism of Insanity is the group name, not the civ name.

Also, great job. I guess we should only consider this fort 100% dead when we get an ending fitting of a Battlefailed fortress.

Gizogin, please make sure the civ is The Sacrificial Sword when you embark.
« Last Edit: August 20, 2012, 10:50:19 am by Deathsword »
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Gizogin, please make sure the civ is The Sacrificial Sword when you embark.

Will do.

Edit:  Oh, and I'll need to be in the next Starting Seven, for obvious reasons.  Such clever, devious reasons...

Who else gets to be in the Reclaiming Seven?  I'm going to download the save now, and if nobody speaks up, I'll keep the starting seven the same as it was.

EDIT: Okay, the DFFD description says it has a tileset.  I've never used one before, so what do I need to do?  If possible, I'd prefer not to use a tileset.
« Last Edit: August 20, 2012, 10:52:53 am by Gizogin »
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Teneb

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Going to ask for a spot in the reclaim, then. Make me a butcher/tanner.
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inspiredsimji

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I'd like to request a turn and a dorfing, please!

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Gizogin

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Okay, two things:

1) It's a .rar.  I don't have anything to open a .rar with.

2) As I edited my last post to say, it has a tileset.  I don't know how to use a tileset.
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Quote from: franti
"Let's expose our military to zombie-dust so they can't feel pain. They don't NEED skin."
Quote from: Ipwnurmom221
One FB post. Many dick jokes. Pokemon. !!VOLCANO!!. Dwarven mood thingee. Derailment itself. Girlinhat's hat. Cuba. Karl Marx. This is why i love Bay12 forums.
The rest of my sig.
Fear the fluffballs
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