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[tahujdt]

I personally like 'Hellkitten'.

[the1337doofus]

I personally like 'Hellkitten'.

I like that idea. I vote for hellkitten!

[MDFification]

Why not reclaim the original Battlefailed now that it's been cleaned?

[Dark_T_Zeratul]

I think Wer9 was talking about reclaiming Horrorfailed.

[Ledi]

I personally like 'Hellkitten'.

The Crazy Cat Lady is intrigued by this idea. Especially in the wake of how the last fort died.

[Indricotherium]

Reading about my participation in the horrifically doomed defense of the fortress brought a smile to my face.

My dwarfing was everything I could have hoped for!

[EmeraldWind]

I personally like 'Hellkitten'.

The Crazy Cat Lady is intrigued by this idea. Especially in the wake of how the last fort died.

Ah yes. Cats leading the demons to the hiding dwarves. We expected treachery from within, but never did we expect to be betrayed by cats. On retrospect, this was is a massive oversight considering the species' temperament.

[Andreus]

Hey guys. Sorry I haven't been in touch lately.

Oh, did you kill the fort again? Cool.

[the1337doofus]

So.......
Is HorrorFailed kill?

[Spirallances_]

It appears that the entire thing has stopped/died/sent to Mexico with a bag over their head by the CIA

[laularukyrumo]

Let's wait until the next release comes, and then Battlefailed V: Hellkitten shall be erected!

Dibs on t1

[helf]

Sorry, guys. I fixed the PDF link. I forgot and had tidied up my Dropbox awhile back. Completely forgot That PDF was shared

[TalonisWolf]

I imagine, in the scene where Reason is knocked off the tower, everyone there was completely taken by the beauty of the giant cobalt cloud rolling across the land to take notice of the undead bird steadily zooming towards them.

You know, I understand the dwarves tossed reason to the wind long ago by ever coming here, but did we have to get him killed twice over?

Ah, how I love this little piece...

Thank you Kirby. Was there actually a dwarf named reason?


"There was once a dwarf named reason
He was accused of treason
For no dwarf has reason
So as not to have reason for treason
No matter the bloody season"

Someone, better this! I am TERRIBLE at rhyming and poetry.

[Dark_T_Zeratul]

There once was a dwarf named Reason
Who was logical in every season
He said they should trade
For what the elves had made
And he wound up hammered for treason

[the1337doofus]

There was once a dwarf named reason
Throughout winter he was freezin'
Come springtime, he was delighted at the season
With the elves he tried to trade
But he met his untimely end at the overseer's blade

I think I just took what Dark said and threw it on the ground, stomped out it's beauty, then shat all over it and turned it into the worst thing ever.