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[gchristopher]

FRICK! I'm going too slowly. I just got a reminder from Deathsword.

I'm very sorry, everyone. My turn came up during a time with too many real-life commitments to do it right. Please skip me and sign me up at the end of the turn list.

[Dark_T_Zeratul]

Damn. At this rate I might actually get another turn after all.

[Skribbblie]

Don't worry I'm sure you'll be reincarnated and get killed then raised as a zombie where a dwarf goes outside for a pig tail fiber sock and hell cut you up until your just a zombie hand and arm where you'll sit in a cage forever

Aww gee, thanks buddy. That makes me feel all !!warm!! and XXfuzzyXX inside.

[Spirallances_]

Yup and when the fort enevitably explodes you can be used as a weapon by some sort of demon

[tahujdt]

I'm covering this fort for DFBT (you can see a link in my sig), could someone please summarize this fort in something long, funny, and quotable?

[Spirallances_]

The speech that chris metzen did at blizzcon 2010 "geek is"

[Andreus]

I'm covering this fort for DFBT (you can see a link in my sig), could someone please summarize this fort in something long, funny, and quotable?

LET ME TELL YOU A STORY ABOUT THE HUMAN QUEEN OF DWARVES, YOU BEARDLESS TOAD.

ONE TIME THERE WAS A QUEEN WHO WAS A HUMAN AND ALSO AN INSANE GENOCIDAL BITCH. SHE SENT US TO A TINY SPIT OF ROCK BETWEEN THE BLUENESS OF MALODORS AND THE PLAINS OF OOZE SO WE'D ALL FUCKING DIE.

IT KINDA WORKED, BUT NOT IN ANYTHING LIKE THE WAY SHE INTENDED IT TO. SO FAR SHE'S TRIED IT FOUR TIMES AND IT STILL HASN'T STUCK.

[Spirallances_]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_uAbmka5Ko there the link for it

geek is: Horrorfailed

but if that's not enough I will write something although I cant guarantee how funny it'll be although I think it would be way better if someone who had been with the fort longer or had even been in other forts in the series.

[Dinjoralo]

Oh, things are still going on here. Did I die yet?

[CaptainArchmage]

Could someone sign me up for a turn? Please?

[tahujdt]

I'm covering this fort for DFBT (you can see a link in my sig), could someone please summarize this fort in something long, funny, and quotable?

LET ME TELL YOU A STORY ABOUT THE HUMAN QUEEN OF DWARVES, YOU BEARDLESS TOAD.

ONE TIME THERE WAS A QUEEN WHO WAS A HUMAN AND ALSO AN INSANE GENOCIDAL BITCH. SHE SENT US TO A TINY SPIT OF ROCK BETWEEN THE BLUENESS OF MALODORS AND THE PLAINS OF OOZE SO WE'D ALL FUCKING DIE.

IT KINDA WORKED, BUT NOT IN ANYTHING LIKE THE WAY SHE INTENDED IT TO. SO FAR SHE'S TRIED IT FOUR TIMES AND IT STILL HASN'T STUCK.

Not quite quotable enough, but I'll try it.

[laularukyrumo]

It is, though. If you haven't read the stories, you don't know just how glorious Andreus is.

Most of the shit that happened is his fault.

[the1337doofus]

So, I'm still not sure; Has there ever been a working cannon ever built in any of the forts?

[Eric Blank]

So, I'm still not sure; Has there ever been a working cannon ever built in any of the forts?

I don't think so. They all seem to fail hysterically. There was a flooding mechanism in Failcannon, but although it worked, I don't think it was in any way useful. Well, other than for flooding that big-ass hole made after the doomsday lever was pulled, pushing a dwarf in with the tide, and knocking a couple kobolds into the fort through the numerous holes in the ceiling. I guess it kinda failed, too...

[Spirallances_]

Consider the fort was named failcannon