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Author Topic: Stupid kids keep wandering outside and getting kidnapped while no one's looking.  (Read 5214 times)

christehchris

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Stupid kids keep wandering outside and getting kidnapped while no one's looking.
« on: August 17, 2012, 06:46:42 am »
Nobody really cares when they're gone, but when I reached 100 or so dwarves it started happening. How do I keep the brats inside?
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Kaiserr

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Re: Stupid kids keep wandering outside and getting kidnapped while no one's looking.
« Reply #1 on: August 17, 2012, 06:58:36 am »
I dunno.
You could organize a dwarven baby/child fight arena to cut down on the population and determine who gets to be in the military when they're older though  :P
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Quote from: Spinal_Taper on August 01, 2012, 05:08:51 am
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Re: Stupid kids keep wandering outside and getting kidnapped while no one's looking.
« Reply #2 on: August 17, 2012, 07:17:23 am »
You, Sir, are a genius!
This looks like a whole new form of mass pitting childcare.
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Re: Stupid kids keep wandering outside and getting kidnapped while no one's looking.
« Reply #3 on: August 17, 2012, 07:20:31 am »
Quote from: Iceflame on August 17, 2012, 07:17:23 am
You, Sir, are a genius!
This looks like a whole new form of mass pitting childcare.
Thank you very much good sir
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Quote from: Spinal_Taper on August 01, 2012, 05:08:51 am
Wait, you type with your feet? That's badass.
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Re: Stupid kids keep wandering outside and getting kidnapped while no one's looking.
« Reply #4 on: August 17, 2012, 07:48:14 am »
Or just break their legs so they can't go anywhere.

But i like Kaiserr's idea.
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Re: Stupid kids keep wandering outside and getting kidnapped while no one's looking.
« Reply #5 on: August 17, 2012, 07:51:30 am »
Maybe you could throw a few feral animals into the mix (Like wild ducks and small stuff) just for fun!
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Quote from: GoombaGeek on August 07, 2012, 11:46:09 pm
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Re: Stupid kids keep wandering outside and getting kidnapped while no one's looking.
« Reply #6 on: August 17, 2012, 08:38:02 am »
This might explain why the average dwarf is so insane by the time it reaches adulthood..
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Re: Stupid kids keep wandering outside and getting kidnapped while no one's looking.
« Reply #7 on: August 17, 2012, 08:58:05 am »
Quote from: Monk321654 on August 17, 2012, 07:51:30 am
Maybe you could throw a few feral animals into the mix (Like wild ducks and small stuff) just for fun!
Or, you try to add some Fun with captured and unarmed goblins.
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Re: Stupid kids keep wandering outside and getting kidnapped while no one's looking.
« Reply #8 on: August 17, 2012, 09:06:56 am »
no goblin are to large now kobolds are the perfect size and weight to be an easy weak punching bag for the bloodthirsty demonic hordes (AKA Children) but you will need to include a way of allowing the kids to escape to ensure they don't fall down from exhaustion and get one shot killed.
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christehchris

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Re: Stupid kids keep wandering outside and getting kidnapped while no one's looking.
« Reply #9 on: August 17, 2012, 09:41:48 am »
I have captured about 15 kobold thieves and ambushers so far, preparing the arena and locking the children and babies inside.
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Re: Stupid kids keep wandering outside and getting kidnapped while no one's looking.
« Reply #10 on: August 17, 2012, 10:05:33 am »
Did you remove the kobolds' daggers and teeth?
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Re: Stupid kids keep wandering outside and getting kidnapped while no one's looking.
« Reply #11 on: August 17, 2012, 10:19:17 am »
How the heck do you confiscate teeth?
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Re: Stupid kids keep wandering outside and getting kidnapped while no one's looking.
« Reply #12 on: August 17, 2012, 10:26:26 am »
Quote from: Joben on August 17, 2012, 10:19:17 am
How the heck do you confiscate teeth?
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Re: Stupid kids keep wandering outside and getting kidnapped while no one's looking.
« Reply #13 on: August 17, 2012, 10:34:10 am »
New position:  Hammerer/Dentist

(OK, they mostly do that anyway)

TEETH for the TEETH GOD!
GAUZE for the GAUZE THRONE!
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Re: Stupid kids keep wandering outside and getting kidnapped while no one's looking.
« Reply #14 on: August 17, 2012, 10:37:15 am »
Quote from: Joben on August 17, 2012, 10:19:17 am
How the heck do you confiscate teeth?
Minecarts loaded with dentists.
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