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[Fniff]

You are a rather generic unisexual (But vaguely manlike anyway) humanoid standing in a rather featureless room. A few questions arise.

Describe yourself. Name, clothes, hair style, gender, history, personality?
Describe your surroundings. Where exactly are you?
Describe your situation. Anything bad happening?

[NUKE9.13]

Describe yourself. Name, clothes, hair style, gender, history, personality?

Look I hardly see how that is relevant at the moment.

Describe your surroundings. Where exactly are you?

What? Why would- FINE. I am in a room. It appears to be featureless and white. There is a window behind me to my left.

Describe your situation. Anything bad happening?

ANYTHING BAD HAPPENING?

WH-

I JUST GOT SHOT

NOT SURE IF THAT QUALIFIES?

ANY OTHER QUESTIONS? MY FAVOURITE FOOD IS TOAST, DOES THAT HELP?

[Fniff]

Spoiler: Spoilered due to size (click to show/hide)

OI!

You, in front of the screen! Jesus, you look like a wreck! How long have you gone without sleeping, reading these stupid adventures in the middle of the night? Christ, don't you work!?



Anyway, stop being vague! Do you know how stupidly difficult it is to score chicks (Or men, since you haven't given me a gender, you bastard!) without personality, history or appearance beyond a liking to toast!? And do you know how annoying it is to be trapped in a room with no visible way out and no memory up to this point of how I got here? Stop roleplaying/trolling and get me a proper character.

No offense meant, our protagonist (You, sort of...) is complaining about his working conditions. Sorry for the inconvenience, I'll stop him (You?) from forming a union for forum game protagonists.

[NUKE9.13]

Spoiler: Spoilered due to size (click to show/hide)

OI!

You, in front of the screen! Jesus, you look like a wreck! How long have you gone without sleeping, reading these stupid adventures in the middle of the night? Christ, don't you work!?



Anyway, stop being vague! Do you know how stupidly difficult it is to score chicks (Or men, since you haven't given me a gender, you bastard!) without personality, history or appearance beyond a liking to toast!? And do you know how annoying it is to be trapped in a room with no visible way out and no memory up to this point of how I got here? Stop roleplaying/trolling and get me a proper character.

No offense meant, our protagonist (You, sort of...) is complaining about his working conditions. Sorry for the inconvenience, I'll stop him (You?) from forming a union for forum game protagonists.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

What's all this then?
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OH WELL EXCUUUUSE ME, PRINCESS.
SORRY FOR TRYING TO EJECT SOME MYSTERY INTO THE SITUATION.

Clearly I have intruded where I am not welcome.

GUESS I'LL BE OFF THEN.

SORRY FOR WASTING YOUR TIME

[/allingoodfun]

[Fniff]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

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This toast was meant to congratulate you when you followed my precise orders, which were to be as clear as possible in describing myself, so that we can have a, you know, AN ACTUAL FORUM GAME YOU DUMBASS.

Looks like I get the toast and you get nothing. Oh, and nice MS Paint there. Looks... pretty terrible! HAH!

Welp, that's my triumphant return to forum games knackered. My protagonist has gone rogue and I've peeved the only person to post thus far. This was probably a bad idea.

(OOC: Could more people post? There's 42 views, there must be someone who has an idea.)

[King DZA]

Fear not, bald unremarkable protagonist! I shall save this adventure with a large helping of rushed ideas and a nigh-lethal dosage of imagination!

Your name is Rralph (heavy emphasis on the second 'R'). You are a female albino with short, patchy hair. You wear a wife beater, purple speedo, snow gloves, and galoshes.

You've spent the majority of your eighteen-year-long life being raised by koalas after your mother discarded you as an infant. You and your koala family regularly go on wondrous adventures together, where you learn about the true meaning of friendship, the importance of sharing, and other generic children's show virtues.

You are blissfully cheerful at all hours of the day, every day. That isn't always the case with your other personalities, however. I mentioned that you also suffer from a severe case of Disassociative Personality Disorder, right?

You and your koala kin are currently holding a friendly meeting in a treehouse you found in the backyard you broke into just ten minutes ago. It looks like things are going to have to be put on hold, though. As the owners of the property are very upset that you violently threw their children out of the treehouse and refuse to leave the vicinity.

How's that?

[killerhellhound]

Fear not, bald unremarkable protagonist! I shall save this adventure with a large helping of rushed ideas and a nigh-lethal dosage of imagination!

Your name is Rralph (heavy emphasis on the second 'R'). You are a female albino with short, patchy hair. You wear a wife beater, purple speedo, snow gloves, and galoshes.

You've spent the majority of your eighteen-year-long life being raised by koalas after your mother discarded you as an infant. You and your koala family regularly go on wondrous adventures together, where you learn about the true meaning of friendship, the importance of sharing, and other generic children's show virtues.

You are blissfully cheerful at all hours of the day, every day. That isn't always the case with your other personalities, however. I mentioned that you also suffer from a severe case of Disassociative Personality Disorder, right?

You and your koala kin are currently holding a friendly meeting in a treehouse you found in the backyard you broke into just ten minutes ago. It looks like things are going to have to be put on hold, though. As the owners of the property are very upset that you violently threw their children out of the treehouse and refuse to leave the vicinity.

How's that?

I didn,t think this fourm could creep me out any more, the king has proved me wrong