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Author Topic: Gentlemanne of Natural Philosophie!  (Read 13794 times)

Gamerlord

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Re: Gentlemanne of Natural Philosophie!
« Reply #90 on: August 22, 2012, 09:13:37 am »

And don't forget to stroke your own face when you see your reflection, to make them think you're just eccentric.

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Re: Gentlemanne of Natural Philosophie!
« Reply #91 on: August 22, 2012, 09:23:27 am »

I am going to have to veto the face-stroking. We have an image to maintain!
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He immediately begins to beavergoat the man quite thoroughly! At the very beginning, the man is mystified by James' actions, but his face quickly becomes a mask of horror when the procedure starts!

"OH GODS WHY? WHYYY?"

After a twenty minute session, the man is left white as a sheet, hairless and completely and utterly dead. James congratulates himself on a job well done!

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Re: Gentlemanne of Natural Philosophie!
« Reply #92 on: August 22, 2012, 09:52:08 am »

I support face-molestation.
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Phlum

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Re: Gentlemanne of Natural Philosophie!
« Reply #93 on: August 22, 2012, 10:09:03 am »

we are a gentlemenn not some lowly ape!
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Re: Gentlemanne of Natural Philosophie!
« Reply #94 on: August 22, 2012, 10:20:27 am »

An oversight which can be easily corrected.

Imagine! Our genius mind inserted into the body of a mighty ape! We will be a prodigious Gentleappe of Natural Philosphie.
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Re: Gentlemanne of Natural Philosophie!
« Reply #95 on: August 22, 2012, 10:21:22 am »

yes, that's geinius, finish at the drugs store and go to the zoo!
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Re: Gentlemanne of Natural Philosophie!
« Reply #96 on: August 22, 2012, 12:57:53 pm »

Not to mention preserving liquids.
Also, various chemical supplies. Formaldehyde, nitric acid, amoniac...
Inquire as to the price of: pain-relievers, soporifics, solvents, and disinfectants.
You purchase a host of basic medical and chemical supplies. It sets you back thirty pounds, but you shouldn't be wanting for ingredients for a few months.

Basic Medical Supplies, Basic Chemical Supplies purchased. £30 spent.

I support face-molestation.
I am going to have to veto the face-stroking. We have an image to maintain!
You spend some time considering the pros and cons of face-stroking. Probably not worth the hassle.

yes, that's geinius, finish at the drugs store and go to the zoo!
Insanity! For a small town like this to have a Zoological society? The Royal Menagerie in the City is the closest thing to a 'public zoo' there is, and the Institute will surely note if you spend too much time there.

It is four days since you returned home. It is the afternoon. You are in the Town. What do you do?



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Re: Gentlemanne of Natural Philosophie!
« Reply #97 on: August 22, 2012, 03:30:51 pm »

We should look for a homeless guy and convince him to "assist" us with our study of medicine. If this fails, there's always the cemetery and it should be dark soon.
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or maybe Valve goes out of business because they invested too heavily in something which then fails - like, say, human civilization.
Alternatively, initiate strife to refuse additional baked goods, and then abscond.

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Re: Gentlemanne of Natural Philosophie!
« Reply #98 on: August 22, 2012, 03:45:03 pm »

I feel that a lightning powered stroking human machine hybrid monster is something we are now in need of.
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Re: Gentlemanne of Natural Philosophie!
« Reply #99 on: August 22, 2012, 03:55:30 pm »

We should look for a homeless guy and convince him to "assist" us with our study of medicine. If this fails, there's always the cemetery and it should be dark soon.

Nah. Let's save the homeless for later. Graveyard first.
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He immediately begins to beavergoat the man quite thoroughly! At the very beginning, the man is mystified by James' actions, but his face quickly becomes a mask of horror when the procedure starts!

"OH GODS WHY? WHYYY?"

After a twenty minute session, the man is left white as a sheet, hairless and completely and utterly dead. James congratulates himself on a job well done!

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Re: Gentlemanne of Natural Philosophie!
« Reply #100 on: August 22, 2012, 11:07:02 pm »

Nah. Let's save the homeless for later. Graveyard first.
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Re: Gentlemanne of Natural Philosophie!
« Reply #101 on: August 23, 2012, 03:08:02 am »

I feel that a lightning powered stroking human machine hybrid monster is something we are now in need of.
This sounds better. +1
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Re: Gentlemanne of Natural Philosophie!
« Reply #102 on: August 23, 2012, 05:11:42 am »

I think that homeless (preferably female ) is much better company than corpses. And far less likely to get us problems

I support an attempt to find an assitant, and then go home, whatever results. Corpse digging looks too unsafe
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Re: Gentlemanne of Natural Philosophie!
« Reply #103 on: August 23, 2012, 07:45:33 pm »

your right. why dig for corpses when we can at least have someone else do it for us. find someone poor and desperate, preferably with a fatal disease that we can cure to earn their loyalty. Either way, don't use someone who would be missed.
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Compromise position: Turn the mother bear, train the babies to use pyromancy and then eat Alice.
Right, the !!☼ARMCHAIR☼!!. I forgot.

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Re: Gentlemanne of Natural Philosophie!
« Reply #104 on: August 23, 2012, 10:17:51 pm »

I feel that a lightning powered stroking human machine hybrid monster is something we are now in need of.
This sounds better. +1
This.
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