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Author Topic: Delving the Tomb of Horrors: Lincoln is no match for Acererak!  (Read 374744 times)

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Re: Delving the Tomb of Horrors: Lincoln is no match for Acererak!
« Reply #1755 on: March 04, 2013, 03:27:10 pm »

"God Damn it guys!"
Ethereal walk, try to get out.

Excellent...
Good thing I'm being the Guinea pig!
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Re: Delving the Tomb of Horrors: Lincoln is no match for Acererak!
« Reply #1756 on: March 04, 2013, 03:55:29 pm »

Return to the party. Taunt the bubble people with my nudity.
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Re: Delving the Tomb of Horrors: Lincoln is no match for Acererak!
« Reply #1757 on: March 04, 2013, 04:04:32 pm »

"God Damn it guys!"
Ethereal walk, try to get out.
I know, right? Although if it's a force effect in the D&D sense, ethereality doesn't permit you to get through it.

Excellent...
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Re: Delving the Tomb of Horrors: Lincoln is no match for Acererak!
« Reply #1758 on: March 04, 2013, 05:33:57 pm »

crush the gem with the pommel of my sword. CRUSH THE DAMN THING NOW!!!! *desperation mode activate*
« Last Edit: March 04, 2013, 06:04:05 pm by kahn1234 »
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Re: Delving the Tomb of Horrors: Lincoln is no match for Acererak!
« Reply #1759 on: March 04, 2013, 05:36:31 pm »

"God Damn it guys!"
Ethereal walk, try to get out.
I know, right? Although if it's a force effect in the D&D sense, ethereality doesn't permit you to get through it.

Excellent...

I kinda want to make the next turn now, what with all the hilarity going on...
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Re: Delving the Tomb of Horrors: Lincoln is no match for Acererak!
« Reply #1760 on: March 04, 2013, 05:39:08 pm »

I recommend cutting open the guy who ate the gem and then crushing it. As for the bubble, dispel magic or wait for 3 days :P.

As for me, I will use Detect Magic again on the middle door (There was a middle door, right?) and do the same as with the left. If there isn't a middle door, enter right door and use detect magic on sarcophagus and open it if there's no magic, but keep staff as the ready if something does come out.
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Re: Delving the Tomb of Horrors: Lincoln is no match for Acererak!
« Reply #1761 on: March 04, 2013, 05:57:46 pm »

Catch up to the next group of adventurers with Party ESP.
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Re: Delving the Tomb of Horrors: Lincoln is no match for Acererak!
« Reply #1762 on: March 04, 2013, 06:05:22 pm »

i'm going to die, aren't I?

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Re: Delving the Tomb of Horrors: Lincoln is no match for Acererak!
« Reply #1763 on: March 04, 2013, 06:08:45 pm »

Not if you're clever and get go- BWAHAHAHAHAHA.

I can't say that with a straight face. Though you might possibly be less screwed tagging along with anailater. Possibly.
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Re: Delving the Tomb of Horrors: Lincoln is no match for Acererak!
« Reply #1764 on: March 04, 2013, 06:14:27 pm »

((Hooray! only a 90% chance of death for me!))
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Re: Delving the Tomb of Horrors: Lincoln is no match for Acererak!
« Reply #1765 on: March 04, 2013, 06:17:08 pm »

Hey I've made it clear I'm here to cause havoc most of the time. I'll help when it's important but most of the time? NAAAAHHH also remember Cairn is effectively immortal theretofore he (and by extension me) couldn't give less than a shit about dying. Also seriously how many pieces are we going to end up in by the end of this?
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I (somehow) wield a marble coffin that i fill with the corpses of all I have slain (to make an already heavy object even heavier) in one hand, and the other holds a book made out out of fucking platinum. The book can crush skulls, and the coffin grows ever stronger and now that is has a few dead dragons in it, it sends people flying a mile backwards to explode in a pile of gore. Gore which I then place into the coffin,

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Re: Delving the Tomb of Horrors: Lincoln is no match for Acererak!
« Reply #1766 on: March 04, 2013, 10:32:35 pm »

"God Damn it guys!"
Ethereal walk, try to get out.
[18]An excellent idea! Unfortunately, this is the tomb of horrors, and they've thought of that.
1d100:[86]
A giant, muscular demon with four arms, each ending in a horrifying weapon, towers over you in the ethereal realm. The Creature spots you immediately and swoops upon you. [18]1 damage
Yeah, turns out the etheral plane is guarded, too. As the spell expires, a mutilated wizard corpse appears just outside the bubble. So, look on the bright side, at least you aren't trapped any more.

Return to the party. Taunt the bubble people with my nudity.
Yep, that is some fine taunting. Of course, they're a bit preoccupied by the impending doom brought upon them by the wishing gem.

crush the gem with the pommel of my sword. CRUSH THE DAMN THING NOW!!!! *desperation mode activate*
[2] Unfortunately, it's a very sturdy gem. It's also glowing even hotter now.

I recommend cutting open the guy who ate the gem and then crushing it. As for the bubble, dispel magic or wait for 3 days :P.

As for me, I will use Detect Magic again on the middle door (There was a middle door, right?) and do the same as with the left. If there isn't a middle door, enter right door and use detect magic on sarcophagus and open it if there's no magic, but keep staff as the ready if something does come out.
[17] It detects free of magic, and you open the door.
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Welcome to the pillar room. Watch your step, the floor is covered with chunks of adventurer.

And finally, the Gem of wishing does what we all knew it was going to do, it explodes. The two people still in the force bubble are caught in the explosion. Let's see if they can save out of it:
[8][3+5]
Nope. 100 damage
After exploding and reducing the adventurers to ash covered bone, the gem dissolves into a viscous purple slop. Ewwwww...
« Last Edit: March 04, 2013, 10:36:53 pm by greymountain_Sage »
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Re: Delving the Tomb of Horrors: Lincoln is no match for Acererak!
« Reply #1767 on: March 04, 2013, 10:44:27 pm »

DAAAAAMN. Uhhhh well fuck Cairn runs into the dungeon chased by a gigantic army of bears snakes and wolves. (Let the traps kill them I say) finding his way back to where he was. Also Items: Lantern, Lockpicks and a Grappling Hook. The usual. (No unless you want to be really assholeish I expect those animals to be dead by the time Cairn reaches the party.)
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I (somehow) wield a marble coffin that i fill with the corpses of all I have slain (to make an already heavy object even heavier) in one hand, and the other holds a book made out out of fucking platinum. The book can crush skulls, and the coffin grows ever stronger and now that is has a few dead dragons in it, it sends people flying a mile backwards to explode in a pile of gore. Gore which I then place into the coffin,

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Re: Delving the Tomb of Horrors: Lincoln is no match for Acererak!
« Reply #1768 on: March 04, 2013, 10:46:53 pm »

DAAAAAMN. Uhhhh well fuck Cairn runs into the dungeon chased by a gigantic army of bears snakes and wolves. (Let the traps kill them I say) finding his way back to where he was. Also Items: Lantern, Lockpicks and a Grappling Hook. The usual. (No unless you want to be really assholeish I expect those animals to be dead by the time Cairn reaches the party.)
I could fuse them all together into a supermutant bear/wolf with hundreds of snakes coming off of its skin, but fortunately for you, I'm much too lazy to actually stat that thing up.
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Re: Delving the Tomb of Horrors: Lincoln is no match for Acererak!
« Reply #1769 on: March 04, 2013, 10:48:56 pm »

Loot chunks of adventurer. Search for nondangerous exits.
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