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[zacen299]

Well you would be if Usec's life didn't keep stopping him from posting.....

[GreatWyrmGold]

Aw. That makes me feel sad.

Here's hoping that USEC's life gets less muddled and busy, for his sake and ours!

[USEC_OFFICER]

Cast Bane on the Golem. Attempt to curse it with jammed rollers!

[19] You Bane the golem. Its rollers quickly jam on... uh... something. Sea-Wolf's flint and tinder, I guess. Either that or the golem's construction is exceptionally shoddy, which is also an option.

I bear down on the golem and sideswipe it

[AUTOSUCCESS] The golem is too large to get around it, so you'll just have to be content with a frontswipe. 1 damage

“ I SHALL MELT STONE! ”
Melt stone!

[19]

...

Bugger you.

You quickly create another fireball, but this time concentrate it's power into as small as space as possible. The intense, flaming ball of fire effortlessly burns its way through most of the the golem, spewing out of it's rear like explosive diarrhoea. Ew. 1 fire

GOLEM! DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE MY ASS!

Stab golem.

[AUTOSUCCESS] I was going to make a joke about you stabbing the golem with your ass, but it was tasteless and unfunny. Exceptionally tasteless and unfunny, that is. I did just make a poop joke. 1 damage

Without even looking up from his cheese, Razdak fires a Dumbfire Magic Missile at the golem.

[15] Razdak must be a master marksrodent, because his dumbfire magic missile manages to strike the golem right between the eyes! Mind you he wasn't exactly aiming, so maybe it's just dumb luck, but I hope not. 1 force

Compose some pirate-y one-liners, then throw something else at the golem.

"Y'arr... Uh..."

Muttering some suitably sailory one-liners underneath your breath, you search through your pack and pull out...

Ten-feet of Rope. It'll have to do.

[AUTOSUCCESS] Of course, being a Fighter Pirate, it does manage to damage the golem. Somehow. 1 damage

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

With a mighty burst of thunder the golem fractures into a thousand pieces, spraying Nikolai and Claw with (non) lethal shrapnel. As the dust clears, all that's left are two dejected looking (and very fractured) rollers.

...

Man, that was some rope, eh?

Suddenly become a cousin Ned and jump into the manhole, following Wall II.
Edit: Greatly urge everybody else to follow suit.

I'm gonna continue down the hall, searching for traps and secret doors, following any turns in the passage, and only stopping when I come across traps, enemies, a branch in the path, or anything else that would seriously impede my progress(Sphere of annihilation, puzzle door, sheer drop, etc.)

Go down the manhole and explore.

Follow after Wall II.

Karnii, Wall II, Kira and Cairn all decide to go bugger the golem and have a party down in the manhole. That sounded much better in my head. Trust me.

After turning the corner in the passageway, the mini-party encounters another hallway. Exciting eh? However forty feet down the end of this hallway:

A door forged of gleaming metallic alloy with massive reinforced hinges bars passage beyond this point. Three vertical slots mar the door’s surface at waist height. Each slot is about 1 inch wide and 3 inches long.

[9 + 5] Finding no traps in the hallway with his roll, Wall II cautiously approaches the door and inspects it. The door looks like the kind of thing that could keep out an entire army if it was made of mere iron and wood, but knowing Acererak it's probably made out of something stronger and more exotic. The door itself is completely unadorned except for a couple of structural enhancements to make it even stronger, though oddly enough it lacks a handle. Odd. Anyways short of magic or some impressive feat of engineering, the only way through this door is by picking its lock. Somehow.

Count me in.

Spoiler: Kenthokk (click to show/hide)

(Based on my first D&D character, ever)
Race: Half-orc
Gender: Male
Class: Barbarian (fighter)
Weapons: Greataxe, Longbow (composite)
All set to go?

Kenthokk the Barbarian saunters up to the entrance to the tomb, glad to finally have a dungeon that will truly test his mettle. Mind you, he completely lacks any items despite his 6 item carrying capacity, but I imagine that a quick trip to Badend would rectify this problem.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

It's forty feet and a door. Use your bloody imagination.

Spoiler: Brave Adventurers (click to show/hide)

Name: Tybar Whurthic
Player: Azthor
Gender: Male
Class: Fighter

HP: 3/3

Items: mining equipment, waterskins (water), rations, torch



Name: Midna
Player: Solifuge
Gender: Female
Class: Ranger (Fighter)
Race: Dwarf

HP: 3/3

Weapons: Flaming Axe (+2 Fire), Brace of Handaxes, Mirror Shield
Armour: Ringmail, Goggles of Nothingness

Items: Torch, Smokesticks, Map, Ganderson Thugsley (Badass Goose), Booze



Name: Tank
Player: killerhellhound
Gender:
Class: Fighter
Race: Minotaur

HP: 3/3

Weapons: Battle Axe/Throwing Axes (5 Axes)
Armour: Orkish Steal(en?) Armour, Dwarven Shield.

Items: Steak, Spare Axes (5 Axes), Rope, Torches, Scroll of Ethereal Walk, Scroll of See Invisibility, Healing Potion



Name: Nikolai L'Carpetron
Player: Tsuchigumo550
Gender: Male
Class: Fighter
Race: Kitsune

HP: 3/3

Weapons: Fancy Two-handed Sword
Armour: Leather Pants, "L'Carpetron" Nametag

Items: Brimstone torch, a striker, Leather Pants, 50 GP, 2 Sapphires


Name: Claw
Player: Akhier the Dragon hearted
Gender: Male
Class: Fighter

HP: 3/3

Weapons: Mutated Bear Hands, Puns

Items: None


Name: Sea-Wolf
Player: rabidgam3r
Gender: Male
Class: Pirate (Fighter)

HP: 3/3

Weapons: Cutlass with Ivory Handle
Armour: Fancy clothes, Over-Sized Tricorn.

Items: Bottle of Booze, Parrot Named Beaky.


Name: Kira
Player: kahn1234
Gender: Female
Class: Valkyrie (Fighter)

HP: 3/3

Weapons: Steel Hand-and-a-Half Sword, Steel Round Shield
Armour: Steel Plated Battle Lingerie

Items: Lamp, Lamp oil, Flint and tinder, Rope, Rations and water for 1 week.


Name: Kenthokk
Player: GreatWyrmGold
Gender: Male
Class: Barbarian (Fighter)

HP: 3/3

Weapons: Greataxe, Composite Longbow (20 arrows)

Items: None! You can get some generic ones in Badend.



Name: Kazard McDermeth
Player: Zako
Gender: Male
Class: Rogue

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Short Sword/Crossbow (27 bolts)
Armour: Studded Leather

Items: Rope, Gem of Trueseeing, Torches, Ten Foot Pole


Name: Karas Sirenna UNIT-003
Player: Kestel_6
Gender:
Class: Rogue

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Rapier/Hand Crossbow (30 Bolts)

Items: Rope



Name: Hanslandia
Player: Hanslanda
Gender: Female
Class: Rogue

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Short Sword/Short Bow (29 arrows)
Armour: Studded Leather Armour, Stylish Black Hood

Items: Grappling Hook on Rope, Assorted Thievery Kit, Gold Purse (59 GP), 3 Viper Statues


Name: Cairn
Player: Zacen299
Gender: Male
Class: Rogue

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Arming Sword, Dagger/Throwing Knives (24 Knives)
Armour: Leather Armour, Large Cloak Fully Able to Wrap around his Body.

Items: 10 foot pole


Name: Wall II
Player: greymountain_Sage
Gender: Male
Class: Rogue Trap Roomba

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Throwing Knives (12 Knives)

Items: Grappling hook on a rope, Lantern



Name: Gramjir
Player: Lich180
Gender: male
Class: mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Silver Mace/Wizards Staff (20 charges)
Armour: Silver Chainmail

Spells: Cure Wounds, Dispel Magic, Frostbolt, Ethereal Walk, Feather Fall

Items: Food/Drink for a week, torch



Name: Dr. Malpracteece
Player: Geen
Gender: male
Class: mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Dagger/Generic Wand of Ranged Killiness (20 charges)

Spells: Create Undead, Fire Wall, Detect Magic, Dispel Magic, Magic Missile

Items: Torch, Bottle of Oil



Name: Naj
Player: TaiwaneseRedneck
Gender: male
Class: mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Spiked Mace/Needle Crossbow (40 needles)
Armour: Red Mage Plate

Spells: Long Light (No one thought of this?), Lightning, Cause Wounds, Detect Invisibility, Remove Invisibility

Items:  Liquid Pitchblende, Rope



Name: Malaken
Player: Vorthon
Gender: Male
Class: Mage Shaman
Race: Tabaxi

HP: 1/1

Weapons: CudgelCeremonial Whoop-ass Stick, Pimp-Mummy Hand (+2 to hit, MUMMY ROT)/Blowgun (15 Darts)
Armour: Loincloth, Crown of +1 Badassery, Zombie Leather Rib-Jacket

Spells:  Summon Ancestral Spirits, Heal, Floating Light, Bane, Fireball

Items: Tribal Totem, Gold Pouch (169GP)


Name: Corvus
Player: Myroc
Gender: Male
Class: Mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Spear/Wand of Summon Pointy Implement (8 Charges)
Armour: Trenchcoat

Spells: Detect Magic, Light, Teleport, Stoneskin, Mage Hand

Items: 50ft Rope, Shaving Blade



Name: Razdak
Player: Kadzar
Gender: Male
Class: Shaman (Mage)
Race: Awakened Mouse

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Cuteness (25 D'awww)
Armour: Head Feather, Body Paint

Spells: Create Anvil, Anchor Objects, Animate Object, Gust of Wind, Dumbfire Magic Missile

Items: Barovian Roquefort


Name: Jake
Player: Scelly9
Gender: Male
Class: Mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Dagger of Stabbing/Wand of Mild Boils (30 charges)
Armour: Hat of Better Spells, Leather Chestpiece

Spells: Light, Spell of Mild Radiation, Fireball, Random Weather, Spell of Mild Explosiveness

Items: Spellbook


Name: Kadvega Montalka
Player: Anailater
Gender: Male
Class: Mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Spear
Armour: Chest Plate Armour

Spells: Fireball, Wild magic (Not any more!), Ethereal Walk, Feather Fall, Summon Bigger Fish

Items: 20 GP


Name: Karnii
Player: flameboy99
Gender: Male
Class: Mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Staff
Armour: Robe

Spells: Fireball, Detect Magic, Magic Missile, Push

Items: Poison Potion, Fire Potion

Spoiler: Potion Coffer (click to show/hide)

10 Healing Potions

Here's hoping that USEC's life gets less muddled and busy, for his sake and ours!

I hope so to.

Anyways, here's a promise: The next turn will be on Thursday or Friday. Got an interview to prepare for on Wednesday, so I'll be busy till then, but unless I'm full of shit (spoilers: I am) I get the turn out before Saturday.

[rabidgam3r]

Collect rope and tinder, name rope 'Stonesmashers the Deadly Coil', then follow someone.

[anailater]

"I MELTED STONE!"
Have a hearty chuckle, follow the others, let everyone else go down passage ways first.

[Akhier the Dragon hearted]

Go back down the corridor that the golem rolled out of and search it

[Vorthon]

Follow the rest of the party, and try casting Summon Ancestral Spirits and asking them to scout beyond the door. After making a small sacrifice of coins to appease them. (Or, in more meta-gamey terms; to hopefully get a bonus to my roll. )

[Kadzar]

Razdak puts away his cheese and scurries down the golem corridor.

[Tsuchigumo550]

I am... unclean.
Stand around. Loiter. Take up space and resources.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Oh, I can get free items? Missed that.

Head back to town a bit sheepishly, procuring:
-As much rope as possible (no more than one item slot)
-A grappling hook
-A miner's pick
-A climber's kit

Once these have been obtained, return to the dungeon and examine the entrance.

[flame99]

Use Magic Missile to knock some rocks off of a nearby wall, and try to use push to make it fit the hole. Then put said rock into the hole.

[zacen299]

Poke at the holes with my daggers. If I can somehow pick the door do so instead.

[Tsuchigumo550]

Oh, grab a single healing potion, THEN loiter.

[greymountain_Sage]

I start sticking things into the slots. Anything that will fit. Coins, swords, rings, particularly thin adventurers, whatever I can get my hands on.

[Tsuchigumo550]

Oi. Hands off the tail.