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[Tsuchigumo550]

CONTINUE TO GNAW AT UNFLESH, FOR I CRAVE IT'S ETHEREAL FLAVOR!

Oh wait they're dead. Try to gnaw, and if that dosen't work, follow... someone who looks like they know what they're doing.

[Vorthon]

INHALE THE DRUGS. PAAAAAARTY TIME.

[Akhier the Dragon hearted]

   If the party expected to finish this place even in D&D the trap should not have hit that many people. Then again most don't expect to finish it in one character. Anyway Help wake and or move Wall II so as there is no squashing action going on

[Kadzar]

Razdak tries to blow Wall II out of the way with a Gust of Wind and scare the elephant golem with his mousiness.

[kahn1234]

Try to summon Odin,Thor and his hammer Mjolnir. If successful, tell them to smash the stone golem into itty bitty pieces.

[kahn1234]

shameless bump by the Itty Bitty Tittie Committee 

[USEC_OFFICER]

"Yeah, I'm a badass."
Continue to stand heroically,if i can get to the steam roller doom guys and then hold my breath long enough to pull one o them out, do that.

Taking only a few moments to pose heroically, you then dash off to help the steamroller doom guy AKA Wall II.

[13] Not bad, not bad. You manage to drag Wall II back by five whole feet. To be fair, he did exceed your carrying capacities, what with you being a mage and all.

Inspect the room, trying to find any doors, chests, traps, etc. Probably a better job for a rouge, but I haven't got much else better to do. Also, the headache thing is because I'm prone to headaches and rock songs always trigger them for me.

[5] You find absolutely nothing special in the room. Zero, zip, nada. Definitively nothing in here.

INHALE THE DRUGS.

[7] What? Are you crazy? Besides, there's barely enough smoke there to get high in the first place.

Kick Wall II in the nuts for falling asleep and forcing me to reincarnate AGAIN!

[12] You know, you could always abandon Wall II and just... run away? Just a thought, mind you, since I know that you'll stick with Wall till the bitter, squishy end.

...

Then again, you did just kick him in the nuts...

I'm going to try and wake up. Hopefully, being kicked in the nuts will help.
If I wake up, I run for that manhole thingy.

[7 + 2] Nope. Still asleep. Being kicked in the nuts helped, but not enough. It also turned your dream from one involving nubile young women, to one involving more pain and terror. Just, you know, if you're wondering or something.

CONTINUE TO GNAW AT UNFLESH, FOR I CRAVE IT'S ETHEREAL FLAVOR!

Oh wait they're dead. Try to gnaw, and if that dosen't work, follow... someone who looks like they know what they're doing.

You quickly become racked with indecision, since several people look like they know what they're doing.

INHALE THE DRUGS. PAAAAAARTY TIME.

Malaken is not one of them.

[7] You too also fail to get high from the drugs. Possibly because they were Ghost Drugs! Or more probably because they've been dispersed to the high winds by the time you got to them.

Help wake and or move Wall II so as there is no squashing action going on

[8] You... I don't know. You decide to tag around with Kadvega or something. Maybe you're too over-awed by his heroicness?

Razdak tries to blow Wall II out of the way with a Gust of Wind and scare the elephant golem with his mousiness.

[19] With a mighty gust of wind you blow everyone backwards, throwing them out of the way of the elephant golem and into the main hallway. Yay!

The golem, seeing the fearsome and terrible visage of Razdak, begins to quickly back down the hallway, accompanied by a obnoxious beeping noise.

BEEP _{BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP...}

Oh, and Wall II wakes up, because I know that otherwise we'll spend half a turn trying to wake him.

Try to summon Odin,Thor and his hammer Mjolnir. If successful, tell them to smash the stone golem into itty bitty pieces.

[12] Normally I wouldn't allow this, so I won't.

Unfortunately Odin and Thor don't listen to your summons, partly because they're gods and have some important wenching/boozing to do, and mostly because you're trying to summon them. Geez, you could at least ask politely first. Not that it'll work, per say, but at least it'll be more polite.

Spoiler: Brave Adventurers (click to show/hide)

Name: Tybar Whurthic
Player: Azthor
Gender: Male
Class: Fighter

HP: 3/3

Items: mining equipment, waterskins (water), rations, torch



Name: Midna
Player: Solifuge
Gender: Female
Class: Ranger (Fighter)
Race: Dwarf

HP: 3/3

Weapons: Flaming Axe (+2 Fire), Brace of Handaxes, Mirror Shield
Armour: Ringmail, Goggles of Nothingness

Items: Torch, Smokesticks, Map, Ganderson Thugsley (Badass Goose), Booze



Name: Tank
Player: killerhellhound
Gender:
Class: Fighter
Race: Minotaur

HP: 3/3

Weapons: Battle Axe/Throwing Axes (5 Axes)
Armour: Orkish Steal(en?) Armour, Dwarven Shield.

Items: Steak, Spare Axes (5 Axes), Rope, Torches, Scroll of Ethereal Walk, Scroll of See Invisibility, Healing Potion



Name: Nikolai L'Carpetron
Player: Tsuchigumo550
Gender: Male
Class: Fighter
Race: Kitsune

HP: 3/3

Weapons: Fancy Two-handed Sword
Armour: Leather Pants, "L'Carpetron" Nametag

Items: Brimstone torch, a striker, Leather Pants, 50 GP, 2 Sapphires


Name: Claw
Player: Akhier the Dragon hearted
Gender: Male
Class: Fighter

HP: 3/3

Weapons: Mutated Bear Hands, Puns

Items: None


Name: Sea-Wolf
Player: rabidgam3r
Gender: Male
Class: Pirate (Fighter)

HP: 3/3

Weapons: Cutlass with Ivory Handle
Armour: Fancy clothes, Over-Sized Tricorn.

Items: Flint and Tinder, Ten-Foot Rope, Bottle of Booze, Parrot Named Beaky.


Name: Kira
Player: kahn1234
Gender: Female
Class: Valkyrie (Fighter)

HP: 3/3

Weapons: Steel Hand-and-a-Half Sword, Steel Round Shield
Armour: Steel Plated Battle Lingerie

Items: Lamp, Lamp oil, Flint and tinder, Rope, Rations and water for 1 week.



Name: Kazard McDermeth
Player: Zako
Gender: Male
Class: Rogue

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Short Sword/Crossbow (27 bolts)
Armour: Studded Leather

Items: Rope, Gem of Trueseeing, Torches, Ten Foot Pole


Name: Karas Sirenna UNIT-003
Player: Kestel_6
Gender:
Class: Rogue

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Rapier/Hand Crossbow (30 Bolts)

Items: Rope



Name: Hanslandia
Player: Hanslanda
Gender: Female
Class: Rogue

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Short Sword/Short Bow (29 arrows)
Armour: Studded Leather Armour, Stylish Black Hood

Items: Grappling Hook on Rope, Assorted Thievery Kit, Gold Purse (59 GP), 3 Viper Statues


Name: Cairn
Player: Zacen299
Gender: Male
Class: Rogue

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Arming Sword, Dagger/Throwing Knives (24 Knives)
Armour: Leather Armour, Large Cloak Fully Able to Wrap around his Body.

Items: 10 foot pole


Name: Wall II
Player: greymountain_Sage
Gender: Male
Class: Rogue Trap Roomba

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Throwing Knives (12 Knives)

Items: Grappling hook on a rope, Lantern



Name: Gramjir
Player: Lich180
Gender: male
Class: mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Silver Mace/Wizards Staff (20 charges)
Armour: Silver Chainmail

Spells: Cure Wounds, Dispel Magic, Frostbolt, Ethereal Walk, Feather Fall

Items: Food/Drink for a week, torch



Name: Dr. Malpracteece
Player: Geen
Gender: male
Class: mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Dagger/Generic Wand of Ranged Killiness (20 charges)

Spells: Create Undead, Fire Wall, Detect Magic, Dispel Magic, Magic Missile

Items: Torch, Bottle of Oil



Name: Naj
Player: TaiwaneseRedneck
Gender: male
Class: mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Spiked Mace/Needle Crossbow (40 needles)
Armour: Red Mage Plate

Spells: Long Light (No one thought of this?), Lightning, Cause Wounds, Detect Invisibility, Remove Invisibility

Items:  Liquid Pitchblende, Rope



Name: Malaken
Player: Vorthon
Gender: Male
Class: Mage Shaman
Race: Tabaxi

HP: 1/1

Weapons: CudgelCeremonial Whoop-ass Stick, Pimp-Mummy Hand (+2 to hit, MUMMY ROT)/Blowgun (15 Darts)
Armour: Loincloth, Crown of +1 Badassery, Zombie Leather Rib-Jacket

Spells:  Summon Ancestral Spirits, Heal, Floating Light, Bane, Fireball

Items: Tribal Totem, Gold Pouch (169GP)


Name: Corvus
Player: Myroc
Gender: Male
Class: Mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Spear/Wand of Summon Pointy Implement (8 Charges)
Armour: Trenchcoat

Spells: Detect Magic, Light, Teleport, Stoneskin, Mage Hand

Items: 50ft Rope, Shaving Blade



Name: Razdak
Player: Kadzar
Gender: Male
Class: Shaman (Mage)
Race: Awakened Mouse

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Cuteness (25 D'awww)
Armour: Head Feather, Body Paint

Spells: Create Anvil, Anchor Objects, Animate Object, Gust of Wind, Dumbfire Magic Missile

Items: Barovian Roquefort


Name: Jake
Player: Scelly9
Gender: Male
Class: Mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Dagger of Stabbing/Wand of Mild Boils (30 charges)
Armour: Hat of Better Spells, Leather Chestpiece

Spells: Light, Spell of Mild Radiation, Fireball, Random Weather, Spell of Mild Explosiveness

Items: Spellbook


Name: Kadvega Montalka
Player: Anailater
Gender: Male
Class: Mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Spear
Armour: Chest Plate Armour

Spells: Fireball, Wild magic (Not any more!), Ethereal Walk, Feather Fall, Summon Bigger Fish

Items: 20 GP


Name: Karnii
Player: flameboy99
Gender: Male
Class: Mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Staff
Armour: Robe

Spells: Fireball, Detect Magic, Magic Missile, Push

Items: Poison Potion, Fire Potion

Spoiler: Potion Coffer (click to show/hide)

10 Healing Potions

If the party expected to finish this place even in D&D the trap should not have hit that many people. Then again most don't expect to finish it in one character.

Well it was supposed to hit the entire party at once instead of... 10%? Something like that. Oh, and I also think that I sprung it a bit to early. The module is rather vague on that matter.

[Vorthon]

Cast Summon Ancestral Spirits, and send them to stop the golem.

[Akhier the Dragon hearted]

Attack the golem from the side

[rabidgam3r]

Yell some pirate-sounding stuff and throw something at the golem.

[Tsuchigumo550]

Face golem.

ABOUT. FACE.

Grab pants, bend over and pull down, exposing rear to golem.

HOW'S THIS FOR PIRATE BOOTY!?

[Kadzar]

Razdak takes a nibble of his Barovian Roquefort in celebration of a job well done.

[zacen299]

Sit in a corner waiting until the hallway is safe again (or more correctly until all visible traps are gone.

[greymountain_Sage]

Yay, consciousness!
I'm going down the manhole thingy, searching for traps and secret doors as I go.

[anailater]

FIREBALLS! Burn the stone!