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[RedWarrior0]

Map, por favor?

[USEC_OFFICER]

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That's the most updated map, as far as I can tell.

[flame99]

Sorry if this was asked recently, but where exactly are we getting our faces smashed in by the ghost-rockers?

[Kadzar]

Better now?

Yes, now I am imagining Lincoln: Vampire Hunter trying to take on Acererak.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Sorry if this was asked recently, but where exactly are we getting our faces smashed in by the ghost-rockers?

Number 22, the large cavern to the south-east. And it's not a problem, seeing how long it has been since the last update.

Better now?

Yes, now I am imagining Lincoln: Vampire Hunter trying to take on Acererak.

Excellent. Just as planned.

[rabidgam3r]

I will have Beaky attack while I swing at one of the ghosts with my cutlass.

[kahn1234]

Charge in like a woman on speed to the rest of the party and start attacking the ghost rockers!

only the Norse can make proper metal music!!!!

[zacen299]

Well this is going to go so well isn't it? Cairn is going to be dead within five minutes I just know it. (and not by my own hand for once)

[USEC_OFFICER]

Razdak creates a Gust of Wind behind himself to perform a flying headbutt on the ghost guitarist.

[11] With a mighty blast of wind, Razdak quickly propels himself forward at blinding speeds towards the guitarist! Now while chucking a mouse at an enemy would normally be as effective as, well, chucking a mouse at an enemy, ectoplasm has the same consistency as cotton candy. Thus the ghost guitarist soon finds himself with a mouse-sized hole in his chest. 1 damage

Fireball those douchebags, they were created by wild magic and they shall die by true magic

[20]

...

Well, I guess that we don't have any critical rules, seeing as Fighters always hit and thus never roll for criticals. Still, a 20 is going to bring the pain...

Kadvega Montalka  reaches into his Chest Plate Armour and pulls out two things. The first is a glowing red ball of magical energy, which he calmly chucks at the feet of the ghosts. The second is a pair of sunglasses, which he uses to look really cool while the !@#$%^&* huge explosion tears the ghosts a new one. 1 fire 1 fire

The ghost guitarist having taken enough damage knowing that he'll ever be as cool as Kadvega, unleashes an unearthly wail and returns back to whatever plane it spawned from. Probably one with demons and hellfire.

Hmm, they seem most unimpressed with my rock music. Oh well guess I will search the room they are in for stuff.

Unfortunately Acererak wasn't nice enough to add any loot in the chamber, so... hold on a second...

[10] You find exactly enough healing potions to bring the party's total healing potions up to ten. Yes, it is exactly the number you are thinking about. The one that when added to the number of healing potions the party has is equal to ten. I totally did not forget how many healing potions the party has. Definitively not.

MOAR FIREBALL. AGAIN

[4] You start to cast Fireball, but Kadvega beats you to it and, well, it really takes the wind out of your sails, you know? Knowing that your fireball will never be as cool or awesome as Kadvega's. Maybe next turn, when you don't feel so unsure of yourself.

Magic missile some ghost-rockers in the face! Let's see how badly you can give me a headache NOW!

[19] The ghost bassist, being the only ghost-rocker left, gets a magic missile to the face. I'm not entirely certain how he gave you a headache, but he definitively has one now. 1 force

Being unconscious, I'll use my action to snore and maybe drool a little. I'm pretty much reliant on the other members of the party to save me from certain doom, now...
...
I'm boned, aren't I?

No clue, but...

[8] Never mind, you're still asleep. Maybe once an ally pulls you from danger s/he can assist you on this whole 'waking up' thing.

...

You know, I never did say what was behind the set of double doors. Let's just do it now.

Once the horrible sleep-inducing smoke disperses, the corridor beyond the double doors is revealed. It's... exactly identical to the previous corridor. It extends to the north for about 40 feet before ending in another set of double doors on its western side.

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Oh, and said double doors soon swing open, revealing the source of the rumbling.

Yes, that is a stone golem. Yes, those rollers are its only means of propulsion. Yes, those rollers are the exact width of the hallway. Yes, anything caught underneath those rollers will be turned into a horrible mangled lump. Have fun.

Luckily for the sleeping Wall II (however that works), the golem is stupidly slow, and only manages to get down the corridor before the turn ends. Admittedly it's now breathing down his neck, but at least Wall II has another turn before he bites the dust.

BITE GHOSTS. HUNGER FOR THE UNFLESH OF THE SPIRITS.

[AUTOSUCCESS] You hunger for the unflesh of spirits and- [PHASE] once more the ghost manages to phase through your attack. I have no clue why it only seems to happen to you.

Grab Wall II and book it to the nearest safe place

[3] You got to grab Wall II and book it, but the sight of the golem (slowly) charging down to kill you all quickly mesmerises you. Plus Wall II seems to weight a ton, and you don't want to pull something.

I will have Beaky attack while I swing at one of the ghosts with my cutlass.

Beaky is no Ganderson Thugsley, so it merely just flies around annoyingly squawking all the time. Stupid bird.

[AUTOSUCCESS] With a mighty roar you swing your cutlass at the bassist and... actually manage to hit it. Go you! 1 damage

I believe... yes, the ghost bassist is finally dead! With an unearthly wail it disappears in a puff of smoke. Judging from the smell, it's from some kind of fantasy drug. Probably Skooma.

Charge in like a woman on speed to the rest of the party and start attacking the ghost rockers!

only the Norse can make proper metal music!!!!

With a terrible roar you charge in and Oh, the ghosts are already dead. Yeah. Okay then. Never mind.

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Spoiler: Brave Adventurers (click to show/hide)

Name: Tybar Whurthic
Player: Azthor
Gender: Male
Class: Fighter

HP: 3/3

Items: mining equipment, waterskins (water), rations, torch



Name: Midna
Player: Solifuge
Gender: Female
Class: Ranger (Fighter)
Race: Dwarf

HP: 3/3

Weapons: Flaming Axe (+2 Fire), Brace of Handaxes, Mirror Shield
Armour: Ringmail, Goggles of Nothingness

Items: Torch, Smokesticks, Map, Ganderson Thugsley (Badass Goose), Booze



Name: Tank
Player: killerhellhound
Gender:
Class: Fighter
Race: Minotaur

HP: 3/3

Weapons: Battle Axe/Throwing Axes (5 Axes)
Armour: Orkish Steal(en?) Armour, Dwarven Shield.

Items: Steak, Spare Axes (5 Axes), Rope, Torches, Scroll of Ethereal Walk, Scroll of See Invisibility, Healing Potion



Name: Nikolai L'Carpetron
Player: Tsuchigumo550
Gender: Male
Class: Fighter
Race: Kitsune

HP: 3/3

Weapons: Fancy Two-handed Sword
Armour: Leather Pants, "L'Carpetron" Nametag

Items: Brimstone torch, a striker, Leather Pants, 50 GP, 2 Sapphires


Name: Claw
Player: Akhier the Dragon hearted
Gender: Male
Class: Fighter

HP: 3/3

Weapons: Mutated Bear Hands, Puns

Items: None


Name: Sea-Wolf
Player: rabidgam3r
Gender: Male
Class: Pirate (Fighter)

HP: 3/3

Weapons: Cutlass with Ivory Handle
Armour: Fancy clothes, Over-Sized Tricorn.

Items: Flint and Tinder, Ten-Foot Rope, Bottle of Booze, Parrot Named Beaky.


Name: Kira
Player: kahn1234
Gender: Female
Class: Valkyrie (Fighter)

HP: 3/3

Weapons: Steel Hand-and-a-Half Sword, Steel Round Shield
Armour: Steel Plated Battle Lingerie

Items: Lamp, Lamp oil, Flint and tinder, Rope, Rations and water for 1 week.



Name: Kazard McDermeth
Player: Zako
Gender: Male
Class: Rogue

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Short Sword/Crossbow (27 bolts)
Armour: Studded Leather

Items: Rope, Gem of Trueseeing, Torches, Ten Foot Pole


Name: Karas Sirenna UNIT-003
Player: Kestel_6
Gender:
Class: Rogue

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Rapier/Hand Crossbow (30 Bolts)

Items: Rope



Name: Hanslandia
Player: Hanslanda
Gender: Female
Class: Rogue

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Short Sword/Short Bow (29 arrows)
Armour: Studded Leather Armour, Stylish Black Hood

Items: Grappling Hook on Rope, Assorted Thievery Kit, Gold Purse (59 GP), 3 Viper Statues


Name: Cairn
Player: Zacen299
Gender: Male
Class: Rogue

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Arming Sword, Dagger/Throwing Knives (24 Knives)
Armour: Leather Armour, Large Cloak Fully Able to Wrap around his Body.

Items: 10 foot pole


Name: Wall II
Player: greymountain_Sage
Gender: Male
Class: Rogue Trap Roomba

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Throwing Knives (12 Knives)

Items: Grappling hook on a rope, Lantern



Name: Gramjir
Player: Lich180
Gender: male
Class: mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Silver Mace/Wizards Staff (20 charges)
Armour: Silver Chainmail

Spells: Cure Wounds, Dispel Magic, Frostbolt, Ethereal Walk, Feather Fall

Items: Food/Drink for a week, torch



Name: Dr. Malpracteece
Player: Geen
Gender: male
Class: mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Dagger/Generic Wand of Ranged Killiness (20 charges)

Spells: Create Undead, Fire Wall, Detect Magic, Dispel Magic, Magic Missile

Items: Torch, Bottle of Oil



Name: Naj
Player: TaiwaneseRedneck
Gender: male
Class: mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Spiked Mace/Needle Crossbow (40 needles)
Armour: Red Mage Plate

Spells: Long Light (No one thought of this?), Lightning, Cause Wounds, Detect Invisibility, Remove Invisibility

Items:  Liquid Pitchblende, Rope



Name: Malaken
Player: Vorthon
Gender: Male
Class: Mage Shaman
Race: Tabaxi

HP: 1/1

Weapons: CudgelCeremonial Whoop-ass Stick, Pimp-Mummy Hand (+2 to hit, MUMMY ROT)/Blowgun (15 Darts)
Armour: Loincloth, Crown of +1 Badassery, Zombie Leather Rib-Jacket

Spells:  Summon Ancestral Spirits, Heal, Floating Light, Bane, Fireball

Items: Tribal Totem, Gold Pouch (169GP)


Name: Corvus
Player: Myroc
Gender: Male
Class: Mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Spear/Wand of Summon Pointy Implement (8 Charges)
Armour: Trenchcoat

Spells: Detect Magic, Light, Teleport, Stoneskin, Mage Hand

Items: 50ft Rope, Shaving Blade



Name: Razdak
Player: Kadzar
Gender: Male
Class: Shaman (Mage)
Race: Awakened Mouse

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Cuteness (25 D'awww)
Armour: Head Feather, Body Paint

Spells: Create Anvil, Anchor Objects, Animate Object, Gust of Wind, Dumbfire Magic Missile

Items: Barovian Roquefort


Name: Jake
Player: Scelly9
Gender: Male
Class: Mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Dagger of Stabbing/Wand of Mild Boils (30 charges)
Armour: Hat of Better Spells, Leather Chestpiece

Spells: Light, Spell of Mild Radiation, Fireball, Random Weather, Spell of Mild Explosiveness

Items: Spellbook


Name: Kadvega Montalka
Player: Anailater
Gender: Male
Class: Mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Spear
Armour: Chest Plate Armour

Spells: Fireball, Wild magic (Not any more!), Ethereal Walk, Feather Fall, Summon Bigger Fish

Items: 20 GP


Name: Karnii
Player: flameboy99
Gender: Male
Class: Mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Staff
Armour: Robe

Spells: Fireball, Detect Magic, Magic Missile, Push

Items: Poison Potion, Fire Potion

Spoiler: Potion Coffer (click to show/hide)

10 Healing Potions

The sleeping gas trap would be 10 times more deadly if we playing D&D so that the entire party could trigger it. Only two people? Yeah...

Well this is going to go so well isn't it? Cairn is going to be dead within five minutes I just know it. (and not by my own hand for once)

To be honest I'd be surprised if you actually died, especially since the rocker ghosts have now been dealt with. 40 feet a turn is pretty damn slow.

[anailater]

"Yeah, I'm a badass."
Continue to stand heroically,if i can get to the steam roller doom guys and then hold my breath long enough to pull one o them out, do that.

[flame99]

Inspect the room, trying to find any doors, chests, traps, etc. Probably a better job for a rouge, but I haven't got much else better to do. Also, the headache thing is because I'm prone to headaches and rock songs always trigger them for me.

[rabidgam3r]

INHALE THE DRUGS.

[zacen299]

Kick Wall II in the nuts for falling asleep and forcing me to reincarnate AGAIN!

[Tsuchigumo550]

CONTINUE TO GNAW AT UNFLESH, FOR I CRAVE IT'S ETHEREAL FLAVOR!

[greymountain_Sage]

I'm going to try and wake up. Hopefully, being kicked in the nuts will help.
If I wake up, I run for that manhole thingy.