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[kahn1234]

Can i haz join please??


Character:

Name: Kira
Gender:Female
Class:Valkyrie (Fighter)
Weapons and armour: Steel hand + half sword, Steel round shield, Steel plated Battle Lingerie
Items: Lamp+Lamp oil, flint + tinder, a rope of average length, Rations and water for 1 week.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Razdak shoots some Dumbfire Magic Missiles at the ghosts. Let's see them phase through force damage!

[13] You blast the Dumbfire Magic Missile at the ghost guitarist! It indeed can't phase through force damage. 1 force

You know, it's been so long since the last update I can't remember how much HP they both have... Hmm... Definitively more than enough to absorb several more hits at least.

Huzzah! finally a foe who can take me on, surely this means a rock off! (saying so Claw gets off of his rock) There we go and now for another! (Claw picks up a stick and starts beating a beat on his rock and singing something loud and shouty about geology or something trying to out do the enemy band)

[AUTOSUC- [PHASE: SUCCESS!]

...

The ghost guitarist phases through Claw's enthusiastic, yet ineffectual, attack. Damn it.

MOAR FIREBALL

[16] [4] You can never go wrong with MOAR FIREBALL, as the ghost guitarist gets caught in the horrible, burny flames. 1 fire

"Nothing's better than a heart full of hope and a mug full of booze... and I got both right here!

Pommel strike the ghosts, hoping that some of the cold-bone has enough magical whatever to hit the ghosts.

[AUTOSUCCESS] The cold-bone lacks enough magical ability to hit those bloody spirits, but it doesn't really matter too much. 1 damage

Suddenly develop a taste for classical music, then because shenanigans, WILD MAGIC!

You being to cast WILD MAGIC, but then you realize something truly horrible! The document is no longer free You've forgotten it completely! Curses, foiled again.

"I don't like the looks of this..."

Tap everywhere as far as I can reach from the door with my pole to check for traps, then let someone else go first while I check the manhole for traps again. If I'm sure there's no traps, open it with some strong, meatshieldy help and jump away from possible danger.

[2 + 5] Finding nothing of note, you head back to the manhole to confirm its lack of trapiness. Seeing no convenient meatshields, you go back to check on Wall II and Cairn...

Now to business. Search the newly revealed hallway checking the doors. (I'm totally going to get killed by something like a boulder won't I?)

[7 + 5] You find... absolutely nothing. Well, the doors have weird double-hinges but that seems standard in this little section. Maybe Acererak liked parades or something. Who am I to say?

Okay, same thing I did before. Check the new hall for traps, check the new door for traps, if there are no traps, open the new door. If there are traps, or anything even remotely resembling a trap, I bolt for the secret manhole thingy.

[14 + 5] Finding no traps you open the new doors.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

However said traps were actually really hard to find.

The corridor rapidly begins to fill up with some kind of highly-suspicious gas, possibly of the sleeping variety.

[FORTITUDE: 17] [FORTITUDE: 2] Yep, definitively of the sleeping variety. Wall II is knocked unconscious, while Cairn is merely sleepy. Admittedly he's slightly less sleepy once the ominous rumbling starts.

Well, if it isn't far too late already, I will be joining the game.
Name: Karnii
Class: Mage
Inventory: Robe, Staff, a poisinous cloud throwing potion, and a fire throwing potion.
Spells: Wild magic, because why not?
Fireball
Detect Magic
Magic Missile
Push (A made-up spell; think limited form of the Force)

Name: Only known as the Sea-Wolf
Gender:Male
Class:Pirate(Fighter)
Weapons and armor: Cutlass with ivory handle, fancy clothes and a over-sized tricorn.
Items: flint and tinder, ten-foot rope, a bottle of booze and a parrot named Beaky.

Name: Kira
Gender:Female
Class:Valkyrie (Fighter)
Weapons and armour: Steel hand + half sword, Steel round shield, Steel plated Battle Lingerie
Items: Lamp+Lamp oil, flint + tinder, a rope of average length, Rations and water for 1 week.

Hearing that the thread is open again, Karnii, Sea-Wolf and Kira all arrive to the entrance to the tomb. Karnii on a last piece of Wild Magic, Sea-Wolf on a boat manned by slaves, on Kira on a slightly over-weight pony. With Wild Magic no longer readable by the DM in this world, Karnii is unceremoniously dropped on his ass. Meanwhile Sea-Wolf's slaves quickly drop the boat and make a bid for freedom. The tomb is completely surrounded by land, after all. Oh, and Kira's pony quickly returns back to Valhalla, not wanting to spend more time near the Tomb then it has to.

Spoiler: Brave Adventurers (click to show/hide)

Name: Tybar Whurthic
Player: Azthor
Gender: Male
Class: Fighter

HP: 3/3

Items: mining equipment, waterskins (water), rations, torch



Name: Midna
Player: Solifuge
Gender: Female
Class: Ranger (Fighter)
Race: Dwarf

HP: 3/3

Weapons: Flaming Axe (+2 Fire), Brace of Handaxes, Mirror Shield
Armour: Ringmail, Goggles of Nothingness

Items: Torch, Smokesticks, Map, Ganderson Thugsley (Badass Goose), Booze



Name: Tank
Player: killerhellhound
Gender:
Class: Fighter
Race: Minotaur

HP: 3/3

Weapons: Battle Axe/Throwing Axes (5 Axes)
Armour: Orkish Steal(en?) Armour, Dwarven Shield.

Items: Steak, Spare Axes (5 Axes), Rope, Torches, Scroll of Ethereal Walk, Scroll of See Invisibility, Healing Potion



Name: Nikolai L'Carpetron
Player: Tsuchigumo550
Gender: Male
Class: Fighter
Race: Kitsune

HP: 3/3

Weapons: Fancy Two-handed Sword
Armour: Leather Pants, "L'Carpetron" Nametag

Items: Brimstone torch, a striker, Leather Pants, 50 GP, 2 Sapphires


Name: Claw
Player: Akhier the Dragon hearted
Gender: Male
Class: Fighter

HP: 3/3

Weapons: Mutated Bear Hands, Puns

Items: None


Name: Sea-Wolf
Player: rabidgam3r
Gender: Male
Class: Pirate (Fighter)

HP: 3/3

Weapons: Cutlass with Ivory Handle
Armour: Fancy clothes, Over-Sized Tricorn.

Items: Flint and Tinder, Ten-Foot Rope, Bottle of Booze, Parrot Named Beaky.


Name: Kira
Player: kahn1234
Gender: Female
Class: Valkyrie (Fighter)

HP: 3/3

Weapons: Steel Hand-and-a-Half Sword, Steel Round Shield
Armour: Steel Plated Battle Lingerie

Items: Lamp, Lamp oil, Flint and tinder, Rope, Rations and water for 1 week.



Name: Kazard McDermeth
Player: Zako
Gender: Male
Class: Rogue

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Short Sword/Crossbow (27 bolts)
Armour: Studded Leather

Items: Rope, Gem of Trueseeing, Torches, Ten Foot Pole


Name: Karas Sirenna UNIT-003
Player: Kestel_6
Gender:
Class: Rogue

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Rapier/Hand Crossbow (30 Bolts)

Items: Rope



Name: Hanslandia
Player: Hanslanda
Gender: Female
Class: Rogue

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Short Sword/Short Bow (29 arrows)
Armour: Studded Leather Armour, Stylish Black Hood

Items: Grappling Hook on Rope, Assorted Thievery Kit, Gold Purse (59 GP), 3 Viper Statues


Name: Cairn
Player: Zacen299
Gender: Male
Class: Rogue

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Arming Sword, Dagger/Throwing Knives (24 Knives)
Armour: Leather Armour, Large Cloak Fully Able to Wrap around his Body.

Items: 10 foot pole


Name: Wall II
Player: greymountain_Sage
Gender: Male
Class: Rogue Trap Roomba

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Throwing Knives (12 Knives)

Items: Grappling hook on a rope, Lantern



Name: Gramjir
Player: Lich180
Gender: male
Class: mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Silver Mace/Wizards Staff (20 charges)
Armour: Silver Chainmail

Spells: Cure Wounds, Dispel Magic, Frostbolt, Ethereal Walk, Feather Fall

Items: Food/Drink for a week, torch



Name: Dr. Malpracteece
Player: Geen
Gender: male
Class: mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Dagger/Generic Wand of Ranged Killiness (20 charges)

Spells: Create Undead, Fire Wall, Detect Magic, Dispel Magic, Magic Missile

Items: Torch, Bottle of Oil



Name: Naj
Player: TaiwaneseRedneck
Gender: male
Class: mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Spiked Mace/Needle Crossbow (40 needles)
Armour: Red Mage Plate

Spells: Long Light (No one thought of this?), Lightning, Cause Wounds, Detect Invisibility, Remove Invisibility

Items:  Liquid Pitchblende, Rope



Name: Malaken
Player: Vorthon
Gender: Male
Class: Mage Shaman
Race: Tabaxi

HP: 1/1

Weapons: CudgelCeremonial Whoop-ass Stick, Pimp-Mummy Hand (+2 to hit, MUMMY ROT)/Blowgun (15 Darts)
Armour: Loincloth, Crown of +1 Badassery, Zombie Leather Rib-Jacket

Spells:  Summon Ancestral Spirits, Heal, Floating Light, Bane, Fireball

Items: Tribal Totem, Gold Pouch (169GP)


Name: Corvus
Player: Myroc
Gender: Male
Class: Mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Spear/Wand of Summon Pointy Implement (8 Charges)
Armour: Trenchcoat

Spells: Detect Magic, Light, Teleport, Stoneskin, Mage Hand

Items: 50ft Rope, Shaving Blade



Name: Razdak
Player: Kadzar
Gender: Male
Class: Shaman (Mage)
Race: Awakened Mouse

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Cuteness (25 D'awww)
Armour: Head Feather, Body Paint

Spells: Create Anvil, Anchor Objects, Animate Object, Gust of Wind, Dumbfire Magic Missile

Items: Barovian Roquefort


Name: Jake
Player: Scelly9
Gender: Male
Class: Mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Dagger of Stabbing/Wand of Mild Boils (30 charges)
Armour: Hat of Better Spells, Leather Chestpiece

Spells: Light, Spell of Mild Radiation, Fireball, Random Weather, Spell of Mild Explosiveness

Items: Spellbook


Name: Kadvega Montalka
Player: Anailater
Gender: Male
Class: Mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Spear
Armour: Chest Plate Armour

Spells: Fireball, Wild magic (Not any more!), Ethereal Walk, Feather Fall, Summon Bigger Fish

Items: 20 GP


Name: Karnii
Player: flameboy99
Gender: Male
Class: Mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Staff
Armour: Robe

Spells: Fireball, Detect Magic, Magic Missile, Push

Items: Poison Potion, Fire Potion

Just came back after emergency GMing a D&D session and was inspired to do the turn despite being late and sleep deprived and stuff. Wooooooo.

The session contained a pyromaniac, kleptomaniac, sociopath and a pervert. The only normal person was the two-metre tall bug person with four arms, who absolutely creamed almost every encounter. The first two encounters were demolished at 2 levels above the party's average, but the third and final one almost killed them. It contained a super-powerful, meatshield Oni who could do a blast 5 attack that dealt 5d6 + 12 and recharged once it was bloodied, for twice the pain. The Human Thur- Thau- Thuthingy had a blast 2 in 5 that did 2d10 + something damage and shifted everybody towards the power Oni. Throw in a knife fighter who could blitz around the field at will doing 2d8 + 7 twice in a row, and a large chuck of expendable and deadly minions and you have yourself a TPK. Well, the party ran instead of staying to die, even after I threw them a couple bones. Heh.

Now if you excuse me, I'm going to go crash. And possibly burn.

[flame99]

Er... Where am I? Am I currently outside the tomb, or with the guys fighting the ghost rockers?

[Kadzar]

Razdak creates a Gust of Wind behind himself to perform a flying headbutt on the ghost guitarist.

[anailater]

Fireball those douchebags, they were created by wild magic and they shall die by true magic

[Akhier the Dragon hearted]

Hmm, they seem most unimpressed with my rock music. Oh well guess I will search the room they are in for stuff.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Er... Where am I? Am I currently outside the tomb, or with the guys fighting the ghost rockers?

Right outside the tomb (where all new characters go), though with PC Powers^tm, you can attack the ghosts this turn.

[Vorthon]

MOAR FIREBALL. AGAIN

[flame99]

Magic missile some ghost-rockers in the face! Let's see how badly you can give me a headache NOW!

[greymountain_Sage]

Being unconscious, I'll use my action to snore and maybe drool a little. I'm pretty much reliant on the other members of the party to save me from certain doom, now...
...
I'm boned, aren't I?

[Akhier the Dragon hearted]

   If this was a RTD I would advise something with lucid dreaming and unlocking the powers of your mind and hope for a 6 for Fun but yeah. Barring others being lucky your boned.

[Tsuchigumo550]

BITE GHOSTS. HUNGER FOR THE UNFLESH OF THE SPIRITS.

[zacen299]

Grab Wall II and book it to the nearest safe place

[Kadzar]

I keep reading the title as "Delving the Tomb of Horrors: Has Achieved Lincoln".

[USEC_OFFICER]

Better now?