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[Tsuchigumo550]

Go rock out. Attempt to see if trading a guitar is viable for some of my gold or any sapphires I may have, I'm ok with removing one from my sword.

[zacen299]

FLEE IN TERROR FROM THE WILD MAGIC CONCERT IT WILL KILL US ALL SOMEHOW!!!

[Tsuchigumo550]

Go rock out. Attempt to see if trading a guitar is viable for some of my gold or any sapphires I may have, I'm ok with removing one from my sword.

If I begin to feel strange in any way take my sword and lob my own ears off- the reduced hearing plus the pain should break any trance

[Zako]

Sneak along the newly revealed corridor slowly, checking for traps and secret doors along the way.

[USEC_OFFICER]

I light up my lantern and walk through the north door. Search the whole Hallway and keep moving forward until I find something interesting. Disarm traps and open secret doors as I find them.

Sneak along the newly revealed corridor slowly, checking for traps and secret doors along the way.

[10 + 5] [14 + 5] The two thieves walk along the newly-revealed corridor, searching for traps along the way. However they find no traps, but they do find another secret door! Well, more like a secret manhole, set into the floor right behind the door. So we've got a secret manhole behind a secret door inside a false door. Makes perfect sense.

The rest of the corridor is relatively uninteresting, due to its lack of traps. However, it does have a set of narrow double-doors on its right side, about 50~60 feet in. The corridor also terminates in a stairway, though a quick investigation reveals that it leads to nowhere.

Attend concert, rock out tribal-style! Woooooooooo!

/dance

Everybody Dance Now!

Go rock out. Attempt to see if trading a guitar is viable for some of my gold or any sapphires I may have, I'm ok with removing one from my sword.

The party, eager for some R&R and not D&D (death and destruction), begins to gather around the musicians for the most epic rock concert of all time. The mysterious smoke in the cavern begins to dissipate, as the DM doesn't want to deal with breathing and confusion effects somebody went overboard with the fog effects.

Mutter about how disco was better and then summon alcohol to sooth the savage musicians.

Before the concert starts, Aroth summons up some booze to sooth the savage musicians (and to make a killing at the concession stands).

[5] But forsooth, the musicians are not soothed at all!

"Pandesmos Brew? I said Bytopia Mead specifically!"

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The two musicians, pissed off at Aroth's booze choices, begin to become... more insubstantial. It might have something to do with how their instruments are now glowing with demonic energy. Just a guess. The sweet chords of their music become more jarring and discordant yet... strangely hypnotic and rocking.

FLEE IN TERROR FROM THE WILD MAGIC CONCERT IT WILL KILL US ALL SOMEHOW!!!

Cairn is having nothing to do with these demonic musicians, and quickly runs away. The rest of the adventures are not so lucky as the demonic guitarist Áedán opens up with a rocking guitar solo!

[WILLPOWER: 15 + 5] Malaken isn't exactly happy about the turn that the music has taken, and his rage protects him from the worse effects of the worse effects of the demonic solo.

[WILLPOWER: 14 + 5] Razdak, being a mouse and well-versed in the art of magic, is barely effect by the evil music.

[WILLPOWER: 4 + 5] Kadvega soon falls sway to the devilish cords and melodies, rooting him to the spot while his head convulses back and forth. Oh dear!

[WILLPOWER: 18 + 5] Wow, a lot of mages are at this concert, most of whom don't like this weird, new kind of music. Especially when the old kind was just as good, if not better. Aroth is proud to number himself with the majority, and refuses to be taken in with the vile syncopation and rhythms.

[WILLPOWER: 20] Nikolai, seeing the musicians' demonic transformation, quickly grabs his sword and lobs of his ears. The reaction, while over the top, is certainly effective and protects him from the magical notes and rests.

[20] The devilish bassist Baldr takes the opportunity to swing at Aroth for giving him subpar booze, and severs his head with a well-placed bass-stroke! The head goes flying off with a slightly confused expression on its face. 1 damage

And here I thought I was being generous by making it roll to hit.

Spoiler: Brave Adventurers (click to show/hide)

Name: Tybar Whurthic
Player: Azthor
Gender: Male
Class: Fighter

HP: 3/3

Items: mining equipment, waterskins (water), rations, torch



Name: Midna
Player: Solifuge
Gender: Female
Class: Ranger (Fighter)
Race: Dwarf

HP: 3/3

Weapons: Flaming Axe (+2 Fire), Brace of Handaxes, Mirror Shield
Armour: Ringmail, Goggles of Nothingness

Items: Torch, Smokesticks, Map, Ganderson Thugsley (Badass Goose), Booze



Name: Tank
Player: killerhellhound
Gender:
Class: Fighter
Race: Minotaur

HP: 3/3

Weapons: Battle Axe/Throwing Axes (5 Axes)
Armour: Orkish Steal(en?) Armour, Dwarven Shield.

Items: Steak, Spare Axes (5 Axes), Rope, Torches, Scroll of Ethereal Walk, Scroll of See Invisibility, Healing Potion



Name: Nikolai L'Carpetron
Player: Tsuchigumo550
Gender: Male
Class: Fighter
Race: Kitsune

HP: 3/3

Weapons: Fancy Two-handed Sword
Armour: Leather Pants, "L'Carpetron" Nametag

Items: Brimstone torch, a striker, Leather Pants, 50 GP, 2 Sapphires



Name: Kazard McDermeth
Player: Zako
Gender: Male
Class: Rogue

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Short Sword/Crossbow (27 bolts)
Armour: Studded Leather

Items: Rope, Gem of Trueseeing, Torches, Ten Foot Pole


Name: Karas Sirenna UNIT-003
Player: Kestel_6
Gender:
Class: Rogue

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Rapier/Hand Crossbow (30 Bolts)

Items: Rope



Name: Hanslandia
Player: Hanslanda
Gender: Female
Class: Rogue

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Short Sword/Short Bow (29 arrows)
Armour: Studded Leather Armour, Stylish Black Hood

Items: Grappling Hook on Rope, Assorted Thievery Kit, Gold Purse (59 GP), 3 Viper Statues


Name: Cairn
Player: Zacen299
Gender: Male
Class: Rogue

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Arming Sword, Dagger/Throwing Knives (24 Knives)
Armour: Leather Armour, Large Cloak Fully Able to Wrap around his Body.

Items: 10 foot pole


Name: Wall II
Player: greymountain_Sage
Gender: Male
Class: Rogue Trap Roomba

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Throwing Knives (12 Knives)

Items: Grappling hook on a rope, Lantern



Name: Gramjir
Player: Lich180
Gender: male
Class: mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Silver Mace/Wizards Staff (20 charges)
Armour: Silver Chainmail

Spells: Cure Wounds, Dispel Magic, Frostbolt, Ethereal Walk, Feather Fall

Items: Food/Drink for a week, torch



Name: Dr. Malpracteece
Player: Geen
Gender: male
Class: mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Dagger/Generic Wand of Ranged Killiness (20 charges)

Spells: Create Undead, Fire Wall, Detect Magic, Dispel Magic, Magic Missile

Items: Torch, Bottle of Oil



Name: Naj
Player: TaiwaneseRedneck
Gender: male
Class: mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Spiked Mace/Needle Crossbow (40 needles)
Armour: Red Mage Plate

Spells: Long Light (No one thought of this?), Lightning, Cause Wounds, Detect Invisibility, Remove Invisibility

Items:  Liquid Pitchblende, Rope



Name: Malaken
Player: Vorthon
Gender: Male
Class: Mage Shaman
Race: Tabaxi

HP: 1/1

Weapons: CudgelCeremonial Whoop-ass Stick, Pimp-Mummy Hand (+2 to hit, MUMMY ROT)/Blowgun (15 Darts)
Armour: Loincloth, Crown of +1 Badassery, Zombie Leather Rib-Jacket

Spells:  Summon Ancestral Spirits, Heal, Floating Light, Bane, Fireball

Items: Tribal Totem, Gold Pouch (169GP)


Name: Corvus
Player: Myroc
Gender: Male
Class: Mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Spear/Wand of Summon Pointy Implement (8 Charges)
Armour: Trenchcoat

Spells: Detect Magic, Light, Teleport, Stoneskin, Mage Hand

Items: 50ft Rope, Shaving Blade



Name: Razdak
Player: Kadzar
Gender: Male
Class: Shaman (Mage)
Race: Awakened Mouse

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Cuteness (25 D'awww)
Armour: Head Feather, Body Paint

Spells: Create Anvil, Anchor Objects, Animate Object, Gust of Wind, Dumbfire Magic Missile

Items: Barovian Roquefort


Name: Jake
Player: Scelly9
Gender: Male
Class: Mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Dagger of Stabbing/Wand of Mild Boils (30 charges)
Armour: Hat of Better Spells, Leather Chestpiece

Spells: Light, Spell of Mild Radiation, Fireball, Random Weather, Spell of Mild Explosiveness

Items: Spellbook


Name: Kadvega Montalka
Player: Anailater
Gender: Male
Class: Mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Spear
Armour: Chest Plate Armour

Spells: Fireball, Wild magic (Again), Ethereal Walk, Feather Fall, Summon Bigger Fish

Items: 20 GP

I'll post a map up in a bit, but right now I think that you guys have more important things to worry about.

[anailater]

((Yay, I made devil music!))
Stop jamming out, fireball the bad guys.

[zacen299]

Go help Kazard and WallII with their exploration considering I'm useless in battle

[greymountain_Sage]

Search the door at the end of the hall for traps. No traps, then open it.
If there are traps, I'm descending into the manhole cover.

[Vorthon]

Also Fireball the bad guys!

[Tsuchigumo550]

Go slaying with everyone else, and enjoy the coolness of the handle of my sword, knowing my hands won't get sweaty.

[WILLPOWER: 20]. I KNEW WHAT HAD TO BE DONE.

[Kadzar]

Razdak Creates some Anvils to lay down a beat(ing).

[Zako]

Check that manhole for traps, then examine the end of the corridor for secret doors or switches. Stand well back when the other guy tries to open it.

[Akhier the Dragon hearted]

Hmm, they are more picky then I thought they would be, what with it being free beer and all. Anyway,
name: Claw
Gender: Male
Class: Fighter

He is a human with hands and arms polymorphed into a bears. While the claws are effective as weapons his main attack is using puns.

Show up riding a rolling rock and attack them by exercising my right to bear arms.

[USEC_OFFICER]

((Yay, I made devil music!))
Stop jamming out, fireball the bad guys.

[WILLPOWER: 18 + 5] You successfully resist the harmful devil music and prepare yourself for mortal combat! Or immoral combat, seeing as you're facing rock musicians.

[17] Your fireball shoots out and hits the two chanters full in the... incorporealness. I don't know, I'm not an expert on ghosts. 1 fire 1 fire

Also Fireball the bad guys!

[13] You also fireball the bad guys with all the skill that you can muster. Hint: It's a lot. 1 fire 1 fire

Go help Kazard and WallII with their exploration considering I'm useless in battle

[5 + 5] You help Kazard and WallII in their exploration. And by help I mean hold Wall's lantern. At least they have slightly better illumination now. Slightly.

Search the door at the end of the hall for traps. No traps, then open it.
If there are traps, I'm descending into the manhole cover.

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[18 + 5] You find no traps traps. And no locks either, so door opens easily, revealing another corridor heading off to the east for thirty feet. The new corridor is much nicer than the previous one, the blocks being finely fitted together, and the floor is covered with a rather tasteful set of carpet. Spaced along the walls at regular intervals are a series of obviously decorative columns with recesses to hold candles, though only a few drips of cold wax remain. The columns themselves are set into the walls of the corridor, and provide as much cover as a wet paper bag. At the end of that corridor is a set of double doors on its northern face.

The double doors must have been very impressive at some point, but successive generations of adventurers have stripped them of all value, leaving only a pair of abused yet strong oak doors bound in iron bands. Acererak is obviously big on security. Oddly enough, the doors are doubled hinged, meaning that they can swing in both directions, though for what sinister purpose you can't fathom.

Go slaying with everyone else, and enjoy the coolness of the handle of my sword, knowing my hands won't get sweaty.

[AUTOSUCCESS] With great skill and vigour, you take a slice at the ghost musicians! Did I mention that they're ghost musicians? I thought I did.

[SUCCESS] Anyway, as ghost musicians they're sometimes immune to normal weaponry (about 50%), though you obviously you don't care as your mighty sword tears the bassist a new one. 1 damage

Razdak Creates some Anvils to lay down a beat(ing).

[7] The musicians laugh at your silly anvils and easily phase through them. Given that you're fighting ghosts (somehow), that shouldn't have been too surprising.

Check that manhole for traps, then examine the end of the corridor for secret doors or switches. Stand well back when the other guy tries to open it.

[7 + 5] You find no traps, though it's a little late for the other guy now. Oh well.

Hmm, they are more picky then I thought they would be, what with it being free beer and all. Anyway,
name: Claw
Gender: Male
Class: Fighter

He is a human with hands and arms polymorphed into a bears. While the claws are effective as weapons his main attack is using puns.

Show up riding a rolling rock and attack them by exercising my right to bear arms.

[AUTOSUCCESS] Ah-ha! Your right to bear arms is highly respected by the two ghost musicians.

[FAIL] Of course they're still ghosts (or ghost-like) and your bear arms have no effect on their ethereal hide. Maybe you should have spent less time learning puns and more time on figuring out how to actually hit them.

The demonic guitarist (who's also a ghost. Did I mention that he's a ghost? Well, he's a ghost) finally comes to the end of his guitar solo. However, before everybody can breathe a sigh of relief, the devilish bassist begins to lay down some sweet power chords!

[WILLPOWER: 20 + 5] [WILLPOWER: 12 + 5] [WILLPOWER: 19] [WILLPOWER: 10] Malaken, Razdak, Nikolai and Claw all resist the effects of those sweet-ass chords! Looks like the evil music of those devil-worshipers ca-

[WILLPOWER: 2 + 5] Goddamn it, Kadvega Montalka. I thought we told you never to listen to those hellish records again! But no... you had to go and listen, and now you're-

Uh... Montalka is the only person who doesn't resist the bassist's music, and is once again rocking out. Bummer.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Brave Adventurers (click to show/hide)

Name: Tybar Whurthic
Player: Azthor
Gender: Male
Class: Fighter

HP: 3/3

Items: mining equipment, waterskins (water), rations, torch



Name: Midna
Player: Solifuge
Gender: Female
Class: Ranger (Fighter)
Race: Dwarf

HP: 3/3

Weapons: Flaming Axe (+2 Fire), Brace of Handaxes, Mirror Shield
Armour: Ringmail, Goggles of Nothingness

Items: Torch, Smokesticks, Map, Ganderson Thugsley (Badass Goose), Booze



Name: Tank
Player: killerhellhound
Gender:
Class: Fighter
Race: Minotaur

HP: 3/3

Weapons: Battle Axe/Throwing Axes (5 Axes)
Armour: Orkish Steal(en?) Armour, Dwarven Shield.

Items: Steak, Spare Axes (5 Axes), Rope, Torches, Scroll of Ethereal Walk, Scroll of See Invisibility, Healing Potion



Name: Nikolai L'Carpetron
Player: Tsuchigumo550
Gender: Male
Class: Fighter
Race: Kitsune

HP: 3/3

Weapons: Fancy Two-handed Sword
Armour: Leather Pants, "L'Carpetron" Nametag

Items: Brimstone torch, a striker, Leather Pants, 50 GP, 2 Sapphires


Name: Claw
Player: Akhier the Dragon hearted
Gender: Male
Class: Fighter

HP: 3/3

Weapons: Mutated Bear Hands, Puns

Items: None



Name: Kazard McDermeth
Player: Zako
Gender: Male
Class: Rogue

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Short Sword/Crossbow (27 bolts)
Armour: Studded Leather

Items: Rope, Gem of Trueseeing, Torches, Ten Foot Pole


Name: Karas Sirenna UNIT-003
Player: Kestel_6
Gender:
Class: Rogue

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Rapier/Hand Crossbow (30 Bolts)

Items: Rope



Name: Hanslandia
Player: Hanslanda
Gender: Female
Class: Rogue

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Short Sword/Short Bow (29 arrows)
Armour: Studded Leather Armour, Stylish Black Hood

Items: Grappling Hook on Rope, Assorted Thievery Kit, Gold Purse (59 GP), 3 Viper Statues


Name: Cairn
Player: Zacen299
Gender: Male
Class: Rogue

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Arming Sword, Dagger/Throwing Knives (24 Knives)
Armour: Leather Armour, Large Cloak Fully Able to Wrap around his Body.

Items: 10 foot pole


Name: Wall II
Player: greymountain_Sage
Gender: Male
Class: Rogue Trap Roomba

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Throwing Knives (12 Knives)

Items: Grappling hook on a rope, Lantern



Name: Gramjir
Player: Lich180
Gender: male
Class: mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Silver Mace/Wizards Staff (20 charges)
Armour: Silver Chainmail

Spells: Cure Wounds, Dispel Magic, Frostbolt, Ethereal Walk, Feather Fall

Items: Food/Drink for a week, torch



Name: Dr. Malpracteece
Player: Geen
Gender: male
Class: mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Dagger/Generic Wand of Ranged Killiness (20 charges)

Spells: Create Undead, Fire Wall, Detect Magic, Dispel Magic, Magic Missile

Items: Torch, Bottle of Oil



Name: Naj
Player: TaiwaneseRedneck
Gender: male
Class: mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Spiked Mace/Needle Crossbow (40 needles)
Armour: Red Mage Plate

Spells: Long Light (No one thought of this?), Lightning, Cause Wounds, Detect Invisibility, Remove Invisibility

Items:  Liquid Pitchblende, Rope



Name: Malaken
Player: Vorthon
Gender: Male
Class: Mage Shaman
Race: Tabaxi

HP: 1/1

Weapons: CudgelCeremonial Whoop-ass Stick, Pimp-Mummy Hand (+2 to hit, MUMMY ROT)/Blowgun (15 Darts)
Armour: Loincloth, Crown of +1 Badassery, Zombie Leather Rib-Jacket

Spells:  Summon Ancestral Spirits, Heal, Floating Light, Bane, Fireball

Items: Tribal Totem, Gold Pouch (169GP)


Name: Corvus
Player: Myroc
Gender: Male
Class: Mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Spear/Wand of Summon Pointy Implement (8 Charges)
Armour: Trenchcoat

Spells: Detect Magic, Light, Teleport, Stoneskin, Mage Hand

Items: 50ft Rope, Shaving Blade



Name: Razdak
Player: Kadzar
Gender: Male
Class: Shaman (Mage)
Race: Awakened Mouse

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Cuteness (25 D'awww)
Armour: Head Feather, Body Paint

Spells: Create Anvil, Anchor Objects, Animate Object, Gust of Wind, Dumbfire Magic Missile

Items: Barovian Roquefort


Name: Jake
Player: Scelly9
Gender: Male
Class: Mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Dagger of Stabbing/Wand of Mild Boils (30 charges)
Armour: Hat of Better Spells, Leather Chestpiece

Spells: Light, Spell of Mild Radiation, Fireball, Random Weather, Spell of Mild Explosiveness

Items: Spellbook


Name: Kadvega Montalka
Player: Anailater
Gender: Male
Class: Mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Spear
Armour: Chest Plate Armour

Spells: Fireball, Wild magic (Again), Ethereal Walk, Feather Fall, Summon Bigger Fish

Items: 20 GP

I checked this thread and thought: Why the hell isn't anybody posting anything? And then I remember that I wanted some more time to look over the turn. Ah... It was worth it.

[Kadzar]

Razdak shoots some Dumbfire Magic Missiles at the ghosts. Let's see them phase through force damage!