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[zacen299]

I'm the one watching. I HAVE CAMERAS EVERYWHERE.

[Akhier the Dragon hearted]

And I have hacked all those cameras! (I got a nat 20 on my computer use skill)

[Tsuchigumo550]

but I hacked the data feed!
(Nat 20s, I be rollin)

[greymountain_Sage]

And I...
Crashed my computer with a natural 1. Curses.

[Tsuchigumo550]

That's fine, the data stream caught on fire and now I have no house.

Damn ones.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Use my ugly stick to poke the clone zombie back into the pit

[17] With a mighty crack you send the zombie flying back into the pit. Hah, homerun! 1 damage

Razdak casts Gust of Wind once again to help with the clone pushing.

Well the zombie is already in the pit, so you avoid the shame of rolling a natural one. Whew.

Malaken's Ancestors, and by extension Malaken, I owe you guys a trip to the Pub. I'll even pay a wizard to make the booze ethereal for anyone who can't manifest hard enough to pick up a glass... Ghost Spirits for the Ghosts/Spirits.

As for the frozen corpses, apparently not only living people's warmth, but any form of fire heals them. And now there's two... and worse than all that, a bunch of perfectly good booze was wasted on them.

So yeah, does anyone at all have any cold-based magic or attacks to try against them? In any case, we definitely need to cut the Fireballs and such... and get out of the thrice-damned pit if you value your hides!

Anyway, maybe we could collapse a section of the roof down on the pit or something? I'll take a look with my keen Dwarven Stonecunning, and see if I can see a way to destabilize the roof over the pit, without crushing myself.

[2] Unfortunately whoever made the Tomb of Horrors was a good stoneworker, for the roof of the pit is more stable than a mountain goat. A mutant mountain goat with eight legs and a supreme sense of balance. You'd need really powerful and unpredictable magics to bring down the roof in a reasonable timeframe (ie before everybody dies horribly).

Thank the little magical mouse and then RUN AWAAAAAY! Until I find and drink a healing potion that is.

You quickly flee back to Acererak's Living Room, where you take a swig of a healing potion in Midna's Jade Coffer. 1 healing

Ah... that hit the spot.

Okay amazingly I didn't die. RUN AWAY!!! Find somebody who will heal me.

Quickly climbing out of the pit, you follow closely on Kazard's heels and take another healing potion out of the coffer. 1 healing

Hmm... Looks like the coffer is down to two healing potions now. Maybe you guys shouldn't be hitting the stuff so hard.

I've still got full HP, so I'm gonna hit the zombie in the pit with my hammer. I aim for the head.

[AUTOSUCCESS] With a mighty swing of your hammer, you clock the zombie in the head! It isn't down yet, but it definitively is reeling. 1 damage

Well, that went far better than expected. Attempt to scramble out of the pit, away from both zombies.

You quickly jump onto Cairn's ladder and begin climbing for your life. Seeing as the cloned zombie passed you on its way down, as you climb over the lip of the pit you are far enough away from both zombies. For now.

((Um oops))
"Um oops."
Ethereal walk away!

[8] I'm assuming that you're apologizing for the accidental Wild Magic, but seeing as you have flubbed your Ethereal Walk spell it can work just as easily for that. At least that thrice-damned zombie clone is back in the pit.

Woo! Go spirits, go spirits, go spirits!

Cast Bane, and try to give the zombie that climbed out of the pit a penalty to its attack rolls.

[11] Your Bane spell manages to affect the zombie by the skin of its teeth, filling its mind with fear doubt uncertainty some sort of thought that would lower its attack roll. Er, by which I mean that now it has to make an actual attack roll until Bane wears off.

This is tropical compared to Siberia!
Leap into the pit and introduce Sasha to one of the zombie's skulls on the trip down.

[AUTOSUCCESS] You follow Hans and Kr'zbin's lead and jump down into the pit with your blade swinging. Decapitation! The original zombie is still standing, but not by much. 1 damage

It's a shame that it's the zombies's turns now.

[AUTOSUCCESS] The original zombie takes a vicious swing at Ironblood, hitting him in the head tit-for-tat. 1 damage

[18] The cloned zombie also decides to nom Kr'zbin's brains for a bit. 1 damage

With with his hearty dwarven constitution Kr'zbin is close to death. Currently the only thing standing between him and his continued existence is the magical coldness radiating from the two corpses.

Spoiler: And the results are in (click to show/hide)

[FORTITUDE: 14 + 5] [FORTITUDE: 8 + 5] Kr'zbin gets to live for another round.

[FORTITUDE: 10 + 5] [FORTITUDE: 10 + 5] And Nikolai also shrugs off the effects of the zombie's cold aura. Damn you fighters and your +5 to fortitude saves!

Spoiler: Brave Adventurers (click to show/hide)

Name: Tybar Whurthic
Player: Azthor
Gender: Male
Class: Fighter

HP: 3/3

Items: mining equipment, waterskins (water), rations, torch



Name: Midna
Player: Solifuge
Gender: Female
Class: Ranger (Fighter)
Race: Dwarf

HP: 3/3

Weapons: Flaming Axe (+2 Fire), Brace of Handaxes, Mirror Shield
Armour: Ringmail, Goggles of Nothingness

Items: Torch, Smokesticks, Map, Ganderson Thugsley (Badass Goose), Booze



Name: Tank
Player: killerhellhound
Gender:
Class: Fighter
Race: Minotaur

HP: 3/3

Weapons: Battle Axe/Throwing Axes (5 Axes)
Armour: Orkish Steal(en?) Armour, Dwarven Shield.

Items: Steak, Spare Axes (5 Axes), Rope, Torches, Scroll of Ethereal Walk, Scroll of See Invisibility, Healing Potion


Name: Kr'zbin Irongold
Player: greymountain_Sage
Gender: Male
Class: Fighter
Race: Dwarf

HP: 1/3

Weapons: Hammer, Shield

Items: Torches, Really Long Stick, Grappling Hook on a Rope, Scroll of Polymorph, Key, Healing Potion



Name: Nikolai L'Carpetron
Player: Tsuchigumo550
Gender: Male
Class: Fighter
Race: Kitsune

HP: 3/3

Weapons: Fancy Two-handed Sword
Armour: Leather Pants, "L'Carpetron" Nametag

Items: Brimstone torch, a striker, Leather Pants, 50 GP, 2 Sapphires



Name: Kazard McDermeth
Player: Zako
Gender: Male
Class: Rogue

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Short Sword/Crossbow (28 bolts)
Armour: Studded Leather

Items: Rope, Gem of Trueseeing, Torches, Ten Foot Pole


Name: Karas Sirenna UNIT-003
Player: Kestel_6
Gender:
Class: Rogue

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Rapier/Hand Crossbow (30 Bolts)

Items: Rope



Name: Hanslandia
Player: Hanslanda
Gender: Female
Class: Rogue

HP: 1/2

Weapons: Short Sword/Short Bow (29 arrows)
Armour: Studded Leather Armour, Stylish Black Hood

Items: Grappling Hook on Rope, Assorted Thievery Kit, Gold Purse (59 GP), 3 Viper Statues


Name: Cairn
Player: Zacen299
Gender: Male
Class: Rogue

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Arming Sword, Dagger/Throwing Knives (29 Knives)
Armour: Leather Armour, Large Cloak Fully Able to Wrap around his Body.

Items: 10 foot pole



Name: Gramjir
Player: Lich180
Gender: male
Class: mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Silver Mace/Wizards Staff (20 charges)
Armour: Silver Chainmail

Spells: Cure Wounds, Dispel Magic, Frostbolt, Ethereal Walk, Feather Fall

Items: Food/Drink for a week, torch



Name: Dr. Malpracteece
Player: Geen
Gender: male
Class: mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Dagger/Generic Wand of Ranged Killiness (20 charges)

Spells: Create Undead, Fire Wall, Detect Magic, Dispel Magic, Magic Missile

Items: Torch, Bottle of Oil



Name: Naj
Player: TaiwaneseRedneck
Gender: male
Class: mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Spiked Mace/Needle Crossbow (40 needles)
Armour: Red Mage Plate

Spells: Long Light (No one thought of this?), Lightning, Cause Wounds, Detect Invisibility, Remove Invisibility

Items:  Liquid Pitchblende, Rope



Name: Malaken
Player: Vorthon
Gender: Male
Class: Mage Shaman
Race: Tabaxi

HP: 1/1

Weapons: CudgelCeremonial Whoop-ass Stick, Pimp-Mummy Hand (+2 to hit, MUMMY ROT)/Blowgun (15 Darts)
Armour: Loincloth, Crown of +1 Badassery

Spells:  Summon Ancestral Spirits, Heal, Floating Light, Bane, Fireball

Items: Tribal Totem, Gold Pouch (169GP)


Name: Corvus
Player: Myroc
Gender: Male
Class: Mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Spear/Wand of Summon Pointy Implement (8 Charges)
Armour: Trenchcoat

Spells: Detect Magic, Light, Teleport, Stoneskin, Mage Hand

Items: 50ft Rope, Shaving Blade



Name: Razdak
Player: Kadzar
Gender: Male
Class: Shaman (Mage)
Race: Awakened Mouse

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Cuteness (25 D'awww)
Armour: Head Feather, Body Paint

Spells: Create Anvil, Anchor Objects, Animate Object, Gust of Wind, Dumbfire Magic Missile

Items: Barovian Roquefort


Name: Aroth MÜmgozzanor
Player: Akhier the Dragon hearted
Gender: Male
Class: Royal Diplomatical Mage Unit

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Royal Magical Staff being no more then 10' in length but no less then 9' in length titled "Eknar Sholil" made of Ironwood and is engraved with an image of Est ìfid, Legendary Tankard

Spells: Summon Alcoholic Beverage, Heal, Acid Splash, Summon Alcoholic Beverage, Telepathy

Items: "Est ìfid" made of mermaid bones and menaced with Sea Serpent teeth with an engraving of Eknar Sholil


Name: Jake
Player: Scelly9
Gender: Male
Class: Mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Dagger of Stabbing/Wand of Mild Boils (30 charges)
Armour: Hat of Better Spells, Leather Chestpiece

Spells: Light, Spell of Mild Radiation, Fireball, Random Weather, Spell of Mild Explosiveness

Items: Spellbook


Name: Kadvega Montalka
Player: Anailater
Gender: Male
Class: Mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Spear
Armour: Chest Plate Armour

Spells: Fireball, Wild magic (Again), Ethereal Walk, Feather Fall, Summon Bigger Fish

Items: 20 GP

I don't remember this encounter.

And I'm pretty sure that the telepathic brain wasn't an encounter in the original tomb of horrors either. The 3.5 version may have apparently gimped the dungeon a bit, but including this special type of zombie is something that they did right.

[greymountain_Sage]

Well, that hurt. I'm gonna go ahead and chug my healing potion, then smack the original zombie one more. Hopefully that kills it.

[Vorthon]

FIREBALL THE CLONE ZOMBIE!

[Kadzar]

Seeing as they can't seem to make an actual cave-in, Razdak tries to Create as many Anvils as he can above the pit.

[Akhier the Dragon hearted]

Anvil God! Anvil God! Anvil God!

Anyway Heal those who need it

[zacen299]

Run back and throw five knives into the brain of the clone zombie and at the same time yell at Kadvega for being a giant idiot for casting wild magic. :3 Cairn is already in a bad mood and wild magicing the zombie into two hasn't made his mood any better.

[greymountain_Sage]

In fairness, I do believe that he did that by accident.

Also, if the question of healing is still out there, I need it, please.

[Tsuchigumo550]

Try to block my zombie's attack and slash at Kr'zbin's zombie. (I imagine blocking it's hand and slashing it's arm off in a wide arc and catching them both, but chances are the dice HATE that idea)

"Are you all right, friend? Better we all survive a little injured than one without injury."

[greymountain_Sage]

"Are you all right, friend? Better we all survive a little injured than one without injury."

"Only a scratch. You should have seen me after the great Dwarven Ale mines of my homeland collapsed, now that one was a real injury!"

[Azthor]

Try and dig a 5m ramp downwards through the floor of an apparently safe area.